Jason Mankey
@panmankey.bsky.social
Witchcraft writer, husband of Ari, shepherd of cats, whisky enthusiast, Yule lover, harmless drudge
In fairness to Grok it does has him losing to WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, though Grok suggests Reigns could be attacked with memes.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
In fairness to Grok it does has him losing to WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, though Grok suggests Reigns could be attacked with memes.
This is a real transcript, and apparently, the greatest MRI in the history of MRIs.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is a real transcript, and apparently, the greatest MRI in the history of MRIs.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
#Snowflakes gonna snowflake. #turningpoint #badbunny will crush them in the ratings and deliver a spectacle. This alternative performance will be as limp as MAGA.
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#Snowflakes gonna snowflake. #turningpoint #badbunny will crush them in the ratings and deliver a spectacle. This alternative performance will be as limp as MAGA.
You should follow my favorite traditional witch Kelden. Thank me later.
Hey online witchy world. Long time, no see. 🌝
September 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You should follow my favorite traditional witch Kelden. Thank me later.
“Republican leaders were appealing to “good government,” warning of the perils of single-party rule and extolling the virtues of California’s nonpartisan citizen redistricting commission”
Such hypocrisy. We currently have single-party rule in DC, and it is a disaster.
Such hypocrisy. We currently have single-party rule in DC, and it is a disaster.
September 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Republican leaders were appealing to “good government,” warning of the perils of single-party rule and extolling the virtues of California’s nonpartisan citizen redistricting commission”
Such hypocrisy. We currently have single-party rule in DC, and it is a disaster.
Such hypocrisy. We currently have single-party rule in DC, and it is a disaster.
Trump on moving Space Force from CO to AL: “The problem I have with Colorado—they do mail in voting. They went to all mail in voting, so they automatically have crooked elections. And we can’t have that.”
The very sick and dying TACO has voted by mail at least three times in the last 15 years.
The very sick and dying TACO has voted by mail at least three times in the last 15 years.
September 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump on moving Space Force from CO to AL: “The problem I have with Colorado—they do mail in voting. They went to all mail in voting, so they automatically have crooked elections. And we can’t have that.”
The very sick and dying TACO has voted by mail at least three times in the last 15 years.
The very sick and dying TACO has voted by mail at least three times in the last 15 years.
The @thebandcake.bsky.social (Cake) version is better anyways.
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The @thebandcake.bsky.social (Cake) version is better anyways.
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Jason, you're the only person weird enough to lead a seance? Jason Mankey @panmankey.bsky.social recalls his very first seance. @heathergreene01.bsky.social @thefeems.bsky.social @richardlaellillard.bsky.social @travelerslight.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jason, you're the only person weird enough to lead a seance? Jason Mankey @panmankey.bsky.social recalls his very first seance. @heathergreene01.bsky.social @thefeems.bsky.social @richardlaellillard.bsky.social @travelerslight.bsky.social
Lots of misogyny involved. Only @whiskypriestess.bsky.social shames me for my Masters of the Universe collection. Sometimes one needs 12 different Skeletors.
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Lots of misogyny involved. Only @whiskypriestess.bsky.social shames me for my Masters of the Universe collection. Sometimes one needs 12 different Skeletors.
Growing pumpkins has been fun this summer, but that time is ending quickly. Eleven pumpkins harvested, three looking viable and harvest ready in the next few weeks.
August 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Growing pumpkins has been fun this summer, but that time is ending quickly. Eleven pumpkins harvested, three looking viable and harvest ready in the next few weeks.
@azpeacemakers.bsky.social So nice to hear Yahoos and Triangles in an all new season of #Kingofthehill !!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@azpeacemakers.bsky.social So nice to hear Yahoos and Triangles in an all new season of #Kingofthehill !!!!!
Israel is past redemption.
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Israel is past redemption.
I don’t really think that he did.
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don’t really think that he did.
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This line: “And while Republicans generally don’t want to add to the federal deficit,” is just not reflective of reality. Republicans talk about the deficit when they aren’t in the White House, when they are in the WH they add to it in catastrophic fashion. Deficits always rise under the GOP.
July 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This line: “And while Republicans generally don’t want to add to the federal deficit,” is just not reflective of reality. Republicans talk about the deficit when they aren’t in the White House, when they are in the WH they add to it in catastrophic fashion. Deficits always rise under the GOP.
Is it that hard to post here? Sad.
July 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Is it that hard to post here? Sad.
Joy of joys, #SUPERMAN really is SUPER. It’s a movie full of hope, kindness, and decency. Lex Luthor is menacing and Superman does super stuff, like punching bad guys, but at the same time showing his care and concern for others. It’s all I’ve ever wanted in a Superman movie and peobably a bit more.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Joy of joys, #SUPERMAN really is SUPER. It’s a movie full of hope, kindness, and decency. Lex Luthor is menacing and Superman does super stuff, like punching bad guys, but at the same time showing his care and concern for others. It’s all I’ve ever wanted in a Superman movie and peobably a bit more.
I certainly can’t unsee that now!!
July 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I certainly can’t unsee that now!!
Been a slow summer for sunflowers in my garden this year it’s nice to see these beauties growing near each other. The thistles are artichokes that have blossomed. The ‘chokes do have pretty flowers.
July 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Been a slow summer for sunflowers in my garden this year it’s nice to see these beauties growing near each other. The thistles are artichokes that have blossomed. The ‘chokes do have pretty flowers.
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ngl I scheduled my next bandcamp live online show almost as soon as the most recent one ended so I’d know I had something to look forward to in a few weeks. 😅
but apparently it wasn’t just me cuz 2 of yall already got a ticket. 🥹
#BestFansOnThePlanet
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but apparently it wasn’t just me cuz 2 of yall already got a ticket. 🥹
#BestFansOnThePlanet
sjtucker.bandcamp.com/merch/songs-...
Songs & Summer Starlight from S. J. Tucker
Live Stream from S. J. Tucker.
sjtucker.bandcamp.com
July 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ngl I scheduled my next bandcamp live online show almost as soon as the most recent one ended so I’d know I had something to look forward to in a few weeks. 😅
but apparently it wasn’t just me cuz 2 of yall already got a ticket. 🥹
#BestFansOnThePlanet
sjtucker.bandcamp.com/merch/songs-...
but apparently it wasn’t just me cuz 2 of yall already got a ticket. 🥹
#BestFansOnThePlanet
sjtucker.bandcamp.com/merch/songs-...
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What's your favorite quote from "Kiki's Delivery Service" @thefeems.bsky.social @panmankey.bsky.social @heathergreene01.bsky.social @pattinegri.bsky.social @richardlaellillard.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What's your favorite quote from "Kiki's Delivery Service" @thefeems.bsky.social @panmankey.bsky.social @heathergreene01.bsky.social @pattinegri.bsky.social @richardlaellillard.bsky.social
Some very questionable calls tonight.
June 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Some very questionable calls tonight.
Sorry Thorn. Also, Llewellyn is too scared of getting sued for rumors.
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sorry Thorn. Also, Llewellyn is too scared of getting sued for rumors.
I probably would have liked more gossip too, but I just couldn’t publish anything unsubstantiated.
June 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I probably would have liked more gossip too, but I just couldn’t publish anything unsubstantiated.