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Yellow has always been Trump’s trademarked obsession & association.
Wearing an adult diaper even back then (April 2004, SNL skit).
Wearing an adult diaper even back then (April 2004, SNL skit).
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Yellow has always been Trump’s trademarked obsession & association.
Wearing an adult diaper even back then (April 2004, SNL skit).
Wearing an adult diaper even back then (April 2004, SNL skit).
He wasn’t just Epstein’s best customer while getting an “employee discount”, Trump was always a business partner …
Rep. Jamie Raskin tells Axios that when he searched Trump's name in the unredacted Epstein files, it came up "more than a million times." www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
He wasn’t just Epstein’s best customer while getting an “employee discount”, Trump was always a business partner …
Trump again floats bestie Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz as his next Supreme Court appointee.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Trump again floats bestie Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz as his next Supreme Court appointee.
Remember the half-nude girl cavorting in the giant martini glass at Mar-a-Lardo’s entrance?
MAGA/GOP demanding official investigations into Bad Bunny & Super Bowl halftime “indecencies” conveniently forgetting senile Trump’s personal party attractions a couple months back.
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MAGA/GOP demanding official investigations into Bad Bunny & Super Bowl halftime “indecencies” conveniently forgetting senile Trump’s personal party attractions a couple months back.
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February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Remember the half-nude girl cavorting in the giant martini glass at Mar-a-Lardo’s entrance?
MAGA/GOP demanding official investigations into Bad Bunny & Super Bowl halftime “indecencies” conveniently forgetting senile Trump’s personal party attractions a couple months back.
bsky.app/profile/patr...
MAGA/GOP demanding official investigations into Bad Bunny & Super Bowl halftime “indecencies” conveniently forgetting senile Trump’s personal party attractions a couple months back.
bsky.app/profile/patr...
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When will the “movie meteor” testify under oath?
Melania was part of the Epstein-Trump-Maxwell underage girls party circuit back in the day, too. Call her to the stand!
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
When will the “movie meteor” testify under oath?
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When are the Trump properties going to be monitored for unscheduled backhoe “landscaping” activities while they relocate all of the Trump-Epstein murders ?!
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Again, that Wharton School of Business must be so proud of its dumbest graduate.
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Again, that Wharton School of Business must be so proud of its dumbest graduate.
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When one of these malevolent ICE raids goes horribly wrong, (it’s only a matter of time unfortunately) and people are maimed or killed, will Trump still blame Biden ???
Because you know he will.
Because you know he will.
May 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When one of these malevolent ICE raids goes horribly wrong, (it’s only a matter of time unfortunately) and people are maimed or killed, will Trump still blame Biden ???
Because you know he will.
Because you know he will.
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As someone else said: “Turnip would win gold in a lying olympics !”
They: We, in fact, have not called.
Reporter: Are you planning to meet the Pope?
Trump: I do. They’ve already called. To have the Pope from the US, that’s a great honor.
Trump: I do. They’ve already called. To have the Pope from the US, that’s a great honor.
May 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As someone else said: “Turnip would win gold in a lying olympics !”
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The odd thing is that if Trump released all of the Epstein files, his MAGA group might initially complain, but they’d later normalize it somehow like everything else in the past.
But Trump & goons lying & hiding the truth, pushes him & them all under water with MAGA. “Deep state.”
Lovely times.
But Trump & goons lying & hiding the truth, pushes him & them all under water with MAGA. “Deep state.”
Lovely times.
July 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The odd thing is that if Trump released all of the Epstein files, his MAGA group might initially complain, but they’d later normalize it somehow like everything else in the past.
But Trump & goons lying & hiding the truth, pushes him & them all under water with MAGA. “Deep state.”
Lovely times.
But Trump & goons lying & hiding the truth, pushes him & them all under water with MAGA. “Deep state.”
Lovely times.
Trump calls Epstein’s Island “Kid Rock” …
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Trump calls Epstein’s Island “Kid Rock” …
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#Epstein #Maxwell
On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
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On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
🤷♀️
July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
As we’ve all surmised, Trump wasn’t just a customer, he was a partner.
HOLY SHIT!! Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges.
That explains why so many FBI agents were assigned to review the Epstein files and redact Trump‘s name!
That explains why so many FBI agents were assigned to review the Epstein files and redact Trump‘s name!
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
As we’ve all surmised, Trump wasn’t just a customer, he was a partner.
Trump used to call Epstein’s island “kid rock” … 🤷♀️
Just a reminder …
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Trump used to call Epstein’s island “kid rock” … 🤷♀️
Odd. 🤷♀️
Maps don’t lie.
ICE raids under Trump aren’t about immigration, they’re about punishing blue states that resisted him.
ICE raids under Trump aren’t about immigration, they’re about punishing blue states that resisted him.
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Odd. 🤷♀️
Just a reminder …
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Just a reminder …
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie), born 1971, grew up under privilege: son of a multiple car dealerships father, raised in a 5,660 sq ft luxury mansion (5+ beds, 7 baths) on 5.5 acres w/ apple orchards, horse barns, tennis courts, pools.
Far from his invented "working-class" image.
When you have no clue what your actual job is, having no clue you even have a job besides tongue bathing Trump …
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
When you have no clue what your actual job is, having no clue you even have a job besides tongue bathing Trump …
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VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
When will the “movie meteor” testify under oath?
Melania was part of the Epstein-Trump-Maxwell underage girls party circuit back in the day, too. Call her to the stand!
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
When will the “movie meteor” testify under oath?
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Steven Cheung, Trump’s White House Communications Director ( at Mar-a-Lardo here at the time ). He is the guy that writes most of Trump’s social media posts for him …
July 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Steven Cheung, Trump’s White House Communications Director ( at Mar-a-Lardo here at the time ). He is the guy that writes most of Trump’s social media posts for him …
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Scaramucci dumps on Trump.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Scaramucci dumps on Trump.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.
Girdles, makeup, & shoe lifts.