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SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Feb 13

ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ'ꜱ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ

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SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Yes

Yes you did.

Your game is getting ANOTHER Remake before Atlus does with their Persona games. P1 specifically.

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖑 .ᐟ @seasidegorl.bsky.social · Sep 12

“Good morning i heard news of a remake coming soon.”

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

And?

𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨 @crazedkefka.bsky.social · Sep 12

"I have a bomb."

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Later.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Later.

𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨 @crazedkefka.bsky.social · Sep 12

"Remake Final Fantasy VI."

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

彡★꒱ 𝑴͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒂͟ 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒌 .ᐟ @girlfromtheark.bsky.social · Sep 12

“What number is that i lost track.”

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

I confirmed and locked in

Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

Oh AND Final Fantasy 7 Remake on Switch.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 12

I confirmed and locked in

Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Sep 7

Hmmm... Too quiet in the Square Enix HQ...

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Didn’t you invite other Persona protagonists besides Joker to Star Ocean mobile?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Aug 22

Yeah, I'm actually lookin' back and... I don't get why people think we're the cause of this sorta thing?

Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Aug 22

Yeah, they always call the shots on this kinda thing...

Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Aug 22

I dunno, these are the same guys who collaborated with one of the biggest toy brands of the 80's AND Nerf for some reason, of course they'd want us to be in it...

...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

And why do the westerners want the money?

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

And why do the westerners want the money?

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Sure, sure.

Meanwhile, Final Fantasy 7 & Tekken fans wanted to see Tifa Lockhart in Tekken 8 instead of Clive during my meeting with Bamco.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Aug 22

First off, you're only half correct... and second, Blizzard held us hostage in the break room, ok? they wanted the money so badly... we HAD to comply!

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?

Oh, how they have fallen.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Aug 22

Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?

Oh, how they have fallen.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jul 3

Sora in Smash is an apology for KH fans who didn't see both Cloud and Spehiroth in KH3.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jul 3

Okay.

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Jul 3

LET ME MESS WITH HIM

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jul 3

No.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jul 3

No.

Sephiroth @theonewingedblade.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Does this mean Disney own me?"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Jul 3

Wait until they find out my world contains everything Disney owns.

Including Marvel.

Thank you, Wreck It Ralph.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jun 28

Sorry, but ever since you own that brainrot language word...

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Jun 28

@parodysquenix.bsky.social
Get your character out of the words I own.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jun 8

Nice try, Atlus.

People are enjoying my FFXIV and FF7 Remake shown in the Xbox showcase than your little Pissona 4 Remake announcement.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jun 5

*to debunk

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jun 5

Atlus told me to eat my heart out, they said for cancelling the new Kingdom Hearts mobile game, labeling me a coward.

Guess what? I shadow dropped Final Fantasy Tactics in debunk everything they said to me.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · Jun 4

Final Fantasy Tactics, take it or leave it.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · May 23

I mean.

Michael T. Mouse.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · May 23

What the fuck, Disney.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · May 23

🐭“...Sephiroth Victim.”

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · May 15

We don't talk about that.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · May 15

A small price to pay for a game that at least runs, unlike that Kingdom Hearts cloud version garbage.

SQUARE ENIX @parodysquenix.bsky.social · May 15

Yes. But you’ll only get worse frame rate and lower resolution.