Wresting Trans Face
@oxmounter.bsky.social
At any given moment my boob to peanut butter cup ratio (by volume) is likely at parity.
The “buttload” can never be standardized as a unit of measure because:
1) Whose butt?
2) Does this persons capacity fluctuate?
3) What are we measuring? Bowling balls? Ball bearings? 2x4’s?
There’s too many fucking variables.
1) Whose butt?
2) Does this persons capacity fluctuate?
3) What are we measuring? Bowling balls? Ball bearings? 2x4’s?
There’s too many fucking variables.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The “buttload” can never be standardized as a unit of measure because:
1) Whose butt?
2) Does this persons capacity fluctuate?
3) What are we measuring? Bowling balls? Ball bearings? 2x4’s?
There’s too many fucking variables.
1) Whose butt?
2) Does this persons capacity fluctuate?
3) What are we measuring? Bowling balls? Ball bearings? 2x4’s?
There’s too many fucking variables.
About a year or so post transition I was driving to work and suddenly said to myself (out loud), “Huh. I’ve got daddy issues.” and so much became clear.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
About a year or so post transition I was driving to work and suddenly said to myself (out loud), “Huh. I’ve got daddy issues.” and so much became clear.
I’m grateful for my sobriety.
Without it, I have nothing else to be grateful for.
Without it, I have nothing else to be grateful for.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m grateful for my sobriety.
Without it, I have nothing else to be grateful for.
Without it, I have nothing else to be grateful for.
Its Thanksgiving. Have a happy one.
May your day conclude without life lost or conceived.
May your day conclude without life lost or conceived.
MDC "My Family Is A Little Weird" with lyrics in the description
YouTube video by LoudProudandDrunk
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November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Its Thanksgiving. Have a happy one.
May your day conclude without life lost or conceived.
May your day conclude without life lost or conceived.
Ari’s tips for adulting:
Apple pie is like an adult pop tart and therefore an acceptable breakfast. Bonus you can add whip cream for a dose of calcium.
This has been an “Ari’s tips for adulting”.
Apple pie is like an adult pop tart and therefore an acceptable breakfast. Bonus you can add whip cream for a dose of calcium.
This has been an “Ari’s tips for adulting”.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ari’s tips for adulting:
Apple pie is like an adult pop tart and therefore an acceptable breakfast. Bonus you can add whip cream for a dose of calcium.
This has been an “Ari’s tips for adulting”.
Apple pie is like an adult pop tart and therefore an acceptable breakfast. Bonus you can add whip cream for a dose of calcium.
This has been an “Ari’s tips for adulting”.
SB: “You know it’s going to be impossible for me to tell if you’re having a stroke, right?”
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
SB: “You know it’s going to be impossible for me to tell if you’re having a stroke, right?”
I can see her lying back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
In a room where you do what you don't confess
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can see her lying back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
In a room where you do what you don't confess
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
In 2021 I needed rehab. They had never dealt with a trans woman before, I detoxed on my couch for two days before they called me back with a bed, and I could have died.
Now I’m working on certification in clinical psychology specializing in substance abuse and gender dysphoria/family support.
Now I’m working on certification in clinical psychology specializing in substance abuse and gender dysphoria/family support.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In 2021 I needed rehab. They had never dealt with a trans woman before, I detoxed on my couch for two days before they called me back with a bed, and I could have died.
Now I’m working on certification in clinical psychology specializing in substance abuse and gender dysphoria/family support.
Now I’m working on certification in clinical psychology specializing in substance abuse and gender dysphoria/family support.
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you.
Reposted by Wresting Trans Face
Tr*mp and MTG fighting is like when you try to use pee to power wash a shit stain off your taint.
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Tr*mp and MTG fighting is like when you try to use pee to power wash a shit stain off your taint.
Say you were to order a new push up bra from Soma as they are having a sale, it would behoove you to acclimate said bra to the interior of your house prior to trying it on. Particularly if you are in the northeast where said bra was sitting in 34 degrees overnight.
I am
Awake.
I am
Awake.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Say you were to order a new push up bra from Soma as they are having a sale, it would behoove you to acclimate said bra to the interior of your house prior to trying it on. Particularly if you are in the northeast where said bra was sitting in 34 degrees overnight.
I am
Awake.
I am
Awake.
Gender is a performance and I have fallen into the pit.
gender is a performance and I forgot where my mark is
Gender is a performance and I am a silly little guy in high femme drag
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gender is a performance and I have fallen into the pit.
IF you are posting 300 characters about a yummy meal you have just made complete with a lengthy description of something germane to said recipe (like a sauce), you are bound by ethics to link the recipe at the very least.
Furthermore ICE must be destroyed.
Furthermore ICE must be destroyed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
IF you are posting 300 characters about a yummy meal you have just made complete with a lengthy description of something germane to said recipe (like a sauce), you are bound by ethics to link the recipe at the very least.
Furthermore ICE must be destroyed.
Furthermore ICE must be destroyed.
You aren’t nuts: “One study found that the likelihood of the drivers slowing down to let pedestrians cross the road decreased by 3% for every US$1,000 (£738.50) that their car was worth.”
Research suggests rich people tend to be more selfish – but why is that?
A growing body of psychological research suggests wealth can foster selfishness, unethical behavior, and emotional disconnection, hinting that money might subtly reshape how people treat others.
www.psypost.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You aren’t nuts: “One study found that the likelihood of the drivers slowing down to let pedestrians cross the road decreased by 3% for every US$1,000 (£738.50) that their car was worth.”
Crossword. Three letters. Clue is “Hoo-ha”.
It isn’t “vag” so I’m stumped.
It isn’t “vag” so I’m stumped.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Crossword. Three letters. Clue is “Hoo-ha”.
It isn’t “vag” so I’m stumped.
It isn’t “vag” so I’m stumped.
Republicans went HARD on anti-trans policies in VA and NJ. Their opponents didn’t take the bait and won.
Downingtown, PA elected an openly trans mayor.
Mamdani ran on a popular economic platform and is adamantly pro-trans rights.
Are the rest of the Dems listening yet?
It’s not a losing issue.
Downingtown, PA elected an openly trans mayor.
Mamdani ran on a popular economic platform and is adamantly pro-trans rights.
Are the rest of the Dems listening yet?
It’s not a losing issue.
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Republicans went HARD on anti-trans policies in VA and NJ. Their opponents didn’t take the bait and won.
Downingtown, PA elected an openly trans mayor.
Mamdani ran on a popular economic platform and is adamantly pro-trans rights.
Are the rest of the Dems listening yet?
It’s not a losing issue.
Downingtown, PA elected an openly trans mayor.
Mamdani ran on a popular economic platform and is adamantly pro-trans rights.
Are the rest of the Dems listening yet?
It’s not a losing issue.
Fuck yeah!!!
Downingtown elects Pennsylvania’s first openly transgender mayor
Democrat Erica Deuso defeated Republican Richard Bryant in the borough of Downingtown’s mayoral election.
whyy.org
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Fuck yeah!!!
Add this to the growing list of shit we’ve been saying for months.
3 Nov 2025 -- AtlasIntel poll finds voters prefer Dems approach to trans rights over Reps. Voters preferred Abigail Spanberger in VA (53%) and Mikie Sherrill in NJ (52%) when it came to trans issues. Both comfortably lead Rep opponents in gubernatorial races. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
New Poll: Voters Prefer Democratic Candidates Approach To Trans Rights Over Republicans
A new poll, which surveys voters who will partake in the New Jersey and Virginia governor races, found that voters were not impressed with Republican anti-trans positions.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Add this to the growing list of shit we’ve been saying for months.
On the plus side, the analog clock in our kitchen is finally correct.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On the plus side, the analog clock in our kitchen is finally correct.
I have never, in my years of participating in social media, wanted my feeds organized by any other criteria but chronology.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have never, in my years of participating in social media, wanted my feeds organized by any other criteria but chronology.
In my experience, there has always been an unspoken alliance between lesbians and trans women. Lesbians have been labeled exclusionary in their social circles by a patriarchal and chauvinistic lens so it’s not surprising that this is being projected on the trans community.
Pamela Paul in the WSJ:
"For their part, trans advocates argue that trans women can also be lesbians and that it is lesbians who are being exclusionary."
WTF? No. Trans ppl are saying that lesbians, by and large, are incredibly supportive and that SOME JACKASSES are exclusionary.
"For their part, trans advocates argue that trans women can also be lesbians and that it is lesbians who are being exclusionary."
WTF? No. Trans ppl are saying that lesbians, by and large, are incredibly supportive and that SOME JACKASSES are exclusionary.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
In my experience, there has always been an unspoken alliance between lesbians and trans women. Lesbians have been labeled exclusionary in their social circles by a patriarchal and chauvinistic lens so it’s not surprising that this is being projected on the trans community.
I want to give Lily Allen a big hug.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I want to give Lily Allen a big hug.
The mass cancellation of Disney+ which saved Kimmel’s job proved that the only thing these people understand is money.
If you are able, please consider cancelling Prime and buying things from vendors other than Amazon.
#boycottamazon
If you are able, please consider cancelling Prime and buying things from vendors other than Amazon.
#boycottamazon
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The mass cancellation of Disney+ which saved Kimmel’s job proved that the only thing these people understand is money.
If you are able, please consider cancelling Prime and buying things from vendors other than Amazon.
#boycottamazon
If you are able, please consider cancelling Prime and buying things from vendors other than Amazon.
#boycottamazon
Rally for LGBT healthcare and trans rights in Harrisburg today. Great speakers and a wonderfully joyful crowd.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Rally for LGBT healthcare and trans rights in Harrisburg today. Great speakers and a wonderfully joyful crowd.
Ruin a movie with one letter?
Children of the Korn
Children of the Korn
ruin a movie w one letter: Nightmare On Elmo Street
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ruin a movie with one letter?
Children of the Korn
Children of the Korn