penfold
@penfold.bsky.social
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writer of things, stories, & other wordments. he/they. Read me at http://justpenfold.com/stories, editor @ TLDRpress.org
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Prime Day what? Bookshop.org is offering FREE SHIPPING for October 7-8! Buy books, get free shipping, support local bookstores! Easy!

#primeday #antiprime #freeshipping #supportlocal #supportindie
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
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whiskeynachos.bsky.social
Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.
penfold.bsky.social
fucking Ada. ...don't ask.
penfold.bsky.social
the world is a whole lot better for Jane Goodall having been in it. rest in peace, dear lady.
Jane Goodall, age 80 or so, cradling a baby chimpanzee in her arms and each one is looking into the other's eyes.
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tldrpress.bsky.social
You are going to LURVE, A More Different Hill by Sam James. Brilliant, funny, and strangely beautiful. Find it in Daydreaming of Other Worlds, available now. All proceeds of this book goes to Trans Lifeline. a.co/d/a09dx1c
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tldrpress.bsky.social
We are proud to announce the release of Daydreaming of Other Worlds: The 1,000 Word Herd Competition Winners 2025. This collection contains the top 25 stories of the competition, including the winning story, Sisters of the Word by Grace Quon.
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nataliajagielska.bsky.social
And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November.

Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
penfold.bsky.social
one of these three took out a lady cardinal today. no one's talking, but we know who did it. (hint: the one who isn't declawed and the one who doesn't have a bum front leg) didn't expect this caturday to have a body count.
three cats eating from colorful bowls on the kitchen floor. the middle one, unburdened by guilt as he horks down his canned food, is the cardinal murderer.
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marawilson.bsky.social
Proud to announce that I’m going to be swimming 5K for the Endometriosis Foundation of America’s End Endo 5K!

Endo is something that I, along with 1 in 10 people with a uterus, live with. To join me in supporting Endo research and advocacy, tap the link below!

give.endofound.org/MaraWilson5k...
A banner that says End Endo 5K, with participants walking and on horseback, smiling as they walk the 5K
penfold.bsky.social
big weekend plans.
a white fluffy cat lying on her back, sleeping, in front of an open work laptop.
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himmapaan.bsky.social
Pranking myself with grapes and olives.
A bowl filled to one side with mixed green and black olives, and the other with black grapes.
penfold.bsky.social
that's malicious! that's diabolical! that's inhumane!

...yeah, I'm absolutely stealing this.
penfold.bsky.social
so many fantastic stories in this contest, congrats to all the winners and well done to everyone who joined in!
tldrpress.bsky.social
We are absolutely THRILLED to announce the top 25 winners of this year’s TL;DR Press 1,000 Word Herd Flash Fiction Competition!

In 1st place is Sisters of the Word by Grace Quon
In 2nd place is Time to Stay by Brandon Woo
In 3rd place is The Dangers of Dreaming by Regan Puckett
#1KWHC
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djolder.bsky.social
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
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cyberciti.biz
Why your website should be under 14kB in size

Having a smaller website makes it load faster — that's not surprising.

What is surprising is that a 14kB page can load much faster than a 15kB page — maybe 612ms faster — while the difference between a 15kB and a 16kB page is trivial.
Why your website should be under 14kB in size | endtimes.dev
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petersagal.bsky.social
I used to give a talk about the practical effect of satire, which (TLDR) there isn’t any.

I’d say: Presidents (Clinton, GHW Bush) didn’t only not mind being mocked, they both did bits with the comics who impersonated them.

Then I said; imagine how terrible it would be if a President did care.
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wiswell.bsky.social
Today might be rough so take the legal thriller we deserve.
leastactionhero.bsky.social
this is so good. i am now deceased. 💀
penfold.bsky.social
[insert "think out of the box" joke here], happy #caturday from Lyla
a white kitten with black tail has crawled inside a small box from an eight-pack of soda cans, and she is looking from it directly at the camera.
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keithfitzgerald.bsky.social
Worth a watch:

Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.
penfold.bsky.social
looooong day of exploring new rooms.
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writesloud.bsky.social
Was trying to explain how the voice of a story can do the heavy lifting, rather than the action. How the narrator can tell us who they are, underneath the story itself.

It was hard to explain. Then I shared this story by @aaronburch.bsky.social and they got it.

joylandmagazine.com/uncategorize...
Oysters
Pilot went first. First because it was his family’s cabin, first because he was going to show us proper form, how to do it. First because he always went first. The bulkhead was maybe five feet tall, b...
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tldrpress.bsky.social
And that's a wrap for #1KWHC! We cant wait to read all these amazing stories 🦌 and thank YOU for making this contest great every year!
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