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@paljus.me

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Pal, Pili, or Påljus. Queer ADHD one-wolf DE&I campaign. 32, UK, they/he/surprise me. Cries easily at ✨narrative possibilities✨ Have a go by telling me about music, game, or larp design that you like 👍🏽

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Pili @paljus.me · 15h

guess who just woke me up by anxiously vomiting on the stairs at quarter to three in the morning because of firework stress

a very good but visibly tired and ragged dog receives fuss to try to chill her out a bit after an awful day (she also pooped indoors at no notice)

she is sat up on wooden floorboards and looks super exhausted with eyes half-shut

Pili @paljus.me · 21h

Firework season is properly traumatising our poor girl again.

This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker.

Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router.

(We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)

Part of the back half of a dog can be seen in between some shelving, low to the ground, and tucked behind a wooden crate with some blankets on.

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Pili @paljus.me · 4d

Sleepy Kicky Leggies from the smallest wolf 🥰

Pili @paljus.me · 4d

I'm eating a yoghurt!

Pili @paljus.me · 5d

not me blushing on main 😭

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Pili @paljus.me · 5d

The #ib changed my life, he's in for more of an adventure than he might realise 😊

Pili @paljus.me · 5d

I would not exist as an openly queer wolf without @alcides.bsky.social's direct interference and support.

Alçidés has had so much more of an impact on my life than xe would dare take credit for and I love xem to pieces 💕

(I quietly envy the communities Alç supports back home!)

BooBiscuit 🎃👻 @harpomarxism.bsky.social · 6d

Hey let's try something different today.

Let's start a thread where we shout out a trans person on Bluesky who's inspired you or made a difference in your life.

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Pili @paljus.me · 6d

Only my family could communicate like this 🤦🏽

On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!

A messenger chat.
Me: Didn't realise you were in London!
Me: Who'd you get tickets through for that price?
Mum: coincidentally, the witch is dead - 13:30 this afternoon!
Sister: Is that you saying grandma has died?!?
Mum: yup
Me: Yeah, I had to ask to clarify

Pili @paljus.me · 6d

As a qualified safety wolf, I fully relate to all of this.

People store their combustibles ✨everywhere✨ 😭

I did get to play with fire extinguishers though!

outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 6d

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

Pili @paljus.me · 7d

I found the most non-binary anti-perspirant I could and it's delightful 🥰

A can of "pure melon aloe" antiperspirant. There's a blurry dog in the background looking tired.

Pili @paljus.me · 8d

If you want a superb and consistent recreation of it back in the UK, "Golden Curry" is the standard and you can find it in most Asian supermarkets. We've got a few blocks in our cupboard we ought to use 😅

Pili @paljus.me · 8d

*fanboy noises*

Pili @paljus.me · 9d

Being eggless is a pitiful state 😭

Gonna go check if we have any just in case!

Pili @paljus.me · 18d

This is glorious, love the bounciness 😅

Pili @paljus.me · 19d

Gonna tell kids this was the Homestuck Animated Pilot, or at least one of the [S] ASCEND animations.

youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4

Felix Colgrave is always a legend.

Fever The Ghost - SOURCE (official music video)

YouTube video by Felix Colgrave

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Pili @paljus.me · 21d

This cuteness and gentle sharing of space is wonderful, I look forward to offering a similarly warm harbour to my friends 🥰

Pili @paljus.me · 25d

As someone who realised I could be an out queer furry less than two years ago, it was terrifying but super worth it. Reckless authenticity beats filing off my interesting edges 📯

Pili @paljus.me · 25d

Big points for the variety of adventurous PS vita b-roll 📯

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Pili @paljus.me · 25d

New Silent Hill video from Pim!

They always provide glorious explorations of narrative impact and design consequences, which is *my jam* 📯

Imp's Crypt!🎃 @pimscrypt.bsky.social · 25d

🟥!!NEW VIDEO!!🟥

In which I talk about a Silent Hill game that is “nothing like its predecessors”, but also the (im)perfect distillation of each and every one of them. There’s also more footage of me playing Playstation Vita than you will ever see for the rest of your life.

youtu.be/7heyKOO5L8c?...

A Youtube thumbnail featuring Pim’s terrified face, surrounded by two dark hands, with the text “A TRUE SILENT HILL EXPERIENCE” at the bottom center.

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Pili @paljus.me · 28d

I've never seen such a literal and brazen example of "the billionaires are encouraging you to fight each other so you don't fight them"

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Sep 13

Elon Musk spoke by video to Tommy Robinson's anti-immigrant rally in the UK today.

"You're in a fundamental situation here where, whether you choose violence or not, violence is coming to you," said Musk. "You either fight back or you die."

Pili @paljus.me · 28d

I will find the full snack zone theme and we will use it to its utmost, as well as any other small improvised rituals that can help 📯

But yeah, definitely fucks up the old "calories in calories out" diatribe.

Pili @paljus.me · Sep 20

"woah this cottage cheese is lit fam"

The two youths in the advert are sat in a trendy studio apartment. The left hand youth is covering his mouth with one hand in disbelief while wielding a pot of cottage cheese with the other. The other youth is open-mouthed with surprise as he holds a gaming controller and stares at the camera.

Pili @paljus.me · Sep 16

I love accidental inbox poetry.

My pinned conversations in Telegram show previews of the most recent message in each, received at a variety of times, but they happen to create a narrative.
"Chasing Tanya now"
"Needed to piss"
"very unhappy with the dress"
"Just needs more smooshing"
"Oh lol"
"She melted"

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