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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥

@pandainlingerie.bsky.social

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Ex Indie Game Dev🎮🔨 (want to 🔁 in future), Comedian😆, Singer🎤, Guitarist🎸, Poet🖊️ (nvr shown here). 아미💜⁷. AnCom🌍. Vegan🌱. City of Robin Hood🏹. Autistic♾️🧠. ♉☀️♏🌙♍🌅. Estranged Orphan😮‍💨. Mentally ill from relentless traumatic stress🧠⛈️. Can't 👀 DMs bc bad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 laws.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 5d

I am cursed to be so intelligent, beautiful, and funny, that very few people believe that I am insane, which I indeed am.

I am also cursed to be insane, in such a way that those who recognise it, do not understand nor believe me to be intelligent, beautiful, and funny, even though I very much am.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 6h

A* metalhead...

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 6h

Big oof - def bullets dodged!

Same re: pol knowledge growing over the years.

Idk if you saw the rest of the thread, but this fasc couldn't understand the concept of a woman not wanting a tough guy Viking bear - I like bisexual emo twinks/intellectual himboes.

Were ur exes weird AF abt manliness?

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Turning you into a worm for that's a bit much, she could just get a better lock, or something - unless you ate the cheese and that's what turned you into a worm then perhaps you ought to learn your lesson about not eating random shit in a witch's fridge?

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Alright, I'll be there in 20 minutes, stay out of the sight of crows and griffins!

(And then it's a 35 minute swim to the goblins' domain in their village inside the cove.) 🧜🏼‍♀️

Really good typing for a worm, by the way - you're very talented! 🤭

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 18h

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

(Did u do somet to the hag, or is she just a Karen like that?)

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Stay there - I'm coming over with a jar - I know a goblin warlock who can give you a potion to put you back to normal - your skin will be bright purple but fade back to whatever form of humanoid beige/brown you are after about a week, I hope that's OK, it's the best I can do?

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moni⁷ :) @moninomimon.bsky.social · 18h

here to remind you that this Jungkook existed

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Dipshit 💭 that he could gaslight me into bein into him.

I'd spurn him by expressing attraction to Jungkook, a man his total opposite by ltrlly ery metric.

He'd ignore the hint (disgusting!) and desperately say that he is/has/does that, too.
Always in a way that ain't even the sexy thing abt it. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

It was infuriating. The way he kept trying to commandeer the helm of my sexuality and sail the ship into waters it's not built for and that there's nothing there for me for and crash the ship.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

This fascist refused to believe or understand that and would keep arguing that I ought to fancy Henry Cavill as if my taste in men is a choice that I'm making and not a natural and u changeable thing in response to my experiences.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

I was until recently unbeknownst to me "friends" with a closet fascist for 1.5 years.

They really are incapable of connecting even the most basic of dots.

This man was an metalhead Viking blue eyes dark blond hair thin lips long face bear body type tough guy.

Jungkook is my type.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

I do want to play Love and Deepspace but it requires 82 terabyes of free space, and my phone only has like 4 GBs and I'm using 3 of them (exaggerating for comedic effect, but you get my point, though).

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

I do find dating sims psychologically fascinating as a genre and want to play more until my pattern recognition fully gets their deal and their tropes and I can pastiche or parody it perfectly whilst also massively improving it and making it actually fun for het women the entire way through.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

And like sometimes it was way sexier than I ever expected (my first proper dating sim - I didn't know it was softcore porn), but sometimes gave me major ick and r*py red flag turn offs/worries.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

I went drier than the Sahara and tried not to retch in discomfort but also I was laughing, and restarted the game and chose the brown haired man.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Then he insisted on feeding me directly into my mouth with his hands some little cupcake things or something and said me licking the cream off of my lips (scripted not my choice) reminds him of a kitten licking milk (cows' breast milk, not something normal like oat milk).

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Grabbing my by the wrist and march-walk leading you - Idk if that's some cultural thing in Japan that's considered good for some reason, but as an English woman, I'd scream the fucking mansion down and cry blue bloody murder if a man I barely knew did that to me.

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

The only dating sims I've played were Hatoful Boyfriend (lol, wot a banger), and like 2/3rds of My Butler with the one who is brunette Jungkook-coded.

I would be shocked to my core if a woman wrote My Butler (and obvs Hatoful isn't sexy bc it's pigeons) bc I tried the black hair guy 1st n hated it.

a picture of a bird with a pudding on it

Alt: Hatoful Boyfriend Glitter GIF saying Goodnight friends, with the pudding obsessed dove, and tons of flan style pudding emotes bouncing in place, like a Mario plant, at the bottom.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

May be a trailblazer in the video games industry by making a console and/or PC video game for hetero women, centred around the female gaze, and actually written by a woman (me).

Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Thinking about that Stanzi Potenza short where she says what listening to news each week in 2025 is like and that one line saying just
"News just in:
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are buying all of the world's lava, and we don't yet know, what for."

It really does feel like that....

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 12h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Aaaw, they're beautiful. :)

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮🧜🏼‍♀️🐦‍🔥 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social · 7h

Today I learned a new words, thanks! :)

A boondoggle is a project that is considered a waste of both time and money, yet is often continued due to extraneous policy or political motivations.

boondoggle

informal•North American English

noun
an unnecessary, wasteful, or fraudulent project.
"he characterized the defense program as an unworkable boondoggle"

verb
spend money or time on unnecessary, wasteful, or fraudulent projects.
"the only guarantees are higher taxes and bureaucratic boondoggling"

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St. Simeon the Pumpkin Spice Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 12h

I am now fully on board with the Pope declaring clickbait to be a sin

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