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Silly plant chick. Not a bird. Also not a cat. Born in the late 1900s. (The gray and white tabby in the photos is Benedict)
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· May 10
The disturbed portion of the radish bed ist kaputt, but it looks like almost all of the other seeds are growing!
Disturbed Radish would be a good metal band name. Eco Metal
I'm not generally superstitious, but whenever my ear starts burning...
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: Keenan Thompson from SNL in a suit and tie is making an "ope" face while looking to the side
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December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm not generally superstitious, but whenever my ear starts burning...
Don't worry, the squirrel got some sunflower seeds, too.
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Don't worry, the squirrel got some sunflower seeds, too.
Tempted to go by my middle name at work because there's someone with the same first name and last initial who has been there longer.
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tempted to go by my middle name at work because there's someone with the same first name and last initial who has been there longer.
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
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Cat in pot, no pearl earring.
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cat in pot, no pearl earring.
Nothing like almost aspirating your tea from a marginally funny YouTube short on a Tuesday evening to make you feel alive.
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants laying on the ground
Alt: a cartoon of handsome squidward from spongebob squarepants swaying and dancing
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December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nothing like almost aspirating your tea from a marginally funny YouTube short on a Tuesday evening to make you feel alive.
Holy guac! Coursework and Udemy are merging 🫣
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Holy guac! Coursework and Udemy are merging 🫣
The days are going to start getting longer from this day out.
You made it! Keep on keeping on!
Get sunlight when you can. Take vitamin D if your doctor recommends it for you.
Be gentle with yourself. You matter.
You made it! Keep on keeping on!
Get sunlight when you can. Take vitamin D if your doctor recommends it for you.
Be gentle with yourself. You matter.
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The days are going to start getting longer from this day out.
You made it! Keep on keeping on!
Get sunlight when you can. Take vitamin D if your doctor recommends it for you.
Be gentle with yourself. You matter.
You made it! Keep on keeping on!
Get sunlight when you can. Take vitamin D if your doctor recommends it for you.
Be gentle with yourself. You matter.
I always forget to listen to Gotye, but it's such a treat when this song pops up again. For starters, the percussion is fab
youtu.be/yu-Tp2sxhMI?...
youtu.be/yu-Tp2sxhMI?...
Gotye - Hearts A Mess - official audio
YouTube video by gotyemusic
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I always forget to listen to Gotye, but it's such a treat when this song pops up again. For starters, the percussion is fab
youtu.be/yu-Tp2sxhMI?...
youtu.be/yu-Tp2sxhMI?...
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so where are the rest of the brassica oleracea haircuts
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
so where are the rest of the brassica oleracea haircuts
My best friend asked me whether I'd ever freeze my eggs, yesterday. I'm sure we'd talked about it in our 20s, too, but it felt so real this time.
For the first stage of my life, I think I really feel my age.
For the first stage of my life, I think I really feel my age.
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My best friend asked me whether I'd ever freeze my eggs, yesterday. I'm sure we'd talked about it in our 20s, too, but it felt so real this time.
For the first stage of my life, I think I really feel my age.
For the first stage of my life, I think I really feel my age.
Listen, I'm ready to lose my winter chub, but the kitty cat needs to bulk. Little baby can't get enough food these days. Luckily the vet okayed dry food again!
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Listen, I'm ready to lose my winter chub, but the kitty cat needs to bulk. Little baby can't get enough food these days. Luckily the vet okayed dry food again!
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Tri-hydroxyl what? Idgi
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tri-hydroxyl what? Idgi
My name is really uncommon (even in the motherland), but there's this artist on YouTube who shares my name and whenever her videos pop up, I have a mini freak out about seeing my name in an unexpected place.
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My name is really uncommon (even in the motherland), but there's this artist on YouTube who shares my name and whenever her videos pop up, I have a mini freak out about seeing my name in an unexpected place.
When Benny went to get his second set of extractions done, it felt like they were insisting upon trimming his claws. I declined and they seemed surprised. I just didn't want him to exit the procedure feeling defenseless since he has no more teeth.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When Benny went to get his second set of extractions done, it felt like they were insisting upon trimming his claws. I declined and they seemed surprised. I just didn't want him to exit the procedure feeling defenseless since he has no more teeth.
Just referred to Argo as Fargo. Happy Sunday.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just referred to Argo as Fargo. Happy Sunday.
Little toothless baby Benny is the sweetest thing. Oh, I adore this cat!
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Little toothless baby Benny is the sweetest thing. Oh, I adore this cat!
Chiropractic videos creep me out a bit (just weird to see, I guess), but whenever I see that guy who calls himself the animal cracker, I just crack up (no pun intended)
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Chiropractic videos creep me out a bit (just weird to see, I guess), but whenever I see that guy who calls himself the animal cracker, I just crack up (no pun intended)
Benedict is annoyed because my bottle of magnesium doesn't have treats in it. Same, buddy, same
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Benedict is annoyed because my bottle of magnesium doesn't have treats in it. Same, buddy, same
The clouds looked like cotton candy today 😍 I wish I had a better picture!
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The clouds looked like cotton candy today 😍 I wish I had a better picture!
I don't think that time alone heals all wounds, but it does help heal some of them.
Goodness, when I think about how some of the things that made my heart weary for a LONG time now feel like a whisper of the past, I want to cry in relief.
Goodness, when I think about how some of the things that made my heart weary for a LONG time now feel like a whisper of the past, I want to cry in relief.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don't think that time alone heals all wounds, but it does help heal some of them.
Goodness, when I think about how some of the things that made my heart weary for a LONG time now feel like a whisper of the past, I want to cry in relief.
Goodness, when I think about how some of the things that made my heart weary for a LONG time now feel like a whisper of the past, I want to cry in relief.
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you're doing great. keep it up
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you're doing great. keep it up
I literally couldn't have asked for a better cat. I love my little Benny. (Don't mind the restlessness. Recovery's a journey and we're just on day 2.)
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I literally couldn't have asked for a better cat. I love my little Benny. (Don't mind the restlessness. Recovery's a journey and we're just on day 2.)
I feel like I have 3.5 months of work to complete in the next 3.5 weeks.
a cartoon cat is flying through the air with a green circle in the background
Alt: a cartoon cat is flying through the air with a green circle in the background
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December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I feel like I have 3.5 months of work to complete in the next 3.5 weeks.