SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Gabo, Gabi, Gabster
Pronombre: él
Altura: 1.86
Sexualidad: heterosexual
Calzado: 29
Signo: ♊
Fuma: no
Piercings: no
Tatús: no
Color fav: negro/gris
Bebida fav: café/malteada de chocolate
Comida fav: tacos al pastor
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Gabo, Gabi, Gabster
Pronombre: él
Altura: 1.86
Sexualidad: heterosexual
Calzado: 29
Signo: ♊
Fuma: no
Piercings: no
Tatús: no
Color fav: negro/gris
Bebida fav: café/malteada de chocolate
Comida fav: tacos al pastor
Animal fav: mapache
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO
(nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Karli me decía mija o cabrona 😭
Pronombres: ella/elle
Altura: 1.59😭
Sexualidad: 🍞
Calzado: 24
Signo: 🐏
Fuma: no
Piercings: 1 en 👂🏽
Tatus : nop
Color fav: café
Bebida fav: vodka/whisky/café
Comida fav: chilaquiles(?
Animal fav: 🪳
(nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Karli me decía mija o cabrona 😭
Pronombres: ella/elle
Altura: 1.59😭
Sexualidad: 🍞
Calzado: 24
Signo: 🐏
Fuma: no
Piercings: 1 en 👂🏽
Tatus : nop
Color fav: café
Bebida fav: vodka/whisky/café
Comida fav: chilaquiles(?
Animal fav: 🪳
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Esquire the turkey needs no pardon. His freedom comes from the Lord himself
Ocean State Media on Instagram: "Have you seen the famous Providence turkey roaming around? Comment where you have spotted him ⬇️ 🦃
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Wild turkeys are thriving in Providence, thanks to a successful reintroduction program led by the University of Rhode Island. Researchers are studying their behavior and habitats to gain a deeper unde...
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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Esquire the turkey needs no pardon. His freedom comes from the Lord himself
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
Whoops I accidentally lived long enough to see the Herald become the less racist Boston paper
Very disappointing to see @bostonglobe.com running a piece from Richard Hanania today.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whoops I accidentally lived long enough to see the Herald become the less racist Boston paper
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“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
Literally nothing more British than hopping on Ryanair to another country and then rioting about immigrants
Turistas británicos turistificadores y de extrema derecha saliendo de mani islamófoba vestidos de combatientes de Hamás enarbolando union jacks por las calles de Benidorm.
What a time.
What a time.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Literally nothing more British than hopping on Ryanair to another country and then rioting about immigrants
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One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
My normie sister-in-law sailed to first place in her suburban school board elections along with a slate of other progressive candidates. Today feels like the first time you see a crocus blooming through the snow and you know that spring is rising from the dead of winter
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My normie sister-in-law sailed to first place in her suburban school board elections along with a slate of other progressive candidates. Today feels like the first time you see a crocus blooming through the snow and you know that spring is rising from the dead of winter
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp
Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily.
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Jordanistan's comment on "These guys lighting a mortar shell in their garage."
Explore this conversation and more from the WTF community
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October 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
So everyone's concerned about the people's house and destroying history and yeah sure, all that, whatever, but also...
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
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Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump".
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
María Corina Machado tells Trump of her appreciation for "what he's doing... around the world for peace".
www.bbc.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump".
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
Professional dog trainer here: this dog is wearing an electronic collar and very clearly receives a mild “correction.” I’m not going to comment on whether I agree with this style of training but it’s incredibly widespread and not uncommon at all.
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Professional dog trainer here: this dog is wearing an electronic collar and very clearly receives a mild “correction.” I’m not going to comment on whether I agree with this style of training but it’s incredibly widespread and not uncommon at all.
If you write, workshop your writing with younger friends. And if you don’t have younger friends, make some.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you write, workshop your writing with younger friends. And if you don’t have younger friends, make some.
New conspiracy theory: Gifted ed classes were just an excuse to pull all of the most annoying kids out of the classroom once a week so the teacher could take a break
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
New conspiracy theory: Gifted ed classes were just an excuse to pull all of the most annoying kids out of the classroom once a week so the teacher could take a break
Maybe they’ll feel better about it when they find out that Bunny is short for Benito
MAGA shitting its pants because NFL has selected Puerto Rican-born 12-time Latin Grammy winner Bad Bunny (Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasi) for SuperBowl halftime
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/a...
Bad Bunny Will Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Maybe they’ll feel better about it when they find out that Bunny is short for Benito