Blythe Baxter
@palpokey2.bsky.social
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"Meat's back on the menu, boys!" (referring to myself)
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Watching a Heavy Rain playthrough in Japanese and hugging my dog because I would be so scared if I lost him at the mall in Japanese
Bro it says breakfast lunch AND dinner
Mom says I can have her collection of tiny crystal animals
I feel that "play that funky music white boy" has aged impeccably
Every dish is a bowl of chunky soup and a piece of raw meat, blown out under a spotlight in 480p
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I love beans which is really lucky because that’s what I can afford
I'm succumbing to Martha Stewart brainrot
When I think about how I used to be mean I smile because I think about how safe the world is now that I'm nice
Allied Barton bitchass motherfucker
All the Brits on Zoom say they like my mustache
Laying in bed thinking about how I'd slice 3D shapes
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Alright team let's get out there and run some reports
Beetle funeral

That's a slice of bread btw
Trying to watch wolf music videos but my dumbass fat head dog won't stop barking
Just saw a white cyber truck it looked like a gameboy advance
Rebranding with a less mischievous name
Elevator smells great now
Cool kids call this place Chegg
I spilled an entire americano in the elevator
Hello my secret fans

Very excited for next week's Buckysode