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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 17h

my assumption is that for every person who is in a similar boat to you, there has to be like 5 people who just "upgrade" without question every generation. this shit makes even less sense to me now that everyone's done 3 price increases though lol

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 22h

spent the entire weekend playing medic and only using the starting SMG bc i was like "i can't stop til i unlock all the attachments" and also just fully miss that each class gets a bonus for using a specific weapon type lmao

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 1d

extremely goated record fuck the haters

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 1d

isn't that a chappelles show sketch

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 2d

mf posted a screenshot that said an order would take them 3 hours of transit time, 41 stops for items, and they would make 90 dollars. you gonna burn half that in fucking fuel and i know that kia optima barely hanging on we can't let people work like this!!!!

RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 2d

reddit started suggesting me every conceivable sub for people who work as delivery drivers and like..... im sorry man why did we let this happen. no offense but we did this lmao

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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 3d

Logging on, gm

Depiction of Sisyphus pushing his rock upwards inside an ouroboros w/ text: I just gotta make it to Friday

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 3d

same energy

an embarrassing reddit post with a likely ai generated image

a man in home depot saluting a guy in head to toe mossy oak

RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 4d

I tapped out when season 7 ended lol

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 4d

one of the last remaining real ones

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 5d

here's the thing, i know 95% of all the "i love bush" shit is just performative tiktok barista BF nonsense bc if you were a real pussy enjoyer you'd be happy with whatever you get!! let them do what they wilt to their coochies!

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 5d

RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

i am actively watching it right now lmao

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

The Armed should make him a member

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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 6d

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

ive decided to get really into lee pace

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

shakti de!

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 6d

Cin of ma

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

i love my wiiiiiiiife AH let's go ride a biiiiiike

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

i had to be the illest person in winn dixie idk

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

nobody should ever keep velveeta cheese bricks in their house. you may have up to two (2) boxes of shells and cheese and that's it. anything else should have you thrown in jail for the weekend

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

if anyone ever answered the question "what if we made the laser bigger?" more than it was ever asked, it's Gundam

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 6d

last night we let the kojima productions talk

Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 7d

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 7d

If I directed Jennifer garner in a capital one business card commercial I would have her say something attention grabbing like ‘275,000,000 dead so that the empire of knives may flourish’ but hi is pretty good too because it makes you look at the screen to say hi back

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 9d

would you believe this person told me a gacha game has "top tier narrative"

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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 9d

she's having mind numbingly awful sex we've never even heard of

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