Philip kisses his 14 children goodbye and promises his wife that this is "one last job."*
*Getting bounced in the Wild Card round
*Getting bounced in the Wild Card round
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Philip kisses his 14 children goodbye and promises his wife that this is "one last job."*
*Getting bounced in the Wild Card round
*Getting bounced in the Wild Card round
Maybe Travis Kelce is really good at wedding planning
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Maybe Travis Kelce is really good at wedding planning
Browns done with this whole football thing; will instead focus on their $250 million Sexual Predator Training Program
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Browns done with this whole football thing; will instead focus on their $250 million Sexual Predator Training Program
Taking off winter boots
a cartoon character is standing on top of a rock with his foot on it
Alt: Gaara about to catch these feet
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Taking off winter boots
🎶Now Playing - Jimmy Olsen's Blues🎶
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
🎶Now Playing - Jimmy Olsen's Blues🎶
Verhoven was too subtle
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Verhoven was too subtle
"Plus, too many boys wearing maroon — we'll get into all of it."
Candace Owens is finally crossing into the point of no return implicating Erika Kirk in the Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Plus, too many boys wearing maroon — we'll get into all of it."
In the long history of insufferable motherfuckers,
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In the long history of insufferable motherfuckers,
They're gaslighting the kindergartners
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
They're gaslighting the kindergartners
There is a provision in every women's sports league that one team must be named The Spark(s)
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There is a provision in every women's sports league that one team must be named The Spark(s)
by virtue of the fact that they sell them, i can't be the only person who likes the ginger mango candies from H Mart that taste vaguely like household cleaner
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
by virtue of the fact that they sell them, i can't be the only person who likes the ginger mango candies from H Mart that taste vaguely like household cleaner
My people are miserable wretches who are suspicious of any joy and have never stopped accusing women of witchcraft
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My people are miserable wretches who are suspicious of any joy and have never stopped accusing women of witchcraft
"packed my bags last night, pre-flight"
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"packed my bags last night, pre-flight"
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work
We can't stop here; it's Sheriff Country
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We can't stop here; it's Sheriff Country
Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler is a crazy old goat
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler is a crazy old goat
We're down to the dregs of the Halloween candy and let me just say: Mr. Goodbar sucks ass
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We're down to the dregs of the Halloween candy and let me just say: Mr. Goodbar sucks ass
Quick check on Criminal Island,
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Quick check on Criminal Island,
Yeah we all heard Lily's new album
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yeah we all heard Lily's new album
It could be literally any magician.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It could be literally any magician.
ASMR streamers love to buy the most powerful microphones in the world and live directly under high-traffic flight corridors
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
ASMR streamers love to buy the most powerful microphones in the world and live directly under high-traffic flight corridors
Gracie Hunt has been dying to become an influencer but it hasn't worked out (she's incredibly boring!)
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gracie Hunt has been dying to become an influencer but it hasn't worked out (she's incredibly boring!)
We gotta stop letting IT people name things.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We gotta stop letting IT people name things.
I need another excerpt of American Canto.
I need more shitty, stilted, flowery prose about how the most beautiful and vulnerable thing you can do is sext the leathery, brainworm freak.
I need more shitty, stilted, flowery prose about how the most beautiful and vulnerable thing you can do is sext the leathery, brainworm freak.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I need another excerpt of American Canto.
I need more shitty, stilted, flowery prose about how the most beautiful and vulnerable thing you can do is sext the leathery, brainworm freak.
I need more shitty, stilted, flowery prose about how the most beautiful and vulnerable thing you can do is sext the leathery, brainworm freak.
oh she thought she cooked with this
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
oh she thought she cooked with this