Paul Cooke
@paulvcooke.bsky.social
My thoughts and feelings. Don't bother responding. I'm not looking for engagement. And I'm too old to give a s**t about anyone else's opinions. Zero tolerance for scum.
Drowning in a sea of melancholy today. Sick of it all. Going back to bed.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Drowning in a sea of melancholy today. Sick of it all. Going back to bed.
Haha. What an utter wanker Cristiano Ronaldo really is. All those games, all those goals, all those trophies and all that money and still a 100% fucking jeb end. No cure for being a c**t.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Haha. What an utter wanker Cristiano Ronaldo really is. All those games, all those goals, all those trophies and all that money and still a 100% fucking jeb end. No cure for being a c**t.
Thick twats not knowing how free transfers work really does my head in. Its simple. If they were under contract when the transfer window closed, they cannot sign for anyone until the transfer window re-opens even if they are now currently a free agent. Fucking simple. #swfc
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Thick twats not knowing how free transfers work really does my head in. Its simple. If they were under contract when the transfer window closed, they cannot sign for anyone until the transfer window re-opens even if they are now currently a free agent. Fucking simple. #swfc
Fucking fireworks.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fucking fireworks.
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The genius of my Halloween costume this year is that it will only scare you if you’re a total bellend…
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The genius of my Halloween costume this year is that it will only scare you if you’re a total bellend…
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and
Migraine, diabetes sugar crash, asthma and nasal polyp breathing issues. Daily health issues are fun. If I was a racehorse I would have a blue tent around me!
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Migraine, diabetes sugar crash, asthma and nasal polyp breathing issues. Daily health issues are fun. If I was a racehorse I would have a blue tent around me!
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Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
The Old Crown Inn, Penistone Road, Sheffield, hosting a a Reform stand outside. Racist shithole. Hope it goes out of business!
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Old Crown Inn, Penistone Road, Sheffield, hosting a a Reform stand outside. Racist shithole. Hope it goes out of business!
I reckon those fine folk are still at it, getting that wankers name off the North Stand. At Aldi now and all the the lights are on at Hillsborough. Bloody heroes. #swfc
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I reckon those fine folk are still at it, getting that wankers name off the North Stand. At Aldi now and all the the lights are on at Hillsborough. Bloody heroes. #swfc