Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
Pinned
if we end up leaving this place, like we end up leaving every place sooner or later...
find me with the same username pretty much everywhere
i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
find me with the same username pretty much everywhere
i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
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And since I'm here, Han and Chewie don't know shit about the Falcon. Between the two of them, they just keep breaking things until a droid fixes it one way or another.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And since I'm here, Han and Chewie don't know shit about the Falcon. Between the two of them, they just keep breaking things until a droid fixes it one way or another.
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I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
61. “12 parsecs” is not a goof. Han Solo is bullshitting. You can read it in the way Alec Guinness reacts to the line. He knows he’s taking them for a ride, but they don’t have any better options.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
61. “12 parsecs” is not a goof. Han Solo is bullshitting. You can read it in the way Alec Guinness reacts to the line. He knows he’s taking them for a ride, but they don’t have any better options.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. State & federal regulations tariffs and assorted nonsense have ruined the industry and will continue to do so for years to come. I’m trying to get out and do something new, please help or share before I’m totally wrecked.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. State & federal regulations tariffs and assorted nonsense have ruined the industry and will continue to do so for years to come. I’m trying to get out and do something new, please help or share before I’m totally wrecked.
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it's funny that "the tragedy of the commons" was essentially a myth created so that private ownership and corporations could seize control of the commons to actually create the tragedy
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it's funny that "the tragedy of the commons" was essentially a myth created so that private ownership and corporations could seize control of the commons to actually create the tragedy
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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
I’ve been standing on every street corner in hell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
I’ve been standing on every street corner in hell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
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"the Brits deliberately starved that many people to death in India between 1880 and 1920 alone, so what does that imply about-" stop stop stop I said not to ask that!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"the Brits deliberately starved that many people to death in India between 1880 and 1920 alone, so what does that imply about-" stop stop stop I said not to ask that!!!!!!
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@mercoglianos.bsky.social is having a hard time recognizing that the US Navy can't respond to pirates in the Caribbean because it's so busy conducting piracy in the Caribbean.
The Real Pirates of the Caribbean...and Somalia...and Hormuz | Where is the Coast Guard & Navy?
Video: youtu.be/i4GYvVcRjCQ
Video: youtu.be/i4GYvVcRjCQ
The Real Pirates of the Caribbean...and Somalia...and Hormuz | Where is the Coast Guard & Navy?
YouTube video by What's Going on With Shipping?
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
@mercoglianos.bsky.social is having a hard time recognizing that the US Navy can't respond to pirates in the Caribbean because it's so busy conducting piracy in the Caribbean.
@mercoglianos.bsky.social is having a hard time recognizing that the US Navy can't respond to pirates in the Caribbean because it's so busy conducting piracy in the Caribbean.
The Real Pirates of the Caribbean...and Somalia...and Hormuz | Where is the Coast Guard & Navy?
Video: youtu.be/i4GYvVcRjCQ
Video: youtu.be/i4GYvVcRjCQ
The Real Pirates of the Caribbean...and Somalia...and Hormuz | Where is the Coast Guard & Navy?
YouTube video by What's Going on With Shipping?
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
@mercoglianos.bsky.social is having a hard time recognizing that the US Navy can't respond to pirates in the Caribbean because it's so busy conducting piracy in the Caribbean.
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Today is Sextidi the 26th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Sextidi the 26th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
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In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.
Heavy metal is healing teens on the Blackfeet Nation - High Country News
In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.
buff.ly
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.
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Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
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Stop looking at me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Stop looking at me.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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PIRC has a few more Migra watch trainings coming up - one virtual and one in person. This is a great way to help respond to ICE showing up in your neighborhood.
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
PIRC | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
PIRC has a few more Migra watch trainings coming up - one virtual and one in person. This is a great way to help respond to ICE showing up in your neighborhood.
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
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deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
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Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
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oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
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![Hagai Palevsky (he/him)
@dialhforhagai.bsky.social
[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]
I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads "my name is Ozymandias
I'm the king of kings and you shall look on my works and despair"
Aug 31, 2023 at 1:54 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfukdofypfn6zocsq64bteej/bafkreiczz2ufnfebusdgkk4wx52jxe7gbg525fgw3yysmwps5neproiizu@jpeg)