Petey Piranha
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Imagine my surprise finding out One Battle After Another does not mainly take place on a toilet
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Imagine my surprise finding out One Battle After Another does not mainly take place on a toilet
"It: Welcome to Derry"? I thought the whole point was that it WASN'T!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"It: Welcome to Derry"? I thought the whole point was that it WASN'T!!
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Trump is literally a Trump/Mamdani voter.
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump is literally a Trump/Mamdani voter.
Extry, extry! Read all about it!
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else - Hard Drive
HOUSTON — Fans from all over the country have reported that one of the most exciting and innovative features of the new... Continue this tale
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November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Extry, extry! Read all about it!
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
hard-drive.net/pokemon-lege...
hard-drive.net/pokemon-lege...
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else - Hard Drive
HOUSTON — Fans from all over the country have reported that one of the most exciting and innovative features of the new... Continue this tale
hard-drive.net
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
hard-drive.net/pokemon-lege...
hard-drive.net/pokemon-lege...
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
There's never been a cooler name than "Yahya Abdul-Mateen"
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There's never been a cooler name than "Yahya Abdul-Mateen"
Guy on the subway is listening to something while mouthing "WHAT?" and shaking his head. Have to assume it's the Mein Kampf audiobook
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Guy on the subway is listening to something while mouthing "WHAT?" and shaking his head. Have to assume it's the Mein Kampf audiobook
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Sakurai Adds Waluigi to Kirby Air Riders - Hard Drive hard-drive.net/sakurai-adds...
Sakurai Adds Waluigi to Kirby Air Riders - Hard Drive
TOKYO — In a recent Nintendo Direct, director Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that, after decades of speculation and demand, he would finally add... Read the full masterpiece
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November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I have yet to meet anyone who likes the Avatar movies or cares that there’s another one coming out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I have yet to meet anyone who likes the Avatar movies or cares that there’s another one coming out.
I call her Jupiter the way those thangs get me stupider
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I call her Jupiter the way those thangs get me stupider
Ok I thought everyone was being dramatic about "performative males" but I'm on the subway next to a guy with a pencil over his ear and an "I ❤️ Gorbachev" pin on his shirt. Mustache and leather case over the shoulder. I get it now
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ok I thought everyone was being dramatic about "performative males" but I'm on the subway next to a guy with a pencil over his ear and an "I ❤️ Gorbachev" pin on his shirt. Mustache and leather case over the shoulder. I get it now
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A house buggin' against itself cannot stand
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A house buggin' against itself cannot stand
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November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Journalism job app Ice cream man
job app
🤝
A proven track record of scoops
job app
🤝
A proven track record of scoops
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Canada winning the World Series this year is what America deserves tbh
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Canada winning the World Series this year is what America deserves tbh
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Why watch the remake of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle when you could watch The Hand That Cradles the Rock, otherwise known as basketball?
October 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Why watch the remake of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle when you could watch The Hand That Cradles the Rock, otherwise known as basketball?
REAL NEWS IS SO BACK, BABY
Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been “charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the Mafia,” sources told ABC News
NBA head coach charged in illegal poker operation
Heat guard Terry Rozier was arrested in a separate but related betting case.
www.goodmorningamerica.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
REAL NEWS IS SO BACK, BABY
Just saw an organ donation ad that says "we know you have it in you". Why does it sound like they're on my doorstep with knives
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just saw an organ donation ad that says "we know you have it in you". Why does it sound like they're on my doorstep with knives
Oh I get it. It's called A24 because A 24 year old will talk your ear off about it
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh I get it. It's called A24 because A 24 year old will talk your ear off about it
Modern pop artists are named things like 'Madison Beer' and 'Addison Rae'... well brother, hand me a BEER because I've HADDISON a long DAE!
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Modern pop artists are named things like 'Madison Beer' and 'Addison Rae'... well brother, hand me a BEER because I've HADDISON a long DAE!