The Clear Cider
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Trump’s best friend Jeff Epstein was worried about Trump’s dementia way back in 2017. How bad do you think it is now?
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Trump’s best friend Jeff Epstein was worried about Trump’s dementia way back in 2017. How bad do you think it is now?
Why does liddle Lindsey travel with a framed photo of “ 47 ” ?
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February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why does liddle Lindsey travel with a framed photo of “ 47 ” ?
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Trump Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lardo without usual orange makeup & dental veneers.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Trump Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lardo without usual orange makeup & dental veneers.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
Reportedly, personal aide Walt Nauta forgot (lost?) Trump’s makeup & cosmetic purse 👛 on AF1 until it was retrieved later.
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Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
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Trump loves the Clintons in reality, ya know?
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Trump loves the Clintons in reality, ya know?
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More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
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Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
Never forget that a 5-year old spent more time locked up than Trump has …
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Never forget that a 5-year old spent more time locked up than Trump has …
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Oddly, the featured rapist of the Trump-Epstein files is now worried about the young children in the USA & the whole world …
The racist rapist grandpa goon watched the half-time show …
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The racist rapist grandpa goon watched the half-time show …
Grandpa Goon with no makeup, no snap-on veneers, no girdle, no Melania, no family …
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Grandpa Goon with no makeup, no snap-on veneers, no girdle, no Melania, no family …
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The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
More importantly, what happened to his teeth ?!
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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#Epstein #Maxwell
On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
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On the early morning after Epstein's death, I made this video.
Why is Trump sweating so profusely during the DC cool morning hours right after Epstein's death?
He has never sweat this much during any other WH lawn interviews.
A guilty conscience & knowing participation?
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July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
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February 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Did you know that Trump has been calling himself “the young intern” for decades?
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Alright folks, a little late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Alright folks, a little late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo
A $10 million workplace harassment claim in which Rudy Giuliani stands accused of “demanding” oral sex from an employee will move forward to discovery, a Manhattan judge ruled Monday. @uebey.bsky.social www.courthousenews.com/judge-advanc...
Judge advances $10 million sexual harassment case against Rudy Giuliani
Giuliani forced an employee to have oral sex with him and went on “alcohol-drenched rants” that led to an unbearable work environment, according to a lawsuit.
www.courthousenews.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Have you learned yet that Trump has been calling himself a “young intern” for years now whenever he needs someone to shift blame to ?
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Have you learned yet that Trump has been calling himself a “young intern” for years now whenever he needs someone to shift blame to ?
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Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Trump: I’m the least racist president you’ve had in a long time as far as I’m concerned.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Biggest liar known for lying we’ve ever had.
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Staff: He didn’t post it, a junior level staffer posted that. Go seek your invented outrage elsewhere.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
Trump: Yeah, of course I posted that, I know what’s going on, you don’t, and I’m not going to apologize.
Staff:
Trump: I am the Lion King.
Staff: He is the Lion King.
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Thank you Hopeful 🤗 Happy Friday ☮️🌱🌊🦋
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Thank you Hopeful 🤗 Happy Friday ☮️🌱🌊🦋