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@parkerparmenter.bsky.social

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · Nov 18

My GEMS Lifestyle

Grow [emotional intelligence]
Eat [to savor]
Move [to challenge the mind]
Socialize [to complete the above]

If one of the four is out of alignment, the other three will fall in time

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 1d

I have traveled forward in time

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 2d

I actually think it hurts my eyes a little
I'll circle back on this in a week

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 2d

Finally updated to iOS26 and brother ewwwww what did they do??? This looks like ass on my 13 mini 🫢

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 4d

Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 4d

The Twin Cities Marathon coverage left a lot to be desired
I get it, they just want to give air time to stories and charities but that's not my why

All I want is one feed covering female elites supplemented with male elites

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 5d

In a lot of ways, Casablanca is the ultimate cuckold movie

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vestenet (full of bones) @vestenet.bsky.social · 6d

pretty incredible how trans people asking for basic human decency causes months-long crashouts from people with some of the cushiest jobs imaginable. we are so powerful

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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 7d

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Tanner Johnson @tannertrue.bsky.social · 7d

Behold! The duality of man.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 6d

Shrek is being removed from Netflix at the end of the month for being about targeting a population for removal
/s but really tho

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 12d

This feels like it was on purpose 😆
Fukamachi ➡️ Fuck(up)amachi #TheSummitOfTheGods

Was it a typo? Panel from The Summit of the Gods vol4 featuring a curse in the character's name

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 12d

For real, and then I have on the Mammoth200 ultrarun livestream on the tv
It's going to be hard to leave the house today

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 12d

I bought Summit of the Gods way back when it was recommended on @mangasplaining.bsky.social
I started it last night, I'm already on volume 3

If nothing else, it's a great list of peaks to visit in Japan

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 16d

Fat Bear Week is the mind cleanser I need this week

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17d

Gupta: It is safe. That’s what the best-quality research shows. And how irresponsible, using the podium of the WH to put this out there when you’re not even offering an alternative. That is dangerous. An untreated fever is dangerous. Untreated pain in pregnancy is dangerous.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 17d

All post season baseball teams are not being raptured tomorrow
Just so you know

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18d

📽️ WATCH: Epidemiologist Erin McCanlies spent much of the past 20 years studying how parents’ exposure to toxic chemicals affects the chances that they will have an autistic child.

RFK Jr. cut her entire division — yet promises to identify the causes of autism by September: https://propub.li/4nhXQua

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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 17d

Looking at RFK's recent moves, including an attack on the hepatitis B vaccine and on painkillers for pregnant women.

The common theme: That all children's health problems are due to "bad" mothers.

This isn't about making kids healthy. It's misogyny.

www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...

RFK Jr's war on vaccines is about shaming women, not helping kids

The MAHA movement regards all childhood ailments as a sign that moms are failing

www.salon.com

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 21d

We're getting to the part of Swing Kids when families start telling on each other and then being shocked when people are carted away

So shut your damn mouth

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 22d

Oh no
I opened Animal Crossing New Leaf like it's 2015 again
What am I going to do 😅

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23d

Fox News host Brian Kilmeade speaking of the homeless last week: "just kill them"

www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

8 shot at homeless encampment in Minneapolis' Longfellow neighborhood

Police Chief Brian O'Hara said four of the eight shot have life-threatening injuries. It was the second mass shooting of the day on East Lake Street.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23d

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

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Bucks County Beacon @buckscountybeacon.com · 24d

Interview: Charlie Kirk Was ‘Face of Christian Nationalism’ Trying to Conquer the Education ‘Mountain’ | @matthewboedy.bsky.social spoke to us about his new book, “The Seven Mountains Mandate,” and how Kirk was part of this movement seeking right-wing Christian dominion over government and society.

Interview: Charlie Kirk Was ‘Face of Christian Nationalism’ Trying to Conquer the Education ‘Mountain’ - Bucks County Beacon

University of North Georgia’s Matthew Boedy spoke to the Bucks County Beacon about his new book, “The Seven Mountains Mandate,” and how Kirk was part of this movement seeking right-wing Christian domi...

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 23d

Epson wanted me to turn on location services on my laptop to install my printer LOL

Do they not know the printer-gun meme?

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Mom @milph.mom · 24d

Every group of three friends has a Ryoma, Hayato, and Benkei; and if you don't know which one you are, congratulations, you are the Benkei.

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