Peter Moore
@petercmoore.bsky.social
Award-winning artist. Professional rapper. Actor. Director. Writer. Part-time database administrator. Pronouns: us/that
Darts players. Give yourself an advantage by putting clown shoes on your opponent while they're asleep. When they step up to the oche they will be a lot further from the board than you.
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Darts players. Give yourself an advantage by putting clown shoes on your opponent while they're asleep. When they step up to the oche they will be a lot further from the board than you.
Reposted by Peter Moore
1964: A CURIOUS CASE OF BLACK MAGIC IN NORFOLK is a brilliant wee slice of folk horror.
1964: A Curious Case of Black Magic in Norfolk | Tonight | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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December 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
1964: A CURIOUS CASE OF BLACK MAGIC IN NORFOLK is a brilliant wee slice of folk horror.
Joseph Spence : Santa Claus is Coming to Town
YouTube video by Mr Kleeg
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December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Peter Moore
Never cover a judge in books
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Never cover a judge in books
You should never employ a teething toddler as a stunt person. They take too many rusks.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You should never employ a teething toddler as a stunt person. They take too many rusks.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Bluesky users: "this place is much better than Twitter. We are so much more accepting, less petty, and non-judgmental".
Also Bluesky users: "if you do Whamaggedon, you're a cunt".
Also Bluesky users: "if you do Whamaggedon, you're a cunt".
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bluesky users: "this place is much better than Twitter. We are so much more accepting, less petty, and non-judgmental".
Also Bluesky users: "if you do Whamaggedon, you're a cunt".
Also Bluesky users: "if you do Whamaggedon, you're a cunt".
You can tell how old a person is by cutting them in half and counting the growth rings.
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You can tell how old a person is by cutting them in half and counting the growth rings.
You say "potato" and I say "potato".
I say "tomato" and you say "tomato".
"Potato", "potato", "tomato", "tomato"
For fuck's sake, stop repeating everything I say. Are you four years old, for crying out loud? Just stop it.
I say "tomato" and you say "tomato".
"Potato", "potato", "tomato", "tomato"
For fuck's sake, stop repeating everything I say. Are you four years old, for crying out loud? Just stop it.
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You say "potato" and I say "potato".
I say "tomato" and you say "tomato".
"Potato", "potato", "tomato", "tomato"
For fuck's sake, stop repeating everything I say. Are you four years old, for crying out loud? Just stop it.
I say "tomato" and you say "tomato".
"Potato", "potato", "tomato", "tomato"
For fuck's sake, stop repeating everything I say. Are you four years old, for crying out loud? Just stop it.
Yesterday I was intimidated by hundreds of pigeons on Andover high street. This morning a starling attacked me in my bedroom. WTF?
#UpYoursDuMaurier
#UpYoursDuMaurier
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yesterday I was intimidated by hundreds of pigeons on Andover high street. This morning a starling attacked me in my bedroom. WTF?
#UpYoursDuMaurier
#UpYoursDuMaurier
Reposted by Peter Moore
Farage says, "I didn't wear them (masks) last time, and I won't wear them this time" and dismisses mask mandates as "rubbish".
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Farage says, "I didn't wear them (masks) last time, and I won't wear them this time" and dismisses mask mandates as "rubbish".
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Remember, you can't spell "Christmas" without some of the letters from the word "chocolate". So, think on that!
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Remember, you can't spell "Christmas" without some of the letters from the word "chocolate". So, think on that!
Pigs in blankets.
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pigs in blankets.
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Got a house worth £2.5 million?
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Got a house worth £2.5 million?
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
Reposted by Peter Moore
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
Reposted by Peter Moore
"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
Looking forward to seeing my JustEatWrapped summary of this year's takeaways...
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Looking forward to seeing my JustEatWrapped summary of this year's takeaways...
Aw man. RIP to The Colonel, Steve Cropper
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
Soul Man - Sam & Dave | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
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December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Aw man. RIP to The Colonel, Steve Cropper
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
No, I don't accept that yacht rock is a genuine genre of music.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No, I don't accept that yacht rock is a genuine genre of music.
Please note the cattle farm no longer has any castrated males.
Steer clear.
Steer clear.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Please note the cattle farm no longer has any castrated males.
Steer clear.
Steer clear.
Happy Birthday to St Andrew and all the Scotch people celebrating when he drove the haggis out of England.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy Birthday to St Andrew and all the Scotch people celebrating when he drove the haggis out of England.
The roadies' and sound engineers' football team lines up in a 2-2-1-2-1-2 formation.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The roadies' and sound engineers' football team lines up in a 2-2-1-2-1-2 formation.
RIP Jimmy Cliff
One more river to cross...
One more river to cross...
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff
One more river to cross...
One more river to cross...
TFW you remember that Tortoise have released a new album after nearly 10 years... open.spotify.com/album/38xLFA...
Touch
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
TFW you remember that Tortoise have released a new album after nearly 10 years... open.spotify.com/album/38xLFA...