The Clear Cider
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How is it that one man knows so many other pedophiles? It’s like he’s part of an exclusive club or something …
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How is it that one man knows so many other pedophiles? It’s like he’s part of an exclusive club or something …
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If removing the Trump tariffs lowers costs for everyone, isn’t the reverse also true?
Undoing his own mess? Trump about to 'wipe the slate clean' on tariffs as he suffers 'disastrous' month: report #USpol #EconSky #FinSky #CanadaSky
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump about to 'wipe the slate clean' on tariffs as he suffers 'disastrous' month: report
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick told Donald Trump he needs to "wipe the slate clean" with his tariffs as the cost-of-living crisis worsens. Lutnick, who has been in the role since February this year...
www.rawstory.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If removing the Trump tariffs lowers costs for everyone, isn’t the reverse also true?
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Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
Remember, MTG was born with only 4 toes … what else do you think is missing?
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember, MTG was born with only 4 toes … what else do you think is missing?
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Why are they even there ?!
Did Kristi and Kash get to Vegas in one of Kristi's Gulfstream G700 private jets taxpayers paid $200,000,000 for or did they use a $60,000,000 FBI private jet that taxpayers also paid for? These are incompetent fools only on the job for the attention and theft.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Why are they even there ?!
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Never forget this tell …
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Never forget this tell …
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The other day with MBS.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The other day with MBS.
If he doesn’t work for our enemy(ies), then just who does he work for ?!
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If he doesn’t work for our enemy(ies), then just who does he work for ?!
He heard me !!! 😝
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
He heard me !!! 😝
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I call this one “Dreaming about midnight …”
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I call this one “Dreaming about midnight …”
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If you don’t already know it, members on X with blue check marks beside their names are eligible to participate in revenue sharing bonuses.
The more content they generate by interactions (positive or negative) the more they are paid.
Sometimes thousands of dollars each pay period.
The more content they generate by interactions (positive or negative) the more they are paid.
Sometimes thousands of dollars each pay period.
July 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you don’t already know it, members on X with blue check marks beside their names are eligible to participate in revenue sharing bonuses.
The more content they generate by interactions (positive or negative) the more they are paid.
Sometimes thousands of dollars each pay period.
The more content they generate by interactions (positive or negative) the more they are paid.
Sometimes thousands of dollars each pay period.
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Marjorie hasn’t seen the light, she has seen proof of him raping young girls in the Epstein files…
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Marjorie hasn’t seen the light, she has seen proof of him raping young girls in the Epstein files…
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“I’ll be your huckleberry.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“I’ll be your huckleberry.”
“I’ll be your huckleberry.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“I’ll be your huckleberry.”
Not since MBS, never Melania, has Trump physically expressed this much love towards one person while in the White House.
His little flippant wrist flourishing hand gestures say it all …
His little flippant wrist flourishing hand gestures say it all …
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Not since MBS, never Melania, has Trump physically expressed this much love towards one person while in the White House.
His little flippant wrist flourishing hand gestures say it all …
His little flippant wrist flourishing hand gestures say it all …
I call this one “Dreaming about midnight …”
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I call this one “Dreaming about midnight …”
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🚨Color me sincerely shocked. MTG is putting her money where her mouth is.
She's resigning in January, shrinking the GOP House majority even more.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
She's resigning in January, shrinking the GOP House majority even more.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will resign, after fallout with Trump
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.
www.cnbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
🚨Color me sincerely shocked. MTG is putting her money where her mouth is.
She's resigning in January, shrinking the GOP House majority even more.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
She's resigning in January, shrinking the GOP House majority even more.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
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I’m not the first to suggest this, but if MTG is the infamous J6 pipe bomber, she could now admit to it, and let the world know it was at Trump’s personal direction.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m not the first to suggest this, but if MTG is the infamous J6 pipe bomber, she could now admit to it, and let the world know it was at Trump’s personal direction.
Imagine the horrendous photos & videos that Trump has to force her to resign !!!
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Imagine the horrendous photos & videos that Trump has to force her to resign !!!
Is this Trump’s next “Bubba” ???
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is this Trump’s next “Bubba” ???
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Was any explanation given as to why JD Vance was lactating while dressed in his waiter uniform the other day?
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Was any explanation given as to why JD Vance was lactating while dressed in his waiter uniform the other day?
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Wow, MTG says she’s resigning from Congress, effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wow, MTG says she’s resigning from Congress, effective January 5, 2026.
Apparently Trump loves the Muslims after all, MAGA !!! Look at that grin !!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Apparently Trump loves the Muslims after all, MAGA !!! Look at that grin !!!
Never forget this tell …
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Never forget this tell …