Friday the 13th Part 1776
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Friday the 13th Part 1776
@paulrevoorhees.bsky.social
I can relate any situation to an episode of Seinfeld

JAWS is the greatest movie ever made

I shook Lee Majors hand.
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What a fucking joke! Convicted Felon Donald Trump spends his time, when he’s not sleeping during meetings, spewing hate and racism. A better building to show off his name would be the Donald J Trump Federal Penitentiary, as long as he’s in it as a prisoner.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House renames building the ‘Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace’
The change comes as Trump’s administration has touted his peace deals and ahead of a signing of a deal between the leaders from Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo this week.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Cavs better go ahead and sign Tomlin to a multi year deal. Enough of the 2 way shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Breaking News: Pete Hegseth refused to cooperate with the Inspector General’s Signalgate investigation.

He would not sit for an interview.
He would not turn over his phone.

What is the DUI hire hiding?
Oh, his guilt and complicity, of course.

A public report will be released.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Why are Republicans afraid to let Jack Smith testify in public?
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Hmm. Ghislaine Maxwell is filing a habeas petition challenging her incarceration PRO SE (no lawyers). I guess even David Markus has his limits? Incidentally, she's worried that the release of the Epstein files would be devastating to her case.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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The Trump administration has notified Congress that it plans to eliminate Voice of America’s international offices and radio services.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Literally what the Nazis said.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm going to send my boss a sheet that says I work 12 hour days and need overtime.

We'll see how this goes for me.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a microphone with the words he 's a fraud behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a microphone with the words he 's a fraud behind him
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Laws schmaws
Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not — You can’t be a U.S. citizen & a citizen of another country”

The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Ilhan Omar: "He's always been a racist, bigot, xenophobic, & Islamophobic. We know that he called African nations 'shit holes' during his first administration ... most of us are citizens. We love that Minnesota has welcomed us ... we are going to be here regardless of what the president has to say."
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
gICEstapo
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The reason why he needs to travel the world with his girlfriend on a free government jet with security details is because “he’s entitled to a personal life.” bsky.app/profile/atru...
Kash Patel: "Yes, I'm entitled to a personal life just like my other agency counterparts with their partners. So do I support my girlfriend? Absolutely. And do I take trips with her? Absolutely."
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Grandpa Racist takes a nap
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hope all my fellow Midwesterners are enjoying their socialist snow removal on highways and streets.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Epstein
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
Trump Claims Former President Joe Biden’s Pardons Are Invalid
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM