The Clear Cider
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Hmmm … Trump watches, guitars, bibles, cologne, hats, sneakers, t-shirts, etc, are all still made in China with no plans to move production domestically. 🤷♀️
Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction."
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hmmm … Trump watches, guitars, bibles, cologne, hats, sneakers, t-shirts, etc, are all still made in China with no plans to move production domestically. 🤷♀️
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November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Have you ever seen this video interview from 2008 of Trump expressing his deep love for Hillary & Bill Clinton?
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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It’s almost as if Trump had Bondi simply install an unqualified Ivanka-lookalike to prosecute the cases so he could ogle her.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s almost as if Trump had Bondi simply install an unqualified Ivanka-lookalike to prosecute the cases so he could ogle her.
Remember when Trump tariffed an island full of penguins?
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Remember when Trump tariffed an island full of penguins?
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Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
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🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) cases against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that the prosecutor President Donald Trump handpicked to bring charges against them had been unlawfully serving since September.
Federal Judge Dismisses Trump’s Political Prosecutions of former FBI Chief Comey, NY AG James
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) cases against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that the prosecutor President Donald Trump handpicked to bring charges against them had been unlawfully serving since September.
Multiple court case losses for Trump today !!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Multiple court case losses for Trump today !!!
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The baseless indictment against Attorney General Tish James has been dismissed.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The baseless indictment against Attorney General Tish James has been dismissed.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
“Just a loser loser, right ?!”
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Just a loser loser, right ?!”
They didn’t show the horse’s ass with the Clydesdale …
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They didn’t show the horse’s ass with the Clydesdale …
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Why wasn’t this GIGANTIC news last week ?! 🇲🇽⚡️🇺🇸
While no one noticed, Trump & Hegseth have US military storm a Mexican beach in dramatic invasion on Monday.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion
Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why wasn’t this GIGANTIC news last week ?! 🇲🇽⚡️🇺🇸
MAGA are wandering around lost & confused when finding out that many of their primary “influencers” & leaders are actually from Nigeria, Bangladesh, India, Russia, Israel, Trumpfuckistan, Vietnam, etc.
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
MAGA are wandering around lost & confused when finding out that many of their primary “influencers” & leaders are actually from Nigeria, Bangladesh, India, Russia, Israel, Trumpfuckistan, Vietnam, etc.
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
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Trump wants the “Rush Hour” movies to be resumed w/ Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker.
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Reportedly Pressuring Studio To Make A Sequel To Iconic Buddy Film
The president wants to see a new entry in this long-dormant series.
www.huffpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Trump wants the “Rush Hour” movies to be resumed w/ Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker.
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Thanks, Trump! America first! 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thanks, Trump! America first! 🙄
Priorities.
He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Priorities.
Trump wants the “Rush Hour” movies to be resumed w/ Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker.
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Reportedly Pressuring Studio To Make A Sequel To Iconic Buddy Film
The president wants to see a new entry in this long-dormant series.
www.huffpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Trump wants the “Rush Hour” movies to be resumed w/ Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker.
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
New Paramount studio heads Larry & David Ellison are MAGA supporters who are currently working on a Melania Trump epic.
Chris Tucker is also mentioned in various Trump-Epstein sources.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Over on that Elon site, you can still check the location of any account even though everyone says the feature has been turned off.
Go to any suspect’s account profile by clicking on their avatar, then click on the “Joined Date MM YY” line.
Do it while you can, if interested. Many MAGA not USA. 🤣
Go to any suspect’s account profile by clicking on their avatar, then click on the “Joined Date MM YY” line.
Do it while you can, if interested. Many MAGA not USA. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Over on that Elon site, you can still check the location of any account even though everyone says the feature has been turned off.
Go to any suspect’s account profile by clicking on their avatar, then click on the “Joined Date MM YY” line.
Do it while you can, if interested. Many MAGA not USA. 🤣
Go to any suspect’s account profile by clicking on their avatar, then click on the “Joined Date MM YY” line.
Do it while you can, if interested. Many MAGA not USA. 🤣
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How is it that one man knows so many other pedophiles? It’s like he’s part of an exclusive club or something …
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How is it that one man knows so many other pedophiles? It’s like he’s part of an exclusive club or something …
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If removing the Trump tariffs lowers costs for everyone, isn’t the reverse also true?
Undoing his own mess? Trump about to 'wipe the slate clean' on tariffs as he suffers 'disastrous' month: report #USpol #EconSky #FinSky #CanadaSky
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump about to 'wipe the slate clean' on tariffs as he suffers 'disastrous' month: report
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick told Donald Trump he needs to "wipe the slate clean" with his tariffs as the cost-of-living crisis worsens. Lutnick, who has been in the role since February this year...
www.rawstory.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If removing the Trump tariffs lowers costs for everyone, isn’t the reverse also true?
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Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
Remember, MTG was born with only 4 toes … what else do you think is missing?
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember, MTG was born with only 4 toes … what else do you think is missing?