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Just an all-american Banana. Here to discuss all things peacefully! 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💙🦋. Resisting Facism! Politically Homeless until we know for sure who is good and bad. Stop war. Bring peace. Heal the planet!

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 3d

GUYS. I HAVE THE SOLUTION

General Work & Religious Strike

We, the people of earth will no longer work or attend religious services/give my money to them until one of the following things happen:

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1h

🤷🏽‍♂️ 🇺🇸 💰

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 1h

Umm my man you neglected to include trenches in your design, and for those reasons

a man in a suit says " i 'm out " while holding a pen

ALT: a man in a suit says " i 'm out " while holding a pen

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 1h

I think maybe Mike Johnson is upset because he kept a 14yr old boy at his house for 2 years before he filed adoption paperwork?

Might explain his motivations and rise to power.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 1h

Talk like this is the other side of the horseshoe.

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah...I'm f*cking pissed. Qatar is building its own facility inside a U.S. Air Force base. What could possibly go wrong? Tonight, give you clear answers to that question. 😡👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 5h

Benny Johnson is a well known plagiarist, grifter, & Christian nationalist who was being paid by Russia - to the tune of well over a $100,000 a month - to push Russian propaganda on the American people - the perfect bio for a MAGA influencer. We no longer have a Justice Department.👇

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 1h

It's about sound bites for election season when the idiots forget everything she has voted for or done wrong and just believe she's stood up for these things because she said it one time on the air.

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Roger ZenAF @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 5h

See? It's all a fuckin' game.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4h

Did you know that the 100 wealthiest corporations/people own about 8% of the world's entire wealth?

That's kind fucked up, right?

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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 3h

Democratic Party voters are ready to support social democratic policies in the US over corporate fascism, but it's the Democratic Party standing in the way, aligning with the GOP to become more oligarchic and genocidal. You can't gaslight me and tell me this isn't a major problem we have to address.

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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 7h

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 4h

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 8h

For the record, mockery is a perfectly effective form of resistance against ICE.

They want us to be violent so they can put pictures on Facebook and justify a forceful response with their base. They can't do that with an inflatable unicorn costume.

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A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 3h

The President of the United States is a child rapist & batshit crazy malignant narcissist…

He doesn’t want to go to jail so he never wants to leave office…

He is trying to foment civil war so he can evolve a police state & forego elections…

BECAUSE. HE. IS. A. CHILD. RAPIST.

#NoKings on 10/18

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 2h

CIA. Repeal the act that created it in 1947. Close the black box of money we don't get to look at.

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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 2h

A diseased population is easier to control

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 3h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 2h

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 7h

A producer and editor for WGN-TV was violently forced to the ground this morning by two Border Patrol agents, before having her hands cuffed behind her back, during an ICE action in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood.

Debbie Brockman has worked for the local television station since 2011.

WGN-TV producer violently detained during Chicago ICE enforcement action

A DHS spokesperson said that Debbie Brockman was placed under arrest for ‘assault on a federal law enforcement officer,’ claiming the WGN employee threw objects at the agent.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 7h

This is not a border crossing.
There’s no law that any of us have to show our papers on the interior.

This is a blatant civil rights violation. How is anyone supposed to know whether this man is a real ICE agent or just pretending to be one?!

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 6h

OH. MY. GOD. 🫠

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 4h

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 5h

To all the Americans losing their jobs and farmers losing their farms, take comfort in the fact that the people in Argentina are doing great.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3h

Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:

Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 13h

This is awesome.

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Lisa F. Moore @femlfm.bsky.social · 16h

If there were a Nobel prize for this, surely FOTUS would be awarded it.
#NobelPeacePrize

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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 2h

fightforaunion
United we ribbit, divided we croak. 🐸🐸🐸✊

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