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“Nice to see you.
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“Nice to see you.
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
At least we have confirmation for that orange ring around his face.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
At least we have confirmation for that orange ring around his face.
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He’ll be hard to topple.
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
He’ll be hard to topple.
Stepping down. That’s it ?!
At the very least, name the f+ckers in your posts !
David McKillips stepped down as CEO of CEC (parent company of Chuck E. Cheese & Peter Piper Pizza) effective February 13, 2026, after six years, following the appearance of his name in the Trump - Epstein files.
At the very least, name the f+ckers in your posts !
David McKillips stepped down as CEO of CEC (parent company of Chuck E. Cheese & Peter Piper Pizza) effective February 13, 2026, after six years, following the appearance of his name in the Trump - Epstein files.
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Stepping down. That’s it ?!
At the very least, name the f+ckers in your posts !
David McKillips stepped down as CEO of CEC (parent company of Chuck E. Cheese & Peter Piper Pizza) effective February 13, 2026, after six years, following the appearance of his name in the Trump - Epstein files.
At the very least, name the f+ckers in your posts !
David McKillips stepped down as CEO of CEC (parent company of Chuck E. Cheese & Peter Piper Pizza) effective February 13, 2026, after six years, following the appearance of his name in the Trump - Epstein files.
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#Ukraine President
Volodymyr #Zelenskyy awarded Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych the country's medal of freedom after he was disqualified from the #Olympic skeleton competition over his "helmet of remembrance," which depicted athletes killed since russia's invasion
reuters / Instagram
Volodymyr #Zelenskyy awarded Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych the country's medal of freedom after he was disqualified from the #Olympic skeleton competition over his "helmet of remembrance," which depicted athletes killed since russia's invasion
reuters / Instagram
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
#Ukraine President
Volodymyr #Zelenskyy awarded Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych the country's medal of freedom after he was disqualified from the #Olympic skeleton competition over his "helmet of remembrance," which depicted athletes killed since russia's invasion
reuters / Instagram
Volodymyr #Zelenskyy awarded Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych the country's medal of freedom after he was disqualified from the #Olympic skeleton competition over his "helmet of remembrance," which depicted athletes killed since russia's invasion
reuters / Instagram
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Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo.
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo.
“Nice to see you.
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“Nice to see you.
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
“Why don’t you just take a seat, right there, Mehmet.”
Trump doesn’t just choose his staff & cabinet based on their TV shows, but also on their tight-knitted, shared bodily fluids, love of child rāpe, and that Trump weave to Jeffrey Epstein.
Dr. Oz emailed an invite to a Valentine's Day party in 2016 to Jeffrey Epstein.
Oz appears several more times in the Epstein files, including an email sent from an account under his name to Epstein on Jan. 1, 2016, that has the subject line "Dr oz." The body of the message is completely redacted.
Oz appears several more times in the Epstein files, including an email sent from an account under his name to Epstein on Jan. 1, 2016, that has the subject line "Dr oz." The body of the message is completely redacted.
Senior US health official Oz invited Epstein to Valentine's Day party, documents show
Mehmet Oz sent the invite almost a decade after Epstein's first sex crime charges became public.
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Trump doesn’t just choose his staff & cabinet based on their TV shows, but also on their tight-knitted, shared bodily fluids, love of child rāpe, and that Trump weave to Jeffrey Epstein.
As many of us have said in the past, MSM would save much time & money if they reported on anything anytime Trump says that is actually true.
Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
As many of us have said in the past, MSM would save much time & money if they reported on anything anytime Trump says that is actually true.
This 2018 Trump-Westerhout affair story also continues to resurface.
Trump reportedly skipping family holiday travel to stay behind at the White House to indulge in sexual favors with a then 28-year old personal secretary.
“Finding him, she told friends, in his underwear … “ 😳
Trump reportedly skipping family holiday travel to stay behind at the White House to indulge in sexual favors with a then 28-year old personal secretary.
“Finding him, she told friends, in his underwear … “ 😳
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
This 2018 Trump-Westerhout affair story also continues to resurface.
Trump reportedly skipping family holiday travel to stay behind at the White House to indulge in sexual favors with a then 28-year old personal secretary.
“Finding him, she told friends, in his underwear … “ 😳
Trump reportedly skipping family holiday travel to stay behind at the White House to indulge in sexual favors with a then 28-year old personal secretary.
“Finding him, she told friends, in his underwear … “ 😳
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After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Who among us is not surprised?
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Who among us is not surprised?
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
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Do you think Putin has a copy of the Trump-Epstein files?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do you think Putin has a copy of the Trump-Epstein files?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
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Of course 🤦♂️
Breaking WSJ:
The highly classified whistleblower complaint against Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
The highly classified whistleblower complaint against Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
Gabbard Whistleblower Complaint Based on Intercepted Conversation About Jared Kushner
The substance of the conversation, which covered in part issues related to Iran, isn’t known.
www.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Of course 🤦♂️
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Can we end the trend where guys grow stubble to hide the lack of a defined chin or jawline?
April 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can we end the trend where guys grow stubble to hide the lack of a defined chin or jawline?
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Have you noticed that since Trump shipped her off to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s now ‘out to pasture’ girlfriend, hasn’t been heard from since?
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
March 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have you noticed that since Trump shipped her off to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s now ‘out to pasture’ girlfriend, hasn’t been heard from since?
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
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It’s so funny to watch Trump adjust his microphones to purposefully hide his excessive neckgina wattle from being photographed.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It’s so funny to watch Trump adjust his microphones to purposefully hide his excessive neckgina wattle from being photographed.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
Yeah … but what about the stock market ?!
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Yeah … but what about the stock market ?!
WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
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It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
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Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
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