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Paul Hutchison

@paulmhutchison.bsky.social

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New Jerseyan, illogical sports fan (Bills, Phils, Bulls, Brentford); despite working in advertising I still love TV and movies

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 2d

UPDATE: I was right!

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 2d

As long as his vision isn’t impacted and he just needed stitches yeah, I think we can laugh at this

Part of an article stating that Anthony Richardson was hit in the eye with an elastic band, which required him going to the hospital

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 3d

I’m assuming the band came loose and hit him in the eye

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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 5d

Pain

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 6d

Enough about Kershaw! Shut up!!

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 6d

I hate this team so much

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 6d

Not to be That Guy but NYC is not hosting any World Cup matches, those will be across the river in New Jersey

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 7d

Never seen a full episode of Friends or any of the Laws & Orders

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 10d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 8d

A lot of things can happen between now and then, but just based on past experience I'm gonna die mad about that bunt

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 14d

A 14 strikeout inning would be incredibly impressive regardless of handedness

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14d

Zero lefties piled up a 14-strikeout inning in the regular season.

Tarik Skubal did it in Game 1 vs. Cleveland. Because that's just who he is.

Developments from Wild Card Day in America: http://dlvr.it/TNPTC8

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 15d

You have GOT to be kidding me

MLB Transaction Bot @transactionbot.bsky.social · 15d

Philadelphia Phillies activated RHP Jordan Romano from the 15-day injured list.

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · Sep 13

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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · Sep 7

oh my god

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Sep 7

Why does Lamar look like the great cornholio in this interview

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Sep 7

Falcons lose on last-second missed field goal
Browns lose after missed chip shot field goal and missed extra point
Jets lose when Steelers hit 60-yard field goal

playing ALL the hits right off the bat

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · Aug 22

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Aug 19

And he struck out Big Dumper! Good for him, I hope to never see him again

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Aug 19

Prayers up for this Hoffman kid right now. Why is nothing ever easy haha

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Aug 19

Forgot Alvarado is nearly back. That’s good news for a month and a half

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Aug 19

He’s got to go. Who would you like to see the Phils bring up? Is it Painter time at last?

Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · Aug 10

“Incentivize me to help people in need” might not be the rhetorical own you think it is @mcuban.bsky.social

Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Aug 10

Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch