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Kali Yuga
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What a beautiful masterpiece. My talent is almost frightening.

In-depth profile: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZgcZZzMd6OLYRG5_27JpvYzX-BS55XsVgdkFN5ofXik/edit?usp=drivesdk

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「A fiend? How easily you stoop to petty insults. My name is Yuga. And I have come here seeking nothing less then... perfection.」
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He can't even paint like this.

Awake and forced to stare at the ceiling. He never sleeps for a very good reason.

But maybe... sleeping wouldn't be so bad.

Maybe...
January 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yuga wants to move and sit up, but his ribs are damaged.

Now he wants to listen, alright.

“When I traveled to Hyrule the first time I heard these whispers, they were quiet. I told Hilda, but my concern was dismissed. The more I lingered in the land of light, the louder the whispers became.

January 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There's an odd tightness in his chest and throat, a weird fluttery feeling in his stomach as he speaks; the priest feels shaky. Is that what anxiety felt like? What a terrible feeling.

Rest is completely out of the question.

"What do you want to know?"
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Saying nothing further, he closes his eyes, wincing as his head pulses. Everything hurts. Even the gentle foot tapping is too loud.
It feels like he got trampled in a horse race.

Yuga needs a bath in a fairy fountain. Or to be put out of his misery, both were acceptable.
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"Ravio... did he-it hurt you?" He asks quietly, voice no longer deep and menacing. It is strained from the pain he's in, but nothing sinister.

Yuga has a lot of explaining to do, doesn't he? This whole thing ruined whatever his original plan was.
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Yuga takes a deep breath, black eyes opening before immediately closing as he hisses in pain.

What...?

Oh, that's right. Ganon.

The priest groaned, opening his eyes and turning to look at Ravio. Was he alright?
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I wanna see a what if of what Ganondorf would look like if fused with Yuga. (Since if Ganon got the fusion instead it'd look mostly the same)

Would he be too fab to exist?
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Can we just call Yuga Ganon Yugan?

It's literally right there, perfectly combined and everything
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yuga limply rests on Ravio's bed, he hasn't moved an inch since he fainted.
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Sleepy time for a while
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January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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My dumbass had to post it twice (because I didn't notice the account I was on) and STILL edit it.

Okay, in my defense, I've been up since 4am? It's 8pm now
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I think Yuga's height is lost to the void. I cannot find it anywhere
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The response was so good it made me giddy, omfg

Man, I love when people play with me and GET things, especially if they add fun observations.

It's just so good man.

OK I'm done gushing promise
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I hope that's okay!
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
「 Wake-Up Call
Closed starter for @darklink.monster, @ravioshood.bsky.social, @thiefandlyre.bsky.social

“We find beauty not in the thing itself but in the patterns of shadows, the light and the darkness, that one thing against another creates.”
January 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Oops, now I feel like an ass
January 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Gerudo scoffs gently as he takes Ravio's hand and lets himself be dragged along. It was rather nice, in an odd sort of way.

“Were it that dire you would not have wasted time with that awkward display.” He comments lightly with a smirk, unfazed by the argumentative streak.

January 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The little rabbit stomps made him smile slightly as he stood walking towards him. Endearing bunny.

“impatient. Demons are resilient. A few seconds won't change much.”

Yuga allowed him to lead him to the rift, hovering to keep up with Ravio's speed and not irritate his own injuries.

January 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“And you've come on their behalf, how kind.” The priest almost sounds sarcastic. There's a look in his eyes that tells Ravio he knows better but he won't press. Now wasn't the time. They had somewhere to be, he does find the other's language interesting, it is almost cute.

January 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yuga nearly laughed, but instead lowered his brush, and turned a canvas so Ravio could see. It was a painting in black, purple and red; a tusked pig creature surrounded by shadows and blood with red eyes glowing white.

"I suppose you could say that. Why do you ask?"
January 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Hilda has not removed me from my position as of yet." In fact they have not spoken.

Sigh. "But yes, I am. What do you need, 'arnab."
January 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Owlish blinking, complete with head tilt.

"Do you need something?"
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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If y'all need Yuga, I'd be happy to pop over here ♡
January 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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OKAY, BUT IT'S SO COOL OMG
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM