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WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
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It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
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Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
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Remember when Trump said the number of our Covid-19 cases would automatically go down if they simply didn’t test for it?
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House passes SAVE America Act, sending Trump-backed election bill to the Senate
The legislation would overhaul federal election laws in all 50 states by imposing new voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements. But it faces a daunting path in the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Remember when Trump said the number of our Covid-19 cases would automatically go down if they simply didn’t test for it?
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Trump can’t contain his ego’s puffery & enjoyment while gaining a new mate to place beside his pillow at night. 🤦♀️
Step aside EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award winner). Trump is now the ONLY WINNER of BOTH the FIFA Peace Prize and the winner of the "Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal" award. CHECKMATE LIBERALS.
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Trump can’t contain his ego’s puffery & enjoyment while gaining a new mate to place beside his pillow at night. 🤦♀️
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I love that the illegal surveillance talking points was pretty much labeled “MY ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE TALKING POINTS” 🤡
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I love that the illegal surveillance talking points was pretty much labeled “MY ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE TALKING POINTS” 🤡
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"You’d be shocked, Piers, at some of the names I’ve seen that the DOJ is protecting"
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"You’d be shocked, Piers, at some of the names I’ve seen that the DOJ is protecting"
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Since Jim Jordan is not trained in the law, or a lawyer, the omnipresent Steve Castor has to always (for years now) be behind the scenes to direct Jordan on the GOP & Trump’s wishes.
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Since Jim Jordan is not trained in the law, or a lawyer, the omnipresent Steve Castor has to always (for years now) be behind the scenes to direct Jordan on the GOP & Trump’s wishes.
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
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Prime example how Trump & his administration always operate.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Zoomed in close-up of the monitored & recorded search list that Rep Pramila Jayapal (D-WA7) had made of the unredacted documents Bondi used in her testimony to counter comments.
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Prime example how Trump & his administration always operate.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Has Trump been coloring the backs of his hands again this week?
He’s not been pompousing himself upon us as much this week per usual.
He’s not been pompousing himself upon us as much this week per usual.
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Has Trump been coloring the backs of his hands again this week?
He’s not been pompousing himself upon us as much this week per usual.
He’s not been pompousing himself upon us as much this week per usual.
Odd … where did I hear these numbers today?
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Odd … where did I hear these numbers today?
Prime example how Trump & his administration always operate.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Zoomed in close-up of the monitored & recorded search list that Rep Pramila Jayapal (D-WA7) had made of the unredacted documents Bondi used in her testimony to counter comments.
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Prime example how Trump & his administration always operate.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Cheat & secretly monitor any of his critics.
Zoomed in close-up of the monitored & recorded search list that Rep Pramila Jayapal (D-WA7) had made of the unredacted documents Bondi used in her testimony to counter comments.
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Zoomed in close-up of the monitored & recorded search list that Rep Pramila Jayapal (D-WA7) had made of the unredacted documents Bondi used in her testimony to counter comments.
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
Since Jim Jordan is not trained in the law, or a lawyer, the omnipresent Steve Castor has to always (for years now) be behind the scenes to direct Jordan on the GOP & Trump’s wishes.
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Since Jim Jordan is not trained in the law, or a lawyer, the omnipresent Steve Castor has to always (for years now) be behind the scenes to direct Jordan on the GOP & Trump’s wishes.
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
Expose all the cockroaches behind the scenes!
She lies as easily (?) as she breathes …
Bondi: "If any man's name was redacted that should have not have been, we will of course unredact it"
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
She lies as easily (?) as she breathes …
Bondi is working & recanting ONLY for Trump, not the American people as her job subscribes.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Bondi is working & recanting ONLY for Trump, not the American people as her job subscribes.