Ubisoft won't let me change my name to "Dreamle$$_King" until I set up two-factor authentication
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Ubisoft won't let me change my name to "Dreamle$$_King" until I set up two-factor authentication
Football is over. Now I can finally work on being a better person.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Football is over. Now I can finally work on being a better person.
who cares. pick up a dungeon master's guide
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
who cares. pick up a dungeon master's guide
I like my boys all wearing Depends /
And I like my men all incontinent /
I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess /
A mess? Hey mess!
@weirdalyankovic let's get this paper
And I like my men all incontinent /
I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess /
A mess? Hey mess!
@weirdalyankovic let's get this paper
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I like my boys all wearing Depends /
And I like my men all incontinent /
I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess /
A mess? Hey mess!
@weirdalyankovic let's get this paper
And I like my men all incontinent /
I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess /
A mess? Hey mess!
@weirdalyankovic let's get this paper
Feels like you kinda explained it
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Feels like you kinda explained it
Derrick, you don't follow the news, bud?
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Derrick, you don't follow the news, bud?
Smooth jazz version of "Don't you want me" playing at the breakfast place
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Smooth jazz version of "Don't you want me" playing at the breakfast place
I bet these curlers actually suck at mopping
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I bet these curlers actually suck at mopping
Check out this try hard mfer
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Check out this try hard mfer
We better get multiple angles of him getting pepper sprayed by Comic-Con security
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
We better get multiple angles of him getting pepper sprayed by Comic-Con security
To us, he was Sephiroth the Consensus Builder
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
To us, he was Sephiroth the Consensus Builder
You have to main a class in water guns now.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
You have to main a class in water guns now.
You favorite sci-fi series but all interstellar travel is powered by those kids who are really good at the arcade dance machines
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
You favorite sci-fi series but all interstellar travel is powered by those kids who are really good at the arcade dance machines
No, I did not let my children watch the Bert Kreischer AFC Championship Game intro.
We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.
We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
No, I did not let my children watch the Bert Kreischer AFC Championship Game intro.
We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.
We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.
** ~ ALL 1000 NPCS POLYGAMY — NO DIVORCE RUN ~ **
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
** ~ ALL 1000 NPCS POLYGAMY — NO DIVORCE RUN ~ **
Who are these mfers drinking a ton of Voodoo Ranger outside the dry cleaners?
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Who are these mfers drinking a ton of Voodoo Ranger outside the dry cleaners?
who cares. pick up an infinity gauntlet
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
who cares. pick up an infinity gauntlet
As a diner at 4th period lunch, I think it's important for me to talk about the cafeteria seating situation
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
As a diner at 4th period lunch, I think it's important for me to talk about the cafeteria seating situation
Lol Brandon Beane is a snake and a creep
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Lol Brandon Beane is a snake and a creep
Apprentice Reruns executive order coming before spring
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Apprentice Reruns executive order coming before spring
This is one of those good news/bad news situations
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This is one of those good news/bad news situations