Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
(He/him) freelance writer and editor. Author of some books.
My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025.
Subscribe to my newsletter: https://heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/
Read my articles:
https://linktr.ee/patricklenton
My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025.
Subscribe to my newsletter: https://heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/
Read my articles:
https://linktr.ee/patricklenton
Pinned
Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
· Jul 31
Hooray! Today is release day of my debut novel, a queer rom-com called In Spite of You. I’m very excited and happy. You should go buy it and help a special boy
linktr.ee/patricklento...
linktr.ee/patricklento...
If I had a nickel for every actor from Gilmore girls who has appeared on greys anatomy I’d actually have a hefty pile of nickels. No idea if that’s good or not because wtf is a nickel and also what’s the conversion rate
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If I had a nickel for every actor from Gilmore girls who has appeared on greys anatomy I’d actually have a hefty pile of nickels. No idea if that’s good or not because wtf is a nickel and also what’s the conversion rate
Have parkour people ever tried calming down
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Have parkour people ever tried calming down
Wonderful things happening on Twitter
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wonderful things happening on Twitter
Mitch brown has inspired me. I’m happy to announce that I’m coming out as the very first bisexual pop culture journalist
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mitch brown has inspired me. I’m happy to announce that I’m coming out as the very first bisexual pop culture journalist
Reposted by Patrick Lenton
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Hey guys I’ve been busy designing some weather website so I haven’t had much time to post, but now I’m very very rich. Any news?
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Hey guys I’ve been busy designing some weather website so I haven’t had much time to post, but now I’m very very rich. Any news?
I don’t care that Jonathan Bailey surprised people in a wicked screening in Sydney, it should have happened to me (in my bed)
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don’t care that Jonathan Bailey surprised people in a wicked screening in Sydney, it should have happened to me (in my bed)
Quick question, did we ever find out wtf those guys meant by “your sex is on fire”?
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Quick question, did we ever find out wtf those guys meant by “your sex is on fire”?
When I die they’re not going to put RIP on my tomb, it will say VIP
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When I die they’re not going to put RIP on my tomb, it will say VIP
I take a bunch of powders and pills at night for this health thing I have, and I’ve started mixing them all together and calling it “my potion” and imaging I have to drink it to stave off a witch’s curse, and let me tell you: not only does it work, it also makes me respect myself a little less
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I take a bunch of powders and pills at night for this health thing I have, and I’ve started mixing them all together and calling it “my potion” and imaging I have to drink it to stave off a witch’s curse, and let me tell you: not only does it work, it also makes me respect myself a little less
Genetically, not a nice guy!
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Genetically, not a nice guy!
Not everyone can be a passenger princess, some of us are a lesser passenger duke, we sit in the back and we have to hold the potato salad
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Not everyone can be a passenger princess, some of us are a lesser passenger duke, we sit in the back and we have to hold the potato salad
I’m up to season 6 of greys anatomy and Ellen Pompeo is pregnant so they’ve give her a storyline where she’s constantly tucked up into bed
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’m up to season 6 of greys anatomy and Ellen Pompeo is pregnant so they’ve give her a storyline where she’s constantly tucked up into bed
The asbestos sand would cure me
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The asbestos sand would cure me
Sometimes I call my dog a “good man” instead of a “good boy” because I feel like he’s made a really adult decision
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sometimes I call my dog a “good man” instead of a “good boy” because I feel like he’s made a really adult decision
How come my sense of humour has remained exactly the same
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How come my sense of humour has remained exactly the same
A cute tradition in my family is that even though his name is Greg, I call him “dad” instead. Guess we’re a bit quirky like that!
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
A cute tradition in my family is that even though his name is Greg, I call him “dad” instead. Guess we’re a bit quirky like that!
When you’ve bloody had it up to here with the weather
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When you’ve bloody had it up to here with the weather
Reposted by Patrick Lenton
The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.
I used to hide my teeth so the tooth fairy couldn’t steal them and once the ants found my secret tooth box and my mum got so mad
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I used to hide my teeth so the tooth fairy couldn’t steal them and once the ants found my secret tooth box and my mum got so mad
back in my day we just called them "chefs"
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
back in my day we just called them "chefs"
downloading and sending tiktoks to my offline boyfriend, like a prince searching for rare blossoms to gift his lady
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
downloading and sending tiktoks to my offline boyfriend, like a prince searching for rare blossoms to gift his lady
Reposted by Patrick Lenton
All these gender critical “feminists” shilling for rightwing papers who would take away women’s rights in an *instant* and never admitting the contradiction. If your feminism requires you to be on the same side as Trump, Vance, Putin, Farage, the Mail, the Telegraph, then mayyyyyyyybbbbbeeee….
The… the bbc that wrote an article about trans people that only took from a “gender critical” group and included quotes from a lesbian rapist? That bbc?
Lmao.
These people are actually deluded to think the bbc is left wing and pro trans.
Lmao.
These people are actually deluded to think the bbc is left wing and pro trans.
Obsessive ‘gender critical’ activist-journalist - Sonia Sodha - makes gaslighting statements about the provably trans-hostile BBC! 🙄😖
It’s also pretty desperate that she’s colluding with the Telegraph to push transphobic stories (Observer not hateful enough?)
It’s also pretty desperate that she’s colluding with the Telegraph to push transphobic stories (Observer not hateful enough?)
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
All these gender critical “feminists” shilling for rightwing papers who would take away women’s rights in an *instant* and never admitting the contradiction. If your feminism requires you to be on the same side as Trump, Vance, Putin, Farage, the Mail, the Telegraph, then mayyyyyyyybbbbbeeee….
I thought the first season of Nobody Wants This was a really fun, spiky rom-com, but yikes this second season is BAD
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I thought the first season of Nobody Wants This was a really fun, spiky rom-com, but yikes this second season is BAD
I genuinely couldn’t tell you what The Witcher is about or why everyone is doing the things they do, but every episode they have wizards throwing fireballs at each other and I am sated
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I genuinely couldn’t tell you what The Witcher is about or why everyone is doing the things they do, but every episode they have wizards throwing fireballs at each other and I am sated