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Terrible judge of produce.
Philip kisses his 14 children goodbye and promises his wife that this is "one last job."*

*Getting bounced in the Wild Card round
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Browns done with this whole football thing; will instead focus on their $250 million Sexual Predator Training Program
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
🎶Now Playing - Jimmy Olsen's Blues🎶
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In the long history of insufferable motherfuckers,
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They're gaslighting the kindergartners
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My people are miserable wretches who are suspicious of any joy and have never stopped accusing women of witchcraft
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Quick check on Criminal Island,
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yeah we all heard Lily's new album
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🫡
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Gracie Hunt has been dying to become an influencer but it hasn't worked out (she's incredibly boring!)
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We gotta stop letting IT people name things.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
oh she thought she cooked with this
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
From the Washington Post's write up of Larry Summer's "Oops about Epstein; I'm going to disappear for a minute" announcement comes the timeless tale of liberals and their advisors.
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do chiefs fans know they got their asses whipped in the Super Bowl?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is so toxic. Why do we have to pit Omega Level Villains against each other?
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is a video game for God's sake! You're not supposed to be having fun!
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Damn how bad is the Springsteen movie?
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fourth time's the charm?
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In a basically empty screening of World War Z, some incredibly stoned guy managed to drop his entire nacho cheese and chips plate on some lady's head while walking to his seat in the row behind her.

We still laugh about it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh no should we tell Empress Joséphine?
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
1) Isaac Perlmutter
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
God laughed
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Discreetly trying to get rid of the Necronomicon
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Loneliness Demon strikes again
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM