Pee Ghost
@peeghost.bsky.social
I don't feel threatened
I feel myself
I am accepted
I am the rainbow
I am content
I don't remember what I did
Mostly at home making bad jokes or talking about movies and music
I feel myself
I am accepted
I am the rainbow
I am content
I don't remember what I did
Mostly at home making bad jokes or talking about movies and music
How many times do you think I could get away with saying "explanation point" instead of "exclamation point" in conversation?
July 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM
How many times do you think I could get away with saying "explanation point" instead of "exclamation point" in conversation?
I'm not joking when I say this is my favorite Donald Sutherland movie. RIP.
Everton is the dominant species.
I. AM. EVERTON.
Everton is the dominant species.
I. AM. EVERTON.
June 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I'm not joking when I say this is my favorite Donald Sutherland movie. RIP.
Everton is the dominant species.
I. AM. EVERTON.
Everton is the dominant species.
I. AM. EVERTON.
🎥 (I watch a trailer for a new horror sequel or remake)
Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it"
6 years later
Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it"
(I don't)
Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it"
6 years later
Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it"
(I don't)
March 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
🎥 (I watch a trailer for a new horror sequel or remake)
Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it"
6 years later
Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it"
(I don't)
Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it"
6 years later
Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it"
(I don't)
When I die bury me face down, ass up, that's the way we like to
February 7, 2024 at 10:43 PM
When I die bury me face down, ass up, that's the way we like to
I think hair conditioner might actually work
February 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I think hair conditioner might actually work
chrome extension that attempts to purchase every url you misspell
February 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
chrome extension that attempts to purchase every url you misspell
My "social" HAS no "skills"...
...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...
...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...
February 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
My "social" HAS no "skills"...
...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...
...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...
This post HAS no context...
...this post NEEDS no context...
...this post NEEDS no context...
February 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
This post HAS no context...
...this post NEEDS no context...
...this post NEEDS no context...
Me walking into the mediator's office to sign my divorce paperwork
January 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Me walking into the mediator's office to sign my divorce paperwork
📽 The opening of Cliffhanger is pure trauma. Love seeing Michael Rooker again tho.
January 15, 2024 at 7:53 AM
📽 The opening of Cliffhanger is pure trauma. Love seeing Michael Rooker again tho.
I'm not sure subsisting on caffeine for the first 80% of the day and weed for the last 20% of the day is sustainable
January 11, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I'm not sure subsisting on caffeine for the first 80% of the day and weed for the last 20% of the day is sustainable
Oingo Boingo went so hard with Dead Man's Party and I don't think we appreciate that enough in these here 2020's
January 5, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Oingo Boingo went so hard with Dead Man's Party and I don't think we appreciate that enough in these here 2020's
🎶
A weakling...
🎶
weighing 98 pounds...
🎶
A weakling...
🎶
weighing 98 pounds...
🎶
December 26, 2023 at 4:18 AM
🎶
A weakling...
🎶
weighing 98 pounds...
🎶
A weakling...
🎶
weighing 98 pounds...
🎶
📽 kiinda fucked up that Frodo waited until the last second to tell his 3 closest friends that he was leaving forever.
Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.
Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.
December 22, 2023 at 6:48 AM
📽 kiinda fucked up that Frodo waited until the last second to tell his 3 closest friends that he was leaving forever.
Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.
Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.
Belle and Sebastian aren't even in the same movie
December 19, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Belle and Sebastian aren't even in the same movie
"Mandy, you're beautiful but like this is kinda giving me diaper"
December 17, 2023 at 3:04 AM
"Mandy, you're beautiful but like this is kinda giving me diaper"
"Bob Wallace... Phil Davis... the time has come to lip sync... for your LIFE!" 📽
December 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
"Bob Wallace... Phil Davis... the time has come to lip sync... for your LIFE!" 📽
I just don't think Jimmy Fallon needed his own ice cream flavor
November 25, 2023 at 3:39 AM
I just don't think Jimmy Fallon needed his own ice cream flavor
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Not really a dad joke, but it is one of my favorite jokes. Bear with me, it takes a bit.
On this farm lives a cow, a chicken, and a horse. They're quite inseparable; they're the best friends of the whole farm.
One day, the three are looking through the window as the farmer's daughter is watching a
On this farm lives a cow, a chicken, and a horse. They're quite inseparable; they're the best friends of the whole farm.
One day, the three are looking through the window as the farmer's daughter is watching a
November 21, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Not really a dad joke, but it is one of my favorite jokes. Bear with me, it takes a bit.
On this farm lives a cow, a chicken, and a horse. They're quite inseparable; they're the best friends of the whole farm.
One day, the three are looking through the window as the farmer's daughter is watching a
On this farm lives a cow, a chicken, and a horse. They're quite inseparable; they're the best friends of the whole farm.
One day, the three are looking through the window as the farmer's daughter is watching a
Whenever I'm feeling bad I just need to remember that DJ Khaled thought he could play guitar
November 15, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Whenever I'm feeling bad I just need to remember that DJ Khaled thought he could play guitar
More honest dating profile:
"After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"
"After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"
November 13, 2023 at 8:38 AM
More honest dating profile:
"After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"
"After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"
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Jews calling for a cease fire have taken over Grand Central ✊
Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.
Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.
October 27, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Jews calling for a cease fire have taken over Grand Central ✊
Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.
Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.
🎥 Adrienne Barbeau's character Stevie in The Fog really had life figured out before all the ghost pirate shit.
"I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day"
Goals Stevie... goals
"I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day"
Goals Stevie... goals
October 26, 2023 at 3:02 AM
🎥 Adrienne Barbeau's character Stevie in The Fog really had life figured out before all the ghost pirate shit.
"I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day"
Goals Stevie... goals
"I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day"
Goals Stevie... goals
Last night's movie 🎬 outing: Lamberto Bava's 1985 chaos stacked Demons with live score + post movie concert by Claudio Simonetti's Goblin. The synths hit so much harder live, absolutely fantastic 👏
October 25, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Last night's movie 🎬 outing: Lamberto Bava's 1985 chaos stacked Demons with live score + post movie concert by Claudio Simonetti's Goblin. The synths hit so much harder live, absolutely fantastic 👏
It's me - this is a self observation 😐
Single dads get one good family picture and it ends up in like every room in the house.
October 23, 2023 at 7:42 PM
It's me - this is a self observation 😐