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tyler
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we gotta start dunking on the homies too im afraid
very easy (and fun!) to dunk on rich idiots but 'go to tik tok and see for yourself' is a thing i have heard a disspiriting number of real people in my real life say
Kim Kardashian says the Moon landing was fake

"Go to TikTok ... see for yourself ... Why is the flag blowing? ... Why are there no stars?"

NASA responds:

"Yes, we've been to the Moon before ... six times"
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New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
fuck it, sure. whatever.
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
www.wapt.com
i wanna shoot mico with a gun
my campus' budget is currently so shredded that we no longer have trash collection in the office but you fuckin bet i have an enterprise gpt license i'm never gonna use.
the way public universities, forever too cash-strapped to pay instructors, will just light cash on fire for every passing edtech bauble is really incredible
“CSU-GPT launched as part of the CSU Ignites AI event earlier this month. It is a general-purpose platform unique to the university that is designed to help with productivity, writing and brainstorming for all campus members.”
CSU takes next steps into AI with launch of CSU-GPT
At a recent campus event, Colorado State University leaders announced the soft launch of a new, general purpose artificial intelligence platform available to all students, faculty and staff.
source.colostate.edu
if one battle after another had had a 3D paddleball interlude it would have made back its budget.
my new purity test for democrats is i won't vote for you unless you agree to jail comedians for posting clips of their crowd work to instagram.
frankenstein in 35 mm tonight 😌
can't stop thinking about the fake scorsese jonestown movie from the studio. we need to make that not fake because i would watch the hell out of that movie.
deploy the national guard on linkedin
hey fuck this
UPDATE: The Trump administration has dispatched more than 100 federal agents, including from U.S. Customs and Border Protection, to Alameda and they will begin to arrive Thursday, according to a source.
Exclusive: Major federal immigration operation headed to San Francisco Bay Area
More than 100 federal agents, including some from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and U.S. Customs and Border Protection to Alameda base.
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no body tea is worth the insult of short-form vertical video with animated captioning.
when u wanna thirst follow but he's a podcaster 😔
huge fan of your tuesdays
there's a raw is law joke to be made here but i'm walking away
general strike obviously but more immediately tax strike i'm simply not paying for this dogshit.
do americans know that in most other places government's don't just....shut down?