Patrick
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[tops off my Vladimir Vodka, made in Baltimore, Maryland, and ice] full agree
There is nothing classy about Jack Daniels
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
[tops off my Vladimir Vodka, made in Baltimore, Maryland, and ice] full agree
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i can't stop laughing because this makes him sound like he's gonna get clobbered in the midterms
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i can't stop laughing because this makes him sound like he's gonna get clobbered in the midterms
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🏈 PHI 29 - 18 WSH
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2014
Atlanta Falcons defeated Arizona Cardinals
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2014
Atlanta Falcons defeated Arizona Cardinals
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🏈 PHI 29 - 18 WSH
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2014
Atlanta Falcons defeated Arizona Cardinals
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2014
Atlanta Falcons defeated Arizona Cardinals
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Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
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OUTRAGEOUS garment here
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
OUTRAGEOUS garment here
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None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Unfortunately today’s politics basically make it impossible to become a senator without being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
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tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Aaron Rodgers under pressure today (via NextGenStats):
3/11, 36 yards, 1 INT, 2.8 passer rating, 3 sacks
3/11, 36 yards, 1 INT, 2.8 passer rating, 3 sacks
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Aaron Rodgers under pressure today (via NextGenStats):
3/11, 36 yards, 1 INT, 2.8 passer rating, 3 sacks
3/11, 36 yards, 1 INT, 2.8 passer rating, 3 sacks
My favorite player growing up 🥲
August 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My favorite player growing up 🥲
What if the real Show Cause Penalty was the friends we made along the way
August 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What if the real Show Cause Penalty was the friends we made along the way
@edsbs.bsky.social you see this yet? www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6YHX1Gc/
Ain’t no place like Memphis, Mane! 😂 〽️ . . . . . I swear this is the first rap I learned in elementary school. 😮💨 #Memphis #ProjectPat #Chickenhead ft. #Three6Mafia & #LaChat
TikTok video by MooreToLife 🌱
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July 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social you see this yet? www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6YHX1Gc/
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
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your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home
I once got a facebook message request from a woman named bernadette that my husband was "lost at albertson's" because he went for a run without his phone, got lost, and did not know my phone number
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home
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how did i forget this
January 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
how did i forget this
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Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history