Comedian😆, Singer🎤, Guitarist🎸, Poet🖊️ (nvr shown here).
아미💜⁷.
AnCom🌍.
Vegan🌱.
City of Robin Hood🏹.
Autistic♾️🧠.
♉☀️♏🌙♍🌅.
Estranged Orphan😮💨.
Mentally ill from relentless traumatic stress🧠⛈️.
Can't 👀 DMs bc bad 🏴 laws.
On the other track is 1 evil CEO who profits from killing the others.
"And there was this little teal bloke, with these big yellow eyes, in me garden, and I thought, well gosh, he must be very lost - maybe he forgot where he parked his ship?"
"And there was this little teal bloke, with these big yellow eyes, in me garden, and I thought, well gosh, he must be very lost - maybe he forgot where he parked his ship?"
[Cough!] Spotify! [Cough!]
[Cough!] PlayStation Network! [Cough!]
[Cough!] Spotify! [Cough!]
[Cough!] PlayStation Network! [Cough!]
A few years ago (conversely), I made a "Tolerable Christmas Playlist" - something like that - Xmas and Winter themed/sounding songs and scores that aren't played 87 times a day in the December period and aren't intrusively boisterous.
I'll see if I can find it, hang on...
Yep! Here we go:
A few years ago (conversely), I made a "Tolerable Christmas Playlist" - something like that - Xmas and Winter themed/sounding songs and scores that aren't played 87 times a day in the December period and aren't intrusively boisterous.
I'll see if I can find it, hang on...
Yep! Here we go:
"Aw."
Then thought
"Thank God it wasn't a random man! That would be TERRIFYING!"
And then I remembered the
"Would you rather be alone in the woods with a wild bear, or with a random man?"
"Aw."
Then thought
"Thank God it wasn't a random man! That would be TERRIFYING!"
And then I remembered the
"Would you rather be alone in the woods with a wild bear, or with a random man?"
And then I remembered Platinum Undercut JK, Rainbow Platinum Jimin, Eyebrow NJ, et al and completely lost my train of thought...
That would be an amazing look. Anime-worthy. Overwhelming.
Photographers plfainting on the spot, lol.
And then I remembered Platinum Undercut JK, Rainbow Platinum Jimin, Eyebrow NJ, et al and completely lost my train of thought...
That would be an amazing look. Anime-worthy. Overwhelming.
Photographers plfainting on the spot, lol.
And these mothers are such boring people that they're so judgemental that they assume that childfree people's lives are empty and have nothing going on and no reason to have time off.
It's Kareny.
And these mothers are such boring people that they're so judgemental that they assume that childfree people's lives are empty and have nothing going on and no reason to have time off.
It's Kareny.
Factory farmed animals suffer immensely.
Factory farmed animals suffer immensely.
My issue with getting a boyfriend is that a man who fits the holy trinity of Attractive, Attracted, and Available is rarer than a brown unicorn.
My issue with getting a boyfriend is that a man who fits the holy trinity of Attractive, Attracted, and Available is rarer than a brown unicorn.
Sort of woman who would be a cop if she was a man.
"Lucy, women CAN be cops."
Yes, Forrest, I know that.
But they have such intense internalised misogyny that they think it not gender-affirming for em to be a cop.
Sort of woman who would be a cop if she was a man.
"Lucy, women CAN be cops."
Yes, Forrest, I know that.
But they have such intense internalised misogyny that they think it not gender-affirming for em to be a cop.
I mean, mine is none of these, but minus the dogs because dogs are Hell to me, I would choose Number 4 and that would be a massive upgrade to my current life.
(Also, in that scenario, why is somebody who lives alone with two dogs travelling all the time?)
youtube.com/shorts/GTNxs...
I mean, mine is none of these, but minus the dogs because dogs are Hell to me, I would choose Number 4 and that would be a massive upgrade to my current life.
(Also, in that scenario, why is somebody who lives alone with two dogs travelling all the time?)
youtube.com/shorts/GTNxs...
Nvr met a termite in my life, Idek how they look - p sure we don't have em in England, and I ABHOR murdering lil beings in horrible ways, but for a sec, I wanted to buy this spray.
Western ads need to LEARN....
Nvr met a termite in my life, Idek how they look - p sure we don't have em in England, and I ABHOR murdering lil beings in horrible ways, but for a sec, I wanted to buy this spray.
Western ads need to LEARN....
Keyboard: You meant slut-shane.
Me: no, fucking slut-shame-uh!
Keyboard: Slur-shame.
Me: SLUT-SHAME, YOU STUPID SLUT!
Keyboard: You meant slut-shane.
Me: no, fucking slut-shame-uh!
Keyboard: Slur-shame.
Me: SLUT-SHAME, YOU STUPID SLUT!
I love my smart light (it's LIFX, Idk if they're discontinued or still a thing but they're the best smart light brand I've had bc the other few I've tried are too dull).
I love my smart light (it's LIFX, Idk if they're discontinued or still a thing but they're the best smart light brand I've had bc the other few I've tried are too dull).
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.
The thought of going out drinking all night in a big group of rowdy ppl now feels like the opposite of fun, like ugh.
I'd much rather be in pjs before sundown, covered in crumbs, surrounded by books, playing Subnautica or watching a sci-fi comedy.
i am so mid-30s...
The thought of going out drinking all night in a big group of rowdy ppl now feels like the opposite of fun, like ugh.
I'd much rather be in pjs before sundown, covered in crumbs, surrounded by books, playing Subnautica or watching a sci-fi comedy.
i am so mid-30s...
i am so mid-30s...