alice
@peremptorytiger.bsky.social
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Writer? and pg student of modern and contemporary lit ⭐️ she/her https://open.substack.com/pub/bleedbeige
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Issue 15 is live :) huge thanks to Propel and Sanah Ahsan for selecting my poem ‘16:33’

and make sure you read the introduction to the issue, too. beautiful and important stuff

💙
Propel Magazine
www.propelmagazine.co.uk
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
(yes i can cook there’s just fuck all in)
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
put half a tin of beans in a full tin of tomato soup for dinner. there is something a bit too acidic going on. but i don’t think i regret it
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donni.bsky.social
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
'Girls are cruelest to themselves. / Someone like Emily Brontë, / who remained a girl all her life despite her body as a woman, / had cruelty drifted up in all the cracks of her like spring snow.'
The Glass Essay
Night drips its silver tap down the back. SHE She lives on a moor in the north. Spring opens like a blade there. I travel all day on trains and bring a lot of books— some for my mother, some for me in...
www.poetryfoundation.org
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runeberg.bsky.social
it might be a worthwhile sport if they did have swords tbf
davidalexander.bsky.social
but i can and will say stuff like holy shit way to diminish your accomplishments here and for what?
Taylor Swift says she's not playing the #SuperBowl
Halftime Show because "I am in love with a guy who does that sport on that actual field."
"Like, [professional football] is violent chess. That is gladiators without swords. That is dangerous. I am, [for] the whole season, locked in on what that man is doing on the field. Can you imagine if he's out there every single week, putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous, very high-pressure, high-intensity sport, and I'm like [she puts on a ditzy voice and face], 'I wonder what my choreo should be? I think we should do two verses of "Shake It Up," into "Blank Space," into "Cruel Summer," that would be great!' This has nothing to do with Travis — he would love for me to do it. But I'm just too locked in."
Read more here: https://variety.com/2025/music/news/ taylor-swift-explains-why-shes-not-playing-super-bowl-halftime-fallon-1236541829/
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
this is very parasocial of me, i know, but to go from baring witness to each and every time this childhood hero of mine has been torn apart, put himself back together, and been torn apart once more, to seeing him discuss it all so openly with a glass-half-full approach is something astounding
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
i feel like the avg bsky user might not even know this: Louis lost his mum to cancer at 24, his 18-y/o sister to an overdose at 27, then Liam Payne at 32

how he speaks on DoaC about grief, growing up, family etc is at once both so grounded and completely profound. such a mature, articulate artist
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
aw man i’m really gonna have to lose my Di*ry of a CEO virginity cos Louis Tomlinson’s on it ffs if anyone wants to cut any and all noise coming out of Bartlett from the ep and just provide me with a transcript so i have context for Tommo’s answers that’d be ideal
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
Helen Tookey 🍞⭐️☁️
‘Equinox’ by Helen Tookey

Equinox
The year is balanced, for a moment only.
Disequilibrium is the rule: of course,

we know that. We can't find a ritual, 
stare at our hands, which are stubbornly blank.

In my dream the twins were fighting, 
each hell-bent on her own direction.

Conjoined at the shoulder: muscles pulling, 
bones grinding under the skin -

a bird, an angel, at violent odds 
with its own winged nature. You text me

to tell me you've broken a cup, 
burned the toast, melted the handle

on the stovetop coffee-pot. We say equinox 
as though the word were a stay against chaos,

a blocking spell against all the unmakings 
massing like static, heading our way.
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deleuzianhaiku.bsky.social
#18 (p10-a)

microfascisms
just waiting to crystallize . . .
i become cat

#deleuze #haiku

microfascisms
just waiting to crystallize . . .
i become cat
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
got distracted and accidentally used my free nero drink on a iced cappuccino with Real Milk 💔 it’s so over

have come to (re)read Milkman by Anna Burns too oh how the narrative haunts me etc etc
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
thank you, always the goal 💪
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
phone camera apparently went spooky dark this morning not wanting you to see my pretentious tie-and-trench combo
a photo of me in the bathroom mirror, wearing a black trench coat tied up, a blue shirt, and a navy tie with thin red and white stripes. my ginger curly hair is still a bit wet and falls over my shoulders. the strap of a bright red tote bag is visible
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peremptorytiger.bsky.social
‘if Ania Magliano and i in a room’ yeah so true alice
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
i haven’t seen any of Taskmaster yet but have concluded that if Ania Magliano and i in a room something in the universe would collapse

what do you mean she’s a fake ginger tie-wearing curly-haired bisexual who went to Cambridge that has a boyfriend with the same name as mine
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
bisexual anthem. got a lot of time for this diva
F**K EVERYONE
open.spotify.com
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
ohh i've just placed this feeling and i think it's born out of a past obsession with this song – that track sounds like a faded, wordless impression of Acetate swirling around my subconscious

music is cool
Acetate
open.spotify.com
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
this sounds like the memory of a memory of damp, lush walks back from coffee with a friend on cold and golden autumn days in a place and time you no longer live and have since mythologised
Spotify – Web Player
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peremptorytiger.bsky.social
have tweeted three times about taylor swift since the new album came out which isn’t actually a lot but it feels like a lot to me and maybe to you so i am sorry if so but these very big cultural moments fascinate me particularly when the art is poor
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
(i would just post the v good video i saw that lays it all out for you but the creator has downloads disabled. iirc posting a tiktok link you click with your phone doesn’t actually let you see videos without an account so if you want to see maybe use desktop) vm.tiktok.com/ZNdtVdCVY/
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
of course, not surprising from a billionaire. but this is a very silly move

or it’s not! because fans are just clapping back claiming it’s obviously *just* CGI, which she’s done before. it’s very much not just CGI
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
right now, taylor swift’s team is releasing multiple YouTube shorts with puzzles in for fans to solve

…they’re made with AI. objects will change from one frame to another, text is blurry, and it’s got that telltale sheen

surprising from someone who famously cares a lot about having work stolen
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thejoegriffin.bsky.social
IMHO, the posters for After the Hunt look like ads for Marks & Spencers' autumn range.
Julia Roberts in a tweed jacket Andrew Garfield in a denim shirt
peremptorytiger.bsky.social
and yeah, i’ll bite: it’s weird that this flavour of reactionary anti-intellectualism and chronic self-victimisation lines up with her hanging out with MAGA freaks, isn’t it

don’t even get me started on the ‘good thing i like my friends cancelled’ song. dire, dire stuff