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Patrick Kablamo
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Lil sloshy
Showed arm
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Showed my face
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Freakier Friday was shot in super wide screen because….feel free to jump in…anybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Someone please tell the bugs on the bike trail that it’s November
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Proud of the progress tbh
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I didn’t even know Meghghyn Kelleyh still had a job.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I miss living in a city but this is not bad
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meat blob
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Morning! The week may have shrunk you down, but we made it to the end. Happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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FCF in my world stands for Fab Coat Friday actually
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Slept with a dog chew toy in my pocket all night
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got a lot of unexpected positive feedback at gay email job this week so let’s hear it for me/that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Dead with a splash of pink.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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bzzt!
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Blerb
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why did I think I could inflate a marshmallow with my mouth
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
More like John Folderman, am I right ladies?
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m working until midnight. You know what to do.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Finally proof that I did the license plate transfer correctly. Or they just felt bad and sent us these out of pity.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sylvanian drama the musical the series
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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PSA: make sure you’re really muted before you chew half a pack of oreos during a zoom meeting
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ve been on a break from producing music because my hands set up my laptop in an inconvenient place but my mouth keeps coming up with new song ideas and I’m not sure how this ends but it’s been a gripping narrative to watch play out.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’ve been going to this new grocery store multiple times a week for several months and I just figured out it has a restroom hidden in a secret hallway tucked behind a coinstar. I feel like Drew Barrymore when she found that window in her kitchen.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There are a few older ones but this is pretty good.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM