Johnny Brainwash
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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
if we end up leaving this place, like we end up leaving every place sooner or later...

find me with the same username pretty much everywhere

i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Tangential, but my friends got an Uncle Tupelo show shut down for moshing too hard.

I don't think I was involved because I was waaaayy too stoned, but I can't say for sure because, well, you know
riothobbit.bsky.social
i knocked a guy out at a christian ska show in a church so that was fun.
quietblkgrl.blacksky.app
What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Tangential, but my friends got an Uncle Tupelo show shut down for moshing too hard.

I don't think I was involved because I was waaaayy too stoned, but I can't say for sure because, well, you know
riothobbit.bsky.social
i knocked a guy out at a christian ska show in a church so that was fun.
quietblkgrl.blacksky.app
What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
I'll always remember the lady who wrote a letter to the editor that George Washington didn't need any foreigners to defend our freedom and so we didn't either.

bcc: Marquis de Lafayette, Comte de Rochambeau, Comte de Grasse, Baron Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Freiherr von Steuben
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
When I lived in Idaho in the 90s, there was a vocal faction who were enraged that NATO members were sending planes and pilots to train at this base. We didn't need all these foreigners, they said.

Building an entire facility for Arab pilots is a diplomatic incident waiting to happen.
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The US is going to host a Qatari air base in Idaho which is somehow fine but Mexican immigrants are somehow not
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
I'll always remember the lady who wrote a letter to the editor that George Washington didn't need any foreigners to defend our freedom and so we didn't either.

bcc: Marquis de Lafayette, Comte de Rochambeau, Comte de Grasse, Baron Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Freiherr von Steuben
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
When I lived in Idaho in the 90s, there was a vocal faction who were enraged that NATO members were sending planes and pilots to train at this base. We didn't need all these foreigners, they said.

Building an entire facility for Arab pilots is a diplomatic incident waiting to happen.
chanda.blacksky.app
The US is going to host a Qatari air base in Idaho which is somehow fine but Mexican immigrants are somehow not
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
is the ai machine trying to get our attention? is it crying out for help?
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
OK, the obvious ones are Willamette, Couch, and of course Oregon.

When I lived in Idaho, it was the nearby towns of Kooskia and Kamiah.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
OK, the obvious ones are Willamette, Couch, and of course Oregon.

When I lived in Idaho, it was the nearby towns of Kooskia and Kamiah.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
meh, bunnies can't count that high anyway
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mamatried.bsky.social
do you have an extra $20 but feel immobilized by the number of Gaza fundraisers you see in your feed that all deserve support?

feel free to take this post as your sign to give the $20 to the next one you see
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johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
if we end up leaving this place, like we end up leaving every place sooner or later...

find me with the same username pretty much everywhere

i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
if we end up leaving this place, like we end up leaving every place sooner or later...

find me with the same username pretty much everywhere

i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Nah, you're still kind of right. This all has the feel of a shaky regime trying to scrounge up whatever force they can muster, rather than a confident and consolidated regime that can reliably commit forces as desired.
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3098 brings the snacks
A bunny is in a dark dungeon, on one side of a bolted wooden door. On the other side of the door, seen through a barred window in the door, a giant, amorphous monster is visible, with green tentacles and a giant eyeball. The bunny has brought a bucket of fish for the creature to eat.
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
sometimes you have to wait in line
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wolfkinzttrpg.bsky.social
Do you hate Nazis? Do you like vampires? Have you always wondered how WWII would have gone if we had dropped super soldier vampire agents into the heart of Axis territory and let them run wild? If so, you're going to LOVE this. #EatTheReich #ttrpg #werewolfkinzcon

youtu.be/FfTxqsp0sb4
Eat the Reich - Last Nazi in Paris - Horror TTRPG Event - Werewolfkinz Con 2025
YouTube video by WolfkinzTTRPG
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levostregc.bsky.social
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes.
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Today is Tridi the 13th of Vendémiaire in the year 234.
Vendémiaire is the month of vintage.
Today we celebrate winter squash.#JacobinDay

More information on winter squash
An old time-y illustration of a Winter squash.
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
fridge cleaning day for me often means it's time for the regional delicacy, refrigerator soup
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
phillewis.bsky.social
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
"Yeah, uh, thanks bro, I guess my question is just uh, like, I don't get it. What does it mean, bro?"
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ilinca.bsky.social
“one and three benches”
Not quite a Joseph Kosuth, but look at the mossy patches underneath this bench, pretending to be a second shadow.
 Wooden bench against green grassy patch and concrete sidewalk