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Who among us is not surprised?
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Who among us is not surprised?
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
Tartar buildup, sucking on nicotine snus/Zyns, brain worms, Trump’s longtime Epstein companion, shared STDs …
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Do you think Putin has a copy of the Trump-Epstein files?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do you think Putin has a copy of the Trump-Epstein files?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
Do you think Xi has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Argentina has a copy of the T-E files?
Do you think Israel has a copy of the T-E files?
Saudi Arabia?
N Korea?
Turkey?
Syria?
Elon?
RFK jr?
But the DOW is over 50,000 …
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
But the DOW is over 50,000 …
Trump has been trying to hide his infusions for years, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Of course 🤦♂️
Breaking WSJ:
The highly classified whistleblower complaint against Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
The highly classified whistleblower complaint against Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
Gabbard Whistleblower Complaint Based on Intercepted Conversation About Jared Kushner
The substance of the conversation, which covered in part issues related to Iran, isn’t known.
www.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Of course 🤦♂️
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Can we end the trend where guys grow stubble to hide the lack of a defined chin or jawline?
April 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can we end the trend where guys grow stubble to hide the lack of a defined chin or jawline?
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Have you noticed that since Trump shipped her off to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s now ‘out to pasture’ girlfriend, hasn’t been heard from since?
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
March 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have you noticed that since Trump shipped her off to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s now ‘out to pasture’ girlfriend, hasn’t been heard from since?
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
I wonder what they had to hide? 🤔
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It’s so funny to watch Trump adjust his microphones to purposefully hide his excessive neckgina wattle from being photographed.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It’s so funny to watch Trump adjust his microphones to purposefully hide his excessive neckgina wattle from being photographed.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
As always he never considers the overall full picture.
Yeah … but what about the stock market ?!
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Yeah … but what about the stock market ?!
WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
WTH.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
What’s in the water at OSU?
This “assistant professor” Luke Perez should immediately be “former assistant professor” Luke Perez.
Blackmail? His own collection & Russian. 🤷♀️
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Blackmail? His own collection & Russian. 🤷♀️
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trump proposes that all US fighter jets immediately be fueled by his “clean, beautiful, coal.”
Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
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Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Literally (!?), this is the face of a human cockroach.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
* With apologies to actual cockroaches.
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Remember when Trump said the number of our Covid-19 cases would automatically go down if they simply didn’t test for it?
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House passes SAVE America Act, sending Trump-backed election bill to the Senate
The legislation would overhaul federal election laws in all 50 states by imposing new voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements. But it faces a daunting path in the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Remember when Trump said the number of our Covid-19 cases would automatically go down if they simply didn’t test for it?
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Same philosophy here … if they don’t let the Democrats vote, GOP wins !!!
Trump only wins by cheating the systems.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
After a botched drill to shoot down drug cartels’ drones, US laser anti-aircraft technology is revealed as it shoots down a kid’s birthday party balloon.
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
With Trump & Keystone Cops effectiveness !!!
Hegseth & Duffy declared that “the threat has been neutralized.” 🎈
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
He’ll sleep with them next to his pillow … no one else is.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
He’ll sleep with them next to his pillow … no one else is.
Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
(Real post:)
(Real post:)
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Trump can’t contain his ego’s puffery & enjoyment while gaining a new mate to place beside his pillow at night. 🤦♀️
Step aside EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award winner). Trump is now the ONLY WINNER of BOTH the FIFA Peace Prize and the winner of the "Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal" award. CHECKMATE LIBERALS.
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Trump can’t contain his ego’s puffery & enjoyment while gaining a new mate to place beside his pillow at night. 🤦♀️
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I love that the illegal surveillance talking points was pretty much labeled “MY ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE TALKING POINTS” 🤡
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I love that the illegal surveillance talking points was pretty much labeled “MY ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE TALKING POINTS” 🤡
Zoomed in close-up of the monitored & recorded search list that Rep Pramila Jayapal (D-WA7) had made of the unredacted documents Bondi used in her testimony to counter comments.
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
If Bondi’s DOJ recorded Jayapal’s searches — then they did for ALL members who viewed the unredacted Trump-Epstein files!
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM