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Patrick Doyle, PhD
@pcxd13.bsky.social
count your days Jason Bateman

PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™

i know nothing but i’m here to learn

PIT - NYC
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here he is boys! here he is world!
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December 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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For @thecut.com, I wrote about how the once-secret world of cruising has never been more out in the open—online, at least—and what that might mean for the community.
Can Cruising Survive Influencers?
Public sex has never been more out in the open. Whether that’s a good thing is up for debate.
www.thecut.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
saying “Alexa, play Everything Changes by Sara Bareilles” enough times every week to end up on multiple lists
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this is the weirdest way i’ve ever been cruised
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
ok well jokes on that guy’s son because i just straight up haven’t seen Lawrence of Arabia
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fuck you guys…. Sorry, gotta cancel some plans. Something came up……
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Roku City is like a 20 minute drive away from Chip City btw
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Muting some of yall feels sooooo good omfg
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
it’s so fun to be the only gay guy on my team at work because i said “sis mama tea house boots” and you would’ve thought i had cast a spell
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
no offense but there simply MUST be better places to get in a fight with your husband than the middle of Penn Station
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
shaved btw
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
fuckkk you guys…..a wind of the sea just came through and fucking blew my ship from its fucking mooring :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I’m getting more and more of these too. It’s depressing.
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
?????
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There’s something so beautiful about the guy who sings in Penn Station every morning absolutely active refusing to learn the lyrics to Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah despite choosing to sing it dozens of times a week.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Will Kellogg’s existential struggle between being a creative consultant for the Cole Escola muppet movie and Mamdani’s Rat Czar
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
what do you think Mamdani’s favorite Mormon Wife is
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Cheryl Hines’ dipshit husband wants to make sure the host of The Apprentice can make sure the guy who created Dilbert gets access to experimental treatments for his terminal ass cancer
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
last night we let the vanilla chai flavored lube do the talking 🙂‍↕️
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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ORIGINAL LUIGI'S MANSION ON SWITCH 2 SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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comparing her man’s dick to a redwood tree means that this is now the 2nd most embarassing piece of redwood-related media this year
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
September 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
gay guys with 9k followers on a private Instagram account are infrastructure kinda
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM