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More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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#Epstein #Maxwell
On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
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On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
🤷♀️
July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
(Real post:)
(Real post:)
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
(Real post:)
(Real post:)
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Alright folks, a little late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Alright folks, a little late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo
A $10 million workplace harassment claim in which Rudy Giuliani stands accused of “demanding” oral sex from an employee will move forward to discovery, a Manhattan judge ruled Monday. @uebey.bsky.social www.courthousenews.com/judge-advanc...
Judge advances $10 million sexual harassment case against Rudy Giuliani
Giuliani forced an employee to have oral sex with him and went on “alcohol-drenched rants” that led to an unbearable work environment, according to a lawsuit.
www.courthousenews.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Have you learned yet that Trump has been calling himself a “young intern” for years now whenever he needs someone to shift blame to ?
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Have you learned yet that Trump has been calling himself a “young intern” for years now whenever he needs someone to shift blame to ?
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Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Trump: I’m the least racist president you’ve had in a long time as far as I’m concerned.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
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Thank you Hopeful 🤗 Happy Friday ☮️🌱🌊🦋
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Thank you Hopeful 🤗 Happy Friday ☮️🌱🌊🦋
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Three Star General, U.S. Army (RET) Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Three Star General, U.S. Army (RET) Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré
Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Trump: I’m the least racist president you’ve had in a long time as far as I’m concerned.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Don’t overlook the fact he’s jetting off for another taxpayer paid vacation weekend of golf, ignoring any crisis, Super Bowl partying & hobnobbing at Mar-a-Lardo, while supervising the Trump-Epstein enterprise …
Reporter: You frequently criticized Biden for not knowing what was going on in his name, this racist video that was posted on your social media—
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Don’t overlook the fact he’s jetting off for another taxpayer paid vacation weekend of golf, ignoring any crisis, Super Bowl partying & hobnobbing at Mar-a-Lardo, while supervising the Trump-Epstein enterprise …
Grifters gotta grift.
So about TrumpRx: We crunched the numbers today and about half of the drugs on there have cheaper generics available already. www.statnews.com/2026/02/06/t...
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Grifters gotta grift.
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Every damn day he does something crazy and the entire MAGA leadership bends over backwards to pretend it wasn't crazy and to explain it away.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
BREAKING: Trump says he 'didn't make a mistake' with his racist video post.
Q: "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"
Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."
He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
Q: "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"
Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."
He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Every damn day he does something crazy and the entire MAGA leadership bends over backwards to pretend it wasn't crazy and to explain it away.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
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Timeline cleanse … on a day it’s really needed.
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Timeline cleanse … on a day it’s really needed.
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Trump’s hand-selected WH Communications Director, Stephen Cheung.
He writes and/or approves team Trump’s online messaging.
He writes and/or approves team Trump’s online messaging.
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Trump’s hand-selected WH Communications Director, Stephen Cheung.
He writes and/or approves team Trump’s online messaging.
He writes and/or approves team Trump’s online messaging.
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Never forget, Trump & the other powerful people who raped little girls & boys for their fun are still hidden out there … unpunished, unnamed, unashamed!
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Never forget, Trump & the other powerful people who raped little girls & boys for their fun are still hidden out there … unpunished, unnamed, unashamed!
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Has anyone considered how much money Trump is making off the bribes/hush money payments from the people who are actually on the Epstein list?
July 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Has anyone considered how much money Trump is making off the bribes/hush money payments from the people who are actually on the Epstein list?
The second sphincter gets booed at the Olympics.
Reporters mention it too.
Reporters mention it too.
In a stunning moment, JD Vance was just booed relentlessly at the Olympics. Wow. The Trump-Vance admin is humiliating us on the world stage.😂😂😂👏💙👏💙👏😎
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The second sphincter gets booed at the Olympics.
Reporters mention it too.
Reporters mention it too.
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Today President Epstein kicked off Black History Month by sharing a racist AI video of Barack and Michelle Obama.
It's not funny. He's a racist fascist pedophile who mocks murder victims and anyone who still supports him is pure evil.
It's not funny. He's a racist fascist pedophile who mocks murder victims and anyone who still supports him is pure evil.
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Today President Epstein kicked off Black History Month by sharing a racist AI video of Barack and Michelle Obama.
It's not funny. He's a racist fascist pedophile who mocks murder victims and anyone who still supports him is pure evil.
It's not funny. He's a racist fascist pedophile who mocks murder victims and anyone who still supports him is pure evil.