Friday the 13th Part 1776
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I can relate any situation to an episode of Seinfeld
JAWS is the greatest movie ever made
I shook Lee Majors hand.
JAWS is the greatest movie ever made
I shook Lee Majors hand.
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Papers now, Gestapo ICE are coming to your city to decide if you are a citizen or deport you instantly!
The very reason we formed the United States of America, to be free from authoritarian tyranny, dictatorships and kings!
https://youtu.be/gQ55kEnbH9Q?si=Alqdq8w_fhr7WZDD
The very reason we formed the United States of America, to be free from authoritarian tyranny, dictatorships and kings!
https://youtu.be/gQ55kEnbH9Q?si=Alqdq8w_fhr7WZDD
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Papers now, Gestapo ICE are coming to your city to decide if you are a citizen or deport you instantly!
The very reason we formed the United States of America, to be free from authoritarian tyranny, dictatorships and kings!
https://youtu.be/gQ55kEnbH9Q?si=Alqdq8w_fhr7WZDD
The very reason we formed the United States of America, to be free from authoritarian tyranny, dictatorships and kings!
https://youtu.be/gQ55kEnbH9Q?si=Alqdq8w_fhr7WZDD
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
Seems like a lot of missed tax money
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Seems like a lot of missed tax money
Putin singlehandedly destroyed:
America's economy
America's health
America's military
America's political system
America's courts
America's white house
And
Made its citizens hate each other
All by getting Trump elected
America's economy
America's health
America's military
America's political system
America's courts
America's white house
And
Made its citizens hate each other
All by getting Trump elected
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room and talking .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room and talking .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Putin singlehandedly destroyed:
America's economy
America's health
America's military
America's political system
America's courts
America's white house
And
Made its citizens hate each other
All by getting Trump elected
America's economy
America's health
America's military
America's political system
America's courts
America's white house
And
Made its citizens hate each other
All by getting Trump elected
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Biden put the world's largest dealer of black-market Fentanyl in jail. Trump pardoned him.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Biden put the world's largest dealer of black-market Fentanyl in jail. Trump pardoned him.
Who amongst us hasn't used a private government jet and security force to make his long distance relationship work ?
Kash Patel & his girlfriend are on Katie Miller’s podcast. Kash said he has to work very hard to make their long distance relationship work: “Like anybody else, we get on planes and met where we could. Sometimes Nashville, sometimes Vegas, or on the road wheee she’s performing.”
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Who amongst us hasn't used a private government jet and security force to make his long distance relationship work ?
Dear Susie Wiles,
Trump married Ivanna in 1977 and was with her until he cheated on her with Marla Maples who he then married and was with until he cheated on her with Melanie Knuss who he then married and had been with since.
When was he just a "single playboy" hanging out with Epstein ?
Trump married Ivanna in 1977 and was with her until he cheated on her with Marla Maples who he then married and was with until he cheated on her with Melanie Knuss who he then married and had been with since.
When was he just a "single playboy" hanging out with Epstein ?
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dear Susie Wiles,
Trump married Ivanna in 1977 and was with her until he cheated on her with Marla Maples who he then married and was with until he cheated on her with Melanie Knuss who he then married and had been with since.
When was he just a "single playboy" hanging out with Epstein ?
Trump married Ivanna in 1977 and was with her until he cheated on her with Marla Maples who he then married and was with until he cheated on her with Melanie Knuss who he then married and had been with since.
When was he just a "single playboy" hanging out with Epstein ?
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Staff officers and at least one drone pilot have sought advice from outside groups over legal concerns about their own involvement — or potential involvement — in the strikes against suspected drug boats. n.pr/44sb9AS
U.S. military members fear personal legal blowback tied to boat strikes
Staff officers and at least one drone pilot have sought advice from outside groups over legal concerns about their own involvement — or potential involvement — in the strikes against suspected drug boats.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Staff officers and at least one drone pilot have sought advice from outside groups over legal concerns about their own involvement — or potential involvement — in the strikes against suspected drug boats. n.pr/44sb9AS
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Shapiro: I think it’s insulting to the people of Pennsylvania that this guy shows up and tries to convince them to unsee what they’ve seen with their own eyes—rising prices. I guess JD was afraid to upset his boss, and this is what you get.
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Shapiro: I think it’s insulting to the people of Pennsylvania that this guy shows up and tries to convince them to unsee what they’ve seen with their own eyes—rising prices. I guess JD was afraid to upset his boss, and this is what you get.
"Young, single, playboys"
Trump hasn't been single since 1976.
Married Ivana in 77, cheated on her with Marla who he married in 93, cheated on her with Melania who her married in 05.
l.smartnews.com/p-6MRqUQIE/p...
Trump hasn't been single since 1976.
Married Ivana in 77, cheated on her with Marla who he married in 93, cheated on her with Melania who her married in 05.
l.smartnews.com/p-6MRqUQIE/p...
Susie Wiles confirms Trump is in the Epstein files: They were ‘young, single playboys together’ (The Independent)
White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles confirmed that President Donald Trump’s name is in the Epstein files, claiming the late sex offender and Trump were “y...
l.smartnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Young, single, playboys"
Trump hasn't been single since 1976.
Married Ivana in 77, cheated on her with Marla who he married in 93, cheated on her with Melania who her married in 05.
l.smartnews.com/p-6MRqUQIE/p...
Trump hasn't been single since 1976.
Married Ivana in 77, cheated on her with Marla who he married in 93, cheated on her with Melania who her married in 05.
l.smartnews.com/p-6MRqUQIE/p...
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🎩 REPOST 👇
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
🎩 REPOST 👇
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
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Leavitt: "President Trump is focused on putting Americans back to work. If you look at the job gains throughout this past year, what's most remarkable about the labor market right now is that President Trump is putting American citizens back into the labor force." (Unemployment is at a 4 year high)
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Leavitt: "President Trump is focused on putting Americans back to work. If you look at the job gains throughout this past year, what's most remarkable about the labor market right now is that President Trump is putting American citizens back into the labor force." (Unemployment is at a 4 year high)
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Always bring receipts
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Always bring receipts
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Yes
What do you think is really in the Trump-Epstein files?
Trump raped little girls
Trump raped little boys
Trump recruited associates
Trump had some victims silenced (permanently)
Trump pimped out victims for blackmail
Trump pimped out victims for money
Trump pimped out victims for influence
???
Trump raped little girls
Trump raped little boys
Trump recruited associates
Trump had some victims silenced (permanently)
Trump pimped out victims for blackmail
Trump pimped out victims for money
Trump pimped out victims for influence
???
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yes
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Not a decent cell in Felon Trump’s body.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not a decent cell in Felon Trump’s body.
Not releasing footage of murder of missile strike survivors.
Not voting on ACA subsidies.
Remind me again why Democrats help these people with any legislative procedures
Not voting on ACA subsidies.
Remind me again why Democrats help these people with any legislative procedures
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not releasing footage of murder of missile strike survivors.
Not voting on ACA subsidies.
Remind me again why Democrats help these people with any legislative procedures
Not voting on ACA subsidies.
Remind me again why Democrats help these people with any legislative procedures
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Sen. Roger Marshall on Republican healthcare plan: "We're treading water ... I wouldn't bet we're gonna get something done. We may need to turn to reconciliation. We'll see how we do in January."
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sen. Roger Marshall on Republican healthcare plan: "We're treading water ... I wouldn't bet we're gonna get something done. We may need to turn to reconciliation. We'll see how we do in January."
Meathead > dickhead
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Meathead > dickhead
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December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM