The Clear Cider
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If you have any ANY questions on who Ghislaine Maxwell is protecting, simply ask yourself, “Who can pardon her ?”
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If you have any ANY questions on who Ghislaine Maxwell is protecting, simply ask yourself, “Who can pardon her ?”
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Just imagine Trump pushing his cankles into a pair of NHL ice hockey skates … or standing in them. Oofah.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just imagine Trump pushing his cankles into a pair of NHL ice hockey skates … or standing in them. Oofah.
Just imagine Trump pushing his cankles into a pair of NHL ice hockey skates … or standing in them. Oofah.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just imagine Trump pushing his cankles into a pair of NHL ice hockey skates … or standing in them. Oofah.
If you have any ANY questions on who Ghislaine Maxwell is protecting, simply ask yourself, “Who can pardon her ?”
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If you have any ANY questions on who Ghislaine Maxwell is protecting, simply ask yourself, “Who can pardon her ?”
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Picking today to try to shield another person in the Epstein files from prosecution is about as tone deaf as you can get
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Picking today to try to shield another person in the Epstein files from prosecution is about as tone deaf as you can get
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🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
Scaramucci dumps on Trump.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Scaramucci dumps on Trump.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
Still fits nearly 6 years later … 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Still fits nearly 6 years later … 🤣
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Trump’s best friend Jeff Epstein was worried about Trump’s dementia way back in 2017. How bad do you think it is now?
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Trump’s best friend Jeff Epstein was worried about Trump’s dementia way back in 2017. How bad do you think it is now?
Why does liddle Lindsey travel with a framed photo of “ 47 ” ?
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February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why does liddle Lindsey travel with a framed photo of “ 47 ” ?
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Trump Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lardo without usual orange makeup & dental veneers.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Trump Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lardo without usual orange makeup & dental veneers.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
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Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
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Trump loves the Clintons in reality, ya know?
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Trump loves the Clintons in reality, ya know?
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More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
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Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
Never forget that a 5-year old spent more time locked up than Trump has …
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Never forget that a 5-year old spent more time locked up than Trump has …
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
The racist rapist grandpa goon watched the half-time show …
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The racist rapist grandpa goon watched the half-time show …
Grandpa Goon with no makeup, no snap-on veneers, no girdle, no Melania, no family …
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Grandpa Goon with no makeup, no snap-on veneers, no girdle, no Melania, no family …
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The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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#Epstein #Maxwell
On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
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On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
🤷♀️
July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
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February 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
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