paisley 🦇🎶☣️
@paiswey.bsky.social
mommy's medium-sized 27 year old
it/its 🔞 i'm paisley :3
it/its 🔞 i'm paisley :3
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what if you were piloting a mech or a gundam type situation and they had like, a big hero 6 baymax inflatable vinyl type situation around their tummy where you're locked into because the strain of piloting it makes you hypermess and it needs to rapidly stretch to accommodate you
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
what if you were piloting a mech or a gundam type situation and they had like, a big hero 6 baymax inflatable vinyl type situation around their tummy where you're locked into because the strain of piloting it makes you hypermess and it needs to rapidly stretch to accommodate you
i'm stupid and i love cumming in my diapers (im gay btw)
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i'm stupid and i love cumming in my diapers (im gay btw)
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This image lives rent free in my head.
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This image lives rent free in my head.
very excited for new light rail stops to be open i've already found a 1.3 mile walk opportunity and i'm like giddy to go on some adventures and explore new nooks and crannies :333
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
very excited for new light rail stops to be open i've already found a 1.3 mile walk opportunity and i'm like giddy to go on some adventures and explore new nooks and crannies :333
what if [figure of authority] was nice to you and also had pants that smelled bad
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
what if [figure of authority] was nice to you and also had pants that smelled bad
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December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I did another one :3 and she’s right! What princess would you be without a throne?! It looks like a comfy one too! I feel bad for the hand though… diaper duty does get exhausting!
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I did another one :3 and she’s right! What princess would you be without a throne?! It looks like a comfy one too! I feel bad for the hand though… diaper duty does get exhausting!
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are the lyrics kinda wack because these guys've been making music for decades and this was a fun lil christmas project? i won't argue that, but also i did tear up at work thinkin about someone who holds this bitterness in their heart finding a love that cuts through that so that counts for something
here's one of mine: it doesn't often snow at christmas by the pet shop boys.
it's an extremely cheesy song with cheesy christmas synth noises but i feel like it fits the theme of like, an opinionated snobby grinch still finding holiday joy by being with the one they love
youtu.be/ZZJNNUahv5c
it's an extremely cheesy song with cheesy christmas synth noises but i feel like it fits the theme of like, an opinionated snobby grinch still finding holiday joy by being with the one they love
youtu.be/ZZJNNUahv5c
Pet Shop Boys - It Doesn't Often Snow At Christmas (Day 7)
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
are the lyrics kinda wack because these guys've been making music for decades and this was a fun lil christmas project? i won't argue that, but also i did tear up at work thinkin about someone who holds this bitterness in their heart finding a love that cuts through that so that counts for something
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October 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
the radio at work plays the same garbage over and over and i don't like sitting with this feeling like i hate christmas music because i really don't.
what are your favorite christmas songs? who has a good christmas album?
what are your favorite christmas songs? who has a good christmas album?
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the radio at work plays the same garbage over and over and i don't like sitting with this feeling like i hate christmas music because i really don't.
what are your favorite christmas songs? who has a good christmas album?
what are your favorite christmas songs? who has a good christmas album?
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Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.
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pay no attention to the negative space in this image from a diaper artist
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
pay no attention to the negative space in this image from a diaper artist
"EWWWWW hehehe groooooss~!!" but as your own reaction to your own accident is really super cute imo 👉👈
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"EWWWWW hehehe groooooss~!!" but as your own reaction to your own accident is really super cute imo 👉👈
i think king dedede needs to be in more d-d-diapers
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i think king dedede needs to be in more d-d-diapers
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looks like the king has had a sweaty workout...
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
looks like the king has had a sweaty workout...
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Busted for driving a dumptruck... 💦
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Busted for driving a dumptruck... 💦
im eating a 10pm maple bourbon bacon chopped salad kit "The Twisted Gamer's Delight"
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
im eating a 10pm maple bourbon bacon chopped salad kit "The Twisted Gamer's Delight"