Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
Nostalgic Pandemic Moments:
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nostalgic Pandemic Moments:
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
Finding out your closest friends, family, and neighbors are all eugenicists assholes.
um.. awkwaaaaaard
60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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49% of employed Americans have to go into debt to afford healthcare.
50% of American workers are paid less than $35,000 annually
… these Americans did not learn to code when we told them to.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Public Health? Profit Health.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Public Health? Profit Health.
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Learned from the Pandemic:
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Learned from the Pandemic:
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
Kids, doctors, and leftists can’t spread deadly viruses to vulnerable people.
When I was a kid I didn’t spend my whole day on a screen.
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I was a kid I didn’t spend my whole day on a screen.
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
Why don’t kids play outside in the microplastics anymore?
#GoOutside
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
NEW Product Idea
Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NEW Product Idea
Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Bioweapon that’s safe for all kids.
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Why didn’t you learn to code?
You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why didn’t you learn to code?
You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You thought lunch was going to cost only $11 forever?
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You live in a police state. Your “freedoms” are based on whim. You believe the lies that keep you fighting each other rather than your captors.
#CoolSociety
#CoolSociety
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You live in a police state. Your “freedoms” are based on whim. You believe the lies that keep you fighting each other rather than your captors.
#CoolSociety
#CoolSociety
Society that knows your death and illness is preventable but you’re just not worth that effort.
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#CoolSociety
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#CoolSociety
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Society that knows your death and illness is preventable but you’re just not worth that effort.
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#CoolSociety
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#CoolSociety
.. but we will commute to work today ...like any other day...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
.. but we will commute to work today ...like any other day...
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BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
THANKSGIVING PLANS 🇺🇸
Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
THANKSGIVING PLANS 🇺🇸
Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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“Detention center” ?
.. you mean the concentration camp?
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.. you mean the concentration camp?
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November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Detention center” ?
.. you mean the concentration camp?
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.. you mean the concentration camp?
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“GrOceRiEsss aRE sOoooo ExpeNsIVe !!!”
-person who didn’t learn to code
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-person who didn’t learn to code
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November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“GrOceRiEsss aRE sOoooo ExpeNsIVe !!!”
-person who didn’t learn to code
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-person who didn’t learn to code
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What do we do if the poors start acting up?
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November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What do we do if the poors start acting up?
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MESSAGE to Newly Laid Off Americans
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
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#ForeverMeansForever
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
MESSAGE to Newly Laid Off Americans
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
Who else outside enjoying the holiday jean shorts weather ? 🙋🏻♂️
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November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Who else outside enjoying the holiday jean shorts weather ? 🙋🏻♂️
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Im saving up this month to invest in a burrito.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Im saving up this month to invest in a burrito.
$$$$
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Why didn’t the Democrats just use their Hurricane machines to win the Shutdown? 🤔
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November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why didn’t the Democrats just use their Hurricane machines to win the Shutdown? 🤔
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Ok That’s IT!
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ok That’s IT!
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF