Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
Poll:
Which n95 or better mask feels most comfortable and safe for you to wear for 8+ hours?
Which n95 or better mask feels most comfortable and safe for you to wear for 8+ hours?
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Poll:
Which n95 or better mask feels most comfortable and safe for you to wear for 8+ hours?
Which n95 or better mask feels most comfortable and safe for you to wear for 8+ hours?
You surrreee this is true about cops in USA? 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You surrreee this is true about cops in USA? 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Call Your Representatives!!!
They’re rich so they would love some voicemails from the poors to joke with each other about today.
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They’re rich so they would love some voicemails from the poors to joke with each other about today.
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December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Call Your Representatives!!!
They’re rich so they would love some voicemails from the poors to joke with each other about today.
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They’re rich so they would love some voicemails from the poors to joke with each other about today.
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No one masking.
Everyone coughing.
Cool society.
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Everyone coughing.
Cool society.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No one masking.
Everyone coughing.
Cool society.
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Everyone coughing.
Cool society.
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HELP COMING
For those Americans who UNEMPLOYED or POOR, don’t worry, we are working on a way to help more of you be productive and contributing Americans again very soon!*
*inTheConcentrationCamps
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For those Americans who UNEMPLOYED or POOR, don’t worry, we are working on a way to help more of you be productive and contributing Americans again very soon!*
*inTheConcentrationCamps
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December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
HELP COMING
For those Americans who UNEMPLOYED or POOR, don’t worry, we are working on a way to help more of you be productive and contributing Americans again very soon!*
*inTheConcentrationCamps
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For those Americans who UNEMPLOYED or POOR, don’t worry, we are working on a way to help more of you be productive and contributing Americans again very soon!*
*inTheConcentrationCamps
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Grocery prices keep going up..
..I think we need to raise tariffs some more to bring them down.
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..I think we need to raise tariffs some more to bring them down.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Grocery prices keep going up..
..I think we need to raise tariffs some more to bring them down.
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..I think we need to raise tariffs some more to bring them down.
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Raise your hand if you’re STILL MASKING against airborne viruses.*
*and also wearing Jean shorts today 🙋🏻♂️
#JeanShortsWeather
*and also wearing Jean shorts today 🙋🏻♂️
#JeanShortsWeather
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Raise your hand if you’re STILL MASKING against airborne viruses.*
*and also wearing Jean shorts today 🙋🏻♂️
#JeanShortsWeather
*and also wearing Jean shorts today 🙋🏻♂️
#JeanShortsWeather
Nostalgic Pandemic Moments:
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nostalgic Pandemic Moments:
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Public Health? Profit Health.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Public Health? Profit Health.
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Learned from the Pandemic:
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Learned from the Pandemic:
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
When I was a kid I didn’t spend my whole day on a screen.
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I was a kid I didn’t spend my whole day on a screen.
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
NEW Product Idea
Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NEW Product Idea
Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Why didn’t you learn to code?
You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why didn’t you learn to code?
You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You live in a police state. Your “freedoms” are based on whim. You believe the lies that keep you fighting each other rather than your captors.
#CoolSociety
#CoolSociety
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You live in a police state. Your “freedoms” are based on whim. You believe the lies that keep you fighting each other rather than your captors.
#CoolSociety
#CoolSociety
Society that knows your death and illness is preventable but you’re just not worth that effort.
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#CoolSociety
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#CoolSociety
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Society that knows your death and illness is preventable but you’re just not worth that effort.
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#CoolSociety
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#CoolSociety
.. but we will commute to work today ...like any other day...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
.. but we will commute to work today ...like any other day...
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BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM