Jonathan Harker (Taylor's Version)
@pcberry.bsky.social
Photochromism enthusiast, High Desert enjoyer, mid-level transsexual, Big New Brunswick proponent, Reconstructionist
[After eating at a restaurant]My friend group: we should eat out more often
Me: I agree, eating out is fun, but that would probably require me to acquire a little friend
Me: I agree, eating out is fun, but that would probably require me to acquire a little friend
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
[After eating at a restaurant]My friend group: we should eat out more often
Me: I agree, eating out is fun, but that would probably require me to acquire a little friend
Me: I agree, eating out is fun, but that would probably require me to acquire a little friend
We should Guangzhouificuay the peninsula
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
We should Guangzhouificuay the peninsula
nips hort
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
nips hort
Not many things that rankle me more than Euros talking abt yankee racism. Not because we’re not racist (there is a rot in the center of the country which will not heal), but you guys use the fact that we suck to exculpate yourselves. But there is also a rot in the center of your country
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Not many things that rankle me more than Euros talking abt yankee racism. Not because we’re not racist (there is a rot in the center of the country which will not heal), but you guys use the fact that we suck to exculpate yourselves. But there is also a rot in the center of your country
Wintertime is goated when being depressed is the vibe
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wintertime is goated when being depressed is the vibe
Sippin on my vermouth like a real adult
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sippin on my vermouth like a real adult
somehow I always end up in Nebraska
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
somehow I always end up in Nebraska
I am once again asking JeffCo to make their precinct boundaries suck less
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I am once again asking JeffCo to make their precinct boundaries suck less
Circling back to this: I don't think this was correct. This is actually, at sufficient doses, a fairly effective treatment for inducing temporary asexuality
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Circling back to this: I don't think this was correct. This is actually, at sufficient doses, a fairly effective treatment for inducing temporary asexuality
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Lincoln: a house divided cannot stand
Me, writing down: Lincoln is anti duplex? Nimby(!!)
Me, writing down: Lincoln is anti duplex? Nimby(!!)
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lincoln: a house divided cannot stand
Me, writing down: Lincoln is anti duplex? Nimby(!!)
Me, writing down: Lincoln is anti duplex? Nimby(!!)
All my pilots blind
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
All my pilots blind
Witkoff 🤝 Bazelon
“Wait, the enemy gets a vote?”
“Wait, the enemy gets a vote?”
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Witkoff 🤝 Bazelon
“Wait, the enemy gets a vote?”
“Wait, the enemy gets a vote?”
pedocon theory is a theory like newtonian gravity is a theory: it's not the most sophisticated model we have, but it'll get you to the right answer the vast majority of the time
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
pedocon theory is a theory like newtonian gravity is a theory: it's not the most sophisticated model we have, but it'll get you to the right answer the vast majority of the time
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"centimillionare" is such a dumb word. Had the person who invented it ever seen SI? It really sounds like it should mean guy with $10k
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"centimillionare" is such a dumb word. Had the person who invented it ever seen SI? It really sounds like it should mean guy with $10k
you, dumb: Neom is never gonna get built
me, an intellectual: it already happened
me, an intellectual: it already happened
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
you, dumb: Neom is never gonna get built
me, an intellectual: it already happened
me, an intellectual: it already happened
It's okay to want cheaper rent
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's okay to want cheaper rent
journalists covering themselves in glory as per usual, I see
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
journalists covering themselves in glory as per usual, I see
i'm not telling you to spend $300 on a coat but i'm also not not telling you to do that
weather is an equipment sport and i promise you the expensive stuff amortizes
don’t feel like looking up the pratcher boots quote but it’s real
don’t feel like looking up the pratcher boots quote but it’s real
If you are new to winter (e.g. moved from TX to WI) do yourself a favor and buy wool socks and thermal underwear. Yes it’s expensive. It is worth it. A good brand will last a long time. Buy a silk pair too if you can swing it.
Honestly just buy the best gear you can afford so you’re not miserable.
Honestly just buy the best gear you can afford so you’re not miserable.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i'm not telling you to spend $300 on a coat but i'm also not not telling you to do that
any female born after 1966 can't cook... all they know is run around with their rag top down, drive to atlanta, be bisexual, and do right but not right now
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
any female born after 1966 can't cook... all they know is run around with their rag top down, drive to atlanta, be bisexual, and do right but not right now
Reposted by Jonathan Harker (Taylor's Version)
It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
Per anonymous sources, Rahm Emmanuel may be anointed God-Emperor of the Universe as soon as December
Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Per anonymous sources, Rahm Emmanuel may be anointed God-Emperor of the Universe as soon as December
I hope this finds you well
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hope this finds you well