Patrick Kablamo
@patrickkablamo.bsky.social
BOY FM / Queer music maker he/him 🏳️🌈💁♂️
https://thatboyfm.bandcamp.com/album/youre-the-61-that-i-want
https://instagram.com/the_boy_fm
https://linktr.ee/nitefrvr
https://thatboyfm.bandcamp.com/album/youre-the-61-that-i-want
https://instagram.com/the_boy_fm
https://linktr.ee/nitefrvr
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Journalism must be tough because what if you write a cute story and it gets eaten by a parade of news that drops the same day because the United States annexed a South American nation.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Journalism must be tough because what if you write a cute story and it gets eaten by a parade of news that drops the same day because the United States annexed a South American nation.
Be kind to the new gym npcs
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Be kind to the new gym npcs
Reposted by Patrick Kablamo
Okay, Mr. CEO of Slop Industries
...and we all shall henceforth call him 'Sloppy' Nadella.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Okay, Mr. CEO of Slop Industries
It’s cold but I’m colder
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s cold but I’m colder
This gay guy bought the instagram mushroom coffee and mixed it into his regular coffee and now can jump to outer space. I’ll bring you all back some space gems and trinkets.
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This gay guy bought the instagram mushroom coffee and mixed it into his regular coffee and now can jump to outer space. I’ll bring you all back some space gems and trinkets.
Reposted by Patrick Kablamo
first class of the year 😁🧘🏽♂️
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
first class of the year 😁🧘🏽♂️
This is who is fixing your IT problems today. Good luck
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This is who is fixing your IT problems today. Good luck
Reposted by Patrick Kablamo
why did i agree to go back to work on a friday?
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
why did i agree to go back to work on a friday?
Difficult People reboot when?
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Difficult People reboot when?
For reference, the breakfast parade occurs daily when I make oatmeal and the dog follows me around the house begging for blueberries from said oatmeal and I periodically give her blueberries and if I stand still too long she barks at me.
“You’re not allowed to bite me during the breakfast parade” and other quotes will be included in my new book “Two Gays buy a Corgi”
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
For reference, the breakfast parade occurs daily when I make oatmeal and the dog follows me around the house begging for blueberries from said oatmeal and I periodically give her blueberries and if I stand still too long she barks at me.
I made this with my hands
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I made this with my hands
Is anyone else running a 5K this morning and are you also already running late?
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Is anyone else running a 5K this morning and are you also already running late?
“You’re not allowed to bite me during the breakfast parade” and other quotes will be included in my new book “Two Gays buy a Corgi”
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
“You’re not allowed to bite me during the breakfast parade” and other quotes will be included in my new book “Two Gays buy a Corgi”
Happy new year. Love ya, kid
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Happy new year. Love ya, kid
Shout out to the baby bros who let me into the gym when my card wasn’t working.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shout out to the baby bros who let me into the gym when my card wasn’t working.
If the twink at the Starbucks has a union pin, does that mean the whole Starbucks location is unionized or just select twinks?
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If the twink at the Starbucks has a union pin, does that mean the whole Starbucks location is unionized or just select twinks?
First suburban New Year’s Eve. I will miss the St. Louis city midnight fireworks show. I might not really miss the other 6 hours of fireworks before and after midnight but we’ll see.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
First suburban New Year’s Eve. I will miss the St. Louis city midnight fireworks show. I might not really miss the other 6 hours of fireworks before and after midnight but we’ll see.
I have a shirt
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have a shirt
Reposted by Patrick Kablamo
We must end the Justin/Katy relationship. I just looked out my Canadian window and a plastic bag blew past.
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We must end the Justin/Katy relationship. I just looked out my Canadian window and a plastic bag blew past.
Very stoked to be doing a lot more of whatever this is in 2026
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very stoked to be doing a lot more of whatever this is in 2026
In 2026, I’m going to be worse
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In 2026, I’m going to be worse
Gay people can park wherever they want until the president is someone real and we have rules.
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gay people can park wherever they want until the president is someone real and we have rules.
Wait Mariah put out a second holiday album and didn’t call it “All I Want for Christmas is 2”
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Wait Mariah put out a second holiday album and didn’t call it “All I Want for Christmas is 2”
If you didn’t post a picture of yourself and Brandon Flynn together on Christmas, are you even gay?
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you didn’t post a picture of yourself and Brandon Flynn together on Christmas, are you even gay?