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papow
@papow.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Donkey, donkey
Gimme the gnus
I got a bad case
Of loving ewes
Gimme the gnus
I got a bad case
Of loving ewes
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what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your 2 ingredient hormone supportive chocolate mousse
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your 2 ingredient hormone supportive chocolate mousse
If AI is so great how come I'm not eating a new way to cook an egg
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
If AI is so great how come I'm not eating a new way to cook an egg
Until generative AI can make an infinite amount of weird, enormous, opulent, labyrinthian, unique mansions to explore as if I'm a part of a Maniac Mansion/Haunting/Clue/Murder By Death style hosted visted, I simply don't see the value!
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Until generative AI can make an infinite amount of weird, enormous, opulent, labyrinthian, unique mansions to explore as if I'm a part of a Maniac Mansion/Haunting/Clue/Murder By Death style hosted visted, I simply don't see the value!
I'm sure @unclebonnie.bsky.social already has this
What are you going to do? Save your money? For the future?!
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=apprecia&_ss=e&_v=1.0
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=apprecia&_ss=e&_v=1.0
February 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I'm sure @unclebonnie.bsky.social already has this
It's probably too tough to play hide and seek with a ghost.
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It's probably too tough to play hide and seek with a ghost.
Chupacabrafragilisticexpialidocious.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Chupacabrafragilisticexpialidocious.
Bit idea: I only tell jokes that require a specific accent or vocal character, but I don't do that part.
"Argh! It's driving my nuts!"
"Argh! It's driving my nuts!"
January 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Bit idea: I only tell jokes that require a specific accent or vocal character, but I don't do that part.
"Argh! It's driving my nuts!"
"Argh! It's driving my nuts!"
If I'm being honest with myself, I always assumed that Nickelodeon's "Double Dare" indicated the existence of a "Dare," and I wondered what I would have to do to see it.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If I'm being honest with myself, I always assumed that Nickelodeon's "Double Dare" indicated the existence of a "Dare," and I wondered what I would have to do to see it.
Handcrafted artisanal apps actually a real thing.
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Handcrafted artisanal apps actually a real thing.
Absolutely CRAZY that the earth is 4.54 BILLION (with a B) years old, and scientists manage to determine it was born on January 1.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Absolutely CRAZY that the earth is 4.54 BILLION (with a B) years old, and scientists manage to determine it was born on January 1.
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Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
Every Kohl's attached to a mall is haunted. These are the rules. #thesearetherules
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every Kohl's attached to a mall is haunted. These are the rules. #thesearetherules
New fanfic: the grinch was D.B. Cooper
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New fanfic: the grinch was D.B. Cooper
It'd be pretty funny if the average global temperature slowly started dropping for no clear reason. #classicpranks
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It'd be pretty funny if the average global temperature slowly started dropping for no clear reason. #classicpranks
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In my dreams, I can truly imagine anything
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In my dreams, I can truly imagine anything
You ever wonder why Kermit and Ernie sound so SIMILAR? Wonder no more!
You see, Kermit got mixed up with URSULA, the Sea Witch! And Ernie is her Muppet form with Kermit's STOLEN voice! (Think ARIEL and VANESSA!)
You see, Kermit got mixed up with URSULA, the Sea Witch! And Ernie is her Muppet form with Kermit's STOLEN voice! (Think ARIEL and VANESSA!)
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You ever wonder why Kermit and Ernie sound so SIMILAR? Wonder no more!
You see, Kermit got mixed up with URSULA, the Sea Witch! And Ernie is her Muppet form with Kermit's STOLEN voice! (Think ARIEL and VANESSA!)
You see, Kermit got mixed up with URSULA, the Sea Witch! And Ernie is her Muppet form with Kermit's STOLEN voice! (Think ARIEL and VANESSA!)
Four-year-olds ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S to get up from the dinner table to show how fast they can run like a cheetah.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Four-year-olds ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S to get up from the dinner table to show how fast they can run like a cheetah.
I don't know if this makes sense to anyone else, but every opening band's music has a smell.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't know if this makes sense to anyone else, but every opening band's music has a smell.
The baby has connived, weaseled, and hoodwinked(!) her way into bed again.
Who can hold her accountable? When will the terror end?
Who can hold her accountable? When will the terror end?
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The baby has connived, weaseled, and hoodwinked(!) her way into bed again.
Who can hold her accountable? When will the terror end?
Who can hold her accountable? When will the terror end?
I'm ready for another Fantasia, though I may be the only one.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm ready for another Fantasia, though I may be the only one.
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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It's so cool that they made the school from the social network real
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's so cool that they made the school from the social network real
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If you die in sudoku you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you die in sudoku you die in real life
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