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Wresting Transface
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At any given moment my boob to peanut butter cup ratio (by volume) is likely at parity.
Nothing creates clutter in my life faster and more completely than trying to find a pair of jeans that’ll fit over my mid-January-fat ass.
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
You know what? Fine. Ban cell phones, smartphones, 5G. All of it.

Let’s go back to getting information from Mabel up the road and town criers. At least then the quality of information you got was only dependent on whose dog had pissed on Mabel’s petunias or how loaded the crier was.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is the dude you’re arguing with the transes about voting for?!

Do go on about how I MUST vote for this douche to save democracy.

I’m sick of hearing: “this is who I’m voting for so you MUST do the same to save democracy”.

Trans people have a 6th sense for evil. Listen this time.
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
After a lifetime of being a psychology enthusiast, years spent trying to understand my own substance abuse issues, and finally returning to school to get counseling certification, I can reveal the fundamental principal that ties it all together:

Boy howdy our brains are fucking weird, man.
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 AM
You could try to make raising a kid and being an adult suck less. Just an idea.
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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this essay addresses most issues related to trans people and sports (& clears up nonsense you may hear today in #SCOTUS)
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
As long as I can continue to turn it off, I’m not sure I give a shit.
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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The New York Times is failing its readers when it minimizes 1) Child porn generated via Grok 2) The humans, not Grok, created it and 3) The "outrage" is not ambient anger but a demand for accountability.

youtube.com/shorts/kkuC-...
NYT Headline Fail: Grok & Child Porn
YouTube video by Ana Marie Cox
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January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’m not sure how to explain this but purple is the only color that has a smell.

Destroy Ice.
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My boobs are too big.
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I gave myself a debilitating back injury that kept me out of work for weeks picking up a pencil.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I quit drinking just over 4 years ago and haven’t been able to walk a straight line since.
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“But Maduro wa…” stop right there and go fuck yourself.
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Not sure how bad the deepfake problem is? Read Stella's farewell thread.

This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Do these people speak in any other language besides “campaign ad”?
Statement from she who should have been our President.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Well thank GOD. Any fewer adverbs and I would be concerned.
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Hands cold?! Make toast!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This may be my favorite post of the year.
Springsteen ass headline
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
One of the wildest things about hormone therapy even after 6 years is I’ll just be sitting around minding my own business and boom - my boobs are bigger.
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Man it’s fucking cold outside. Maybe I’ll just put off groceries until tomorrow.

#transideology
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
If you don’t know who in your friend group is the succubus, it’s you.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I can’t wait until she finds out what her employer thinks about maternity leave.
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Blajah-Blavingad effect: when you start hormones and inexplicably flip from a bottom to a top.
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM