Gabriel Jones
@pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social
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Former game critic who can't find his niche. Interests include retro / obscure / arcade games, music (Mostly VGM & Prince), and whatever catches my eye (even if it's just for a moment). 1981 he/him
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October #promosky

My name is (still) Gabriel and I'm (still) talking about #retrogaming.

If you love the games of yesteryear as well as indies & doujins, then follow along.
This month, I'm reviewing classic Batman games and whatever else catches my interest.
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Batman: The Video Game by Sunsoft for NES Batman by Sunsoft for Game Boy Batman Returns by Sega for the Genesis Batman by Atari for arcade
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Just a reminder that earlier this year I played through and reviewed 45(?) games all starring boys with swords.
If you haven't gotten irrecoverably sick of reading about Zelda or Ys or anything similar, then consider giving this a sift.
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#retrogaming
The 2025 Special list of games
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Now I'm thinking I should put a maze of statues in my own home to make it look bigger.
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It's been known for thousands of years that men are beyond saving, but goddamn WTF.
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Yeah... on second thought, I don't want to accidentally will that into existence. Especially nowadays when AI just scrapes forums and reddits for everything.
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I'm usually opposed to listicle slop, but I wouldn't mind seeing a "Top 25 most evil stages in FFT" list. There's a stage that's just chocobos and it's the worst thing ever.
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So... Batman: Vengeance on the Game Boy Advance? It's fine!
I'm 2/3rds of the way through it and there's nothing wrong whatsoever. That's impressive considering there are no less than four game-types. Any or all of them could've been disastrous, but nope. Everything works.
#retrogaming
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One of my absolute most favorite games ever made! A visual triumph for the PS1, incredibly atmospheric, solid combat and of course the trailblazing controls. Literally DOOM 3 on the PS1 but w xenomorphs instead of demons from hell.
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Happy 25th birthday, Alien Resurrection! A game that clawed its way out of development hell three years after its planned release date. Released to mostly middling reviews, including its legacy: Gamespot's, who criticised it for what would soon become the standard: modern controller FPS controls.
A photo of Alien Resurrection for PS1 with a little xenomorph statue next to it A snap of Gamespots website with its review of Alien Resurrection and 4.7 score.

The game's control setup is its most terrifying element. The left analog stick moves you forward, back, and strafes right and left, while the right analog stick turns you and can be used to look up and down. Too often, you'll turn to face a foe and find that your weapon is aimed at the floor or ceiling while the alien gleefully hacks away at your midsection. Add to the mix a few other head scratchers - such as how the triangle button controls item and health use - and you'll be wondering how Sony let this get by without requesting a few different control configuration options.

Beyond the control issues, Alien Resurrection is gruelingly hard. That is, it's hard to the point where you'll spend as much time reloading your save file as you will spend playing the game. The near-mythical PlayStation mouse peripheral is supposed to solve many of the game's control problems, but the 99.9 percent of PlayStation owners who've never even seen the device will find the game almost unplayably difficult to control and unreasonably hard to enjoy. It's a dramatic answer to a problem far more easily solved by adopting the control scheme from EA's Medal of Honor.
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I just gave The Adventures of Batman & Robin for Game Gear a try and this review is very accurate. 😳

There's a difference between a jump straight up, a running jump, and a jump straight up and THEN start running. Dios mio. 😵‍💫
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Tonight on #Bat-Octoberfest, it's The Adventures of Batman & Robin... for Game Gear.
Just read the review.
#retrogaming #sega
Bat-Octoberfest - The Adventures of Batman & Robin (Game Gear)
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Hm. Thanks for the reminder.
I never got around to playing Metal Warriors back then.
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Why did nobody tell me that Beyond Oasis is fucking peak 16-bit ARPG????

It has REALLY fun combat with clever controls, so far really clear progression (even marks on map where you need to go), and clever backtrack-minimizing map design.
Even has brandish-style limited use weapons!
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The M2 rerelease being $25 stings though.
Yeah, it's M2, but $25...
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I've barely touched Assault Suits Valken, and it already has "Required Super Nintendo classic" written all over it. They really nailed the mecha space opera presentation.
Plays great too.
Big explosions.
You can also see (and sometimes shoot) humans.
Great stuff
#retrogaming
"But I can still bust a few head"
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Wow. I can't remember the last time I've seen Abadede do that lift & throw move.
It's usually non-stop punches.
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so uh. we decided to replay sor1. right as one of the abadede's lifted me up into the air to throw me, my wife respawned & knocked both of them down. leaving me just fucking stuck in the air laying down, literally softlocking the game since i couldn't get out & we couldn't scroll after the encounter
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And you know Poison Ivy is loving this shit.
"Poison Ivy is surprised... and very pleased!"
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There’s already a discord emote for this?? 💀
A horribly AI slop enhanced pic of a guy playing a Darius arcade machine. The original picture does not look like this at all
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Nooo! The poor bunny!
I didn't expect Batman: Vengeance to be so dark!
#retrogaming
"The plant undergoes a startling change... and devours the caged rabbit beside it!"
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Tonight on #Bat-Octoberfest, it's The Adventures of Batman & Robin... for Game Gear.
Just read the review.
#retrogaming #sega
Bat-Octoberfest - The Adventures of Batman & Robin (Game Gear)
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ホッピングマッピー
#ドット絵
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2Dと3D空間を行き来しながら戦う弾幕シューティングゲーム

近接攻撃で弾幕を消せるので、初心者にもやさしい
稼いだポイントでアイテムや強化を購入し、ボスとの再戦でランダム性能武器を入手
強くて周回で無双しよう

Steam:現風少女 フタリ一夜に騒がして
store.steampowered.com/app/4084630/_/
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I agree, but I'm also biased because I was a tester for several of the games featured here.
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Mindware is one of many developers on Steam that deserve attention
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
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Mindware is one of many developers on Steam that deserve attention
www.resetera.com/threads/13...