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pastamartini.bsky.social
Pasta ♥️
@pastamartini.bsky.social
27 • he/him • OFMD & Obikin • Married • 123123 ♥️
dissociating in IKEA
April 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
approved for our new place in MINNESOTA 🎉🎉🎉 time to figure out how to move all our junk and four animals 14 hours away
February 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
swifties do u like my tattoo ♥️ #ttpd
February 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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as disrespectfully as possible: fuck any and every democrat that is not doing everything within their power to protect trans people. this includes staying silent against these escalating attacks on our right to exist in any and every fashion. same thing goes for 'liberal allies' ignoring it all.
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
husband is gleefully scraping the snow off the truck in a t-shirt while my southern ass sits in the cab bundled the hell up lmao
January 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i have one mimosa and i spam y'all, im sorry ♥️
January 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Hey #OFMD fandom, do you like ✨️DATA✨️? and are you ready to face your year in fanfiction?

Proudly presenting: the Unofficial OFMD AO3 Wrapped 2024 🎉

(big thanks to @blakbonnet.bsky.social for helping me with alt text 💖)

⬇️ A THREAD ⬇️
January 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
say hi to the newest household member, strawberry 🍓♥️
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
sorry for the mess in the background lmao but this stuff is really bad 2/10
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
manicotti my beloved!!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM
ben is taking me to tractor supply--triggered from my childhood
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 PM
i need to watch ofmd again lmao i feel like i watch S2 once when it came out and then i haven't touched it since
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
i hate how you can't have a private account... like wtf
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 PM
this is slander
Tonight’s intrusive thought is wonder what would happen if I pinch my husband’s nose shut when he’s snoring
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
only way to survive going downtown is to be absolutely zooted
November 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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thread of all my non-ofmd convention #photography 🧵
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Just a quick reminder that I’ll be closing the shop for non-European orders tomorrow night!

Thanks again for all the support, you’ve all helped me so much during such a tumultuous time ❤️

etsy.com/ie/shop/CobaltandFaun
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
ben made me leave house today so making him get mexican w me (ordering a LARGE PITCHER OF MARGS)
November 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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For years, the Awesome Socks Club has had tens of thousands of subscribers, and that’s created a problem. We always over-purchase by a little bit and NOW WE HAVE EXTRA!

But also, Good.Store is having a 25% off Black Friday sale which means NOW IS THE TIME!! (Code Save25)

good.store/products/mys...
Good Store - Awesome Socks Club - Mystery Socks 12-Pack
Did you miss out on an old awesome sock design? Maybe you need a neutral gift to pass out at the office or stocking stuffers for everyone in your house. Or you just want to buy all your socks at once ...
good.store
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
happy danksgiving everyone--i brought a giant cooler bag of alcohol so ben and i survive my parents house today
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
it's 5 AM and man i want waffle house SO BAD but ben is sleeping so peacefully next to me
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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“And it comes with our house-made ketchup”

you know what, fuck you
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM