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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 13d

Oomf shared literally the worst poem I’ve ever read on ig stories

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 22d

Starting to understand why so many of my sisters take their death into their own hands

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Sep 2

if my coworker who’s gay & cute left a sticky note on the door complimenting a dress i wore last week does that mean i officially have a work wife?

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joyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 27

When i first joined bsky a couple years ago my feed was ALL furry porn to the point the app was unusable until the bigger twitter exodus

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 26

It happened to me: one of the first ever “cis men” to flirt with me much earlier in my transition came out as a girl

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · Aug 22

Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 10

Will Chloe move to The Bay Area by 2030 place ur bets now & lock them in!!!!!!!!

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 9

Yknow, hate to hand it to him, but I think it’s kinda fab that the richest & maybe the most evil man in the world is a ketamine addict. Imaging Musk just kundled DOWN in the back of a waymo is sooo funny to me

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 9

Most unserious part of the bay area is when people will say “we’re gonna get some real heat today!” and the heat in question is 73 & sunny with a gentle breeze

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 7

Oomf changed his DJ name from something reallllly cool to something reallllly boring

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 7

Everyone organizing trans relocation events in PDX had better be giving 100% of their funds raised to QTBIPOC no shade

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 3

Last night at & after the club i was feeling kinda insecure & undesirable but then when I got home I remembered that i kissed four separate ppl across the span of the whole day lol

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Aug 1

I think you’re a really good & fun dj jackson!!! Biggest fan of The UK Sound. Keep playing those tunes ! <3

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 31

Funny situation I have found myself in as a gay person multiple times now is “approached by a stunningly hot non binary who you want to make a pass at but then in conversation they mention being a hair stylist so you instead decide to change routes & seek out their service + talent instead.”

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 17

Music gc is has been popping off all day talking about clipse & coldplay like it’s 2002

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 17

Me last sunday asf

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 17

Still kinda gagged that my mother had the gall to suggest her trans daughter & her son’s trans boyfriend try to attend THE catholic mass with THE pope ar THE VATICAN on Christmas eve

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 17

Same girl :/

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 14

Cis lady walked up to me & my trans friend on the dancefloor last Fri, grabbed his shoulder looked us in the eyes & said “I NEED you to know that YOU are allowed to take up THE MOST SPACE…” but by the time those words left her mouth I was halfway across the club looking for a place to sit & do bumps

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 14

I LOVE MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 14

Reaching levels of unsupervised during work hours never seen before

Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 12

Read at 808 pm… im gonna try to hit all 3 😵‍💫

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 12

Succubass is gonna tear tho… not going to neffa t either?

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Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · Jul 11

Oomf just met the costco guys???