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phantomouji.bsky.social
Jo 🦭
@phantomouji.bsky.social
he/him ・ 🏳️‍⚧️ ・ semi aquatic animal enjoyer ・ posting art, cosplay and ramble about my whimsical life
Time for a seally swim swim

#sealart #sealartwork #artist #cuteart
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 PM
with each passing year i‘m turning more german. i really enjoy different kind of bread especially the darker bread.
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Jo 🦭
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
When will I learn that I’ll upset my tummy everytime I try to min-max an All You Can Eat restaurant 😭
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Ich wurd heute das erste mal von einem Kind gesiezt 😭 (Zmd war es ein Kompliment. Sie hat gesagt dass sie meine Haare und Augen pretty findet)
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Do you know the line between overexplaining and just wanted to be understood so you try to explain yourself… Or are you normal?
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Kennt irgendjemand einen Psychiater/Neurologen der in Raum Düsseldorf ADHS Medikamente verschreiben kann? Es ist frustrierend die ganze Zeit zu telefonieren nur um zu hören dass sie entwedet keine Termine haben oder keine ADHS Meds verschreiben können.
January 26, 2026 at 10:04 AM
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Updated Matcha Bewertungs Thread 🍵
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i feel really emo with this new hair color
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I went for a swim today after a long time bc it helps with my shoulder pain. Maybe I‘m trying to do it weekly or every two weeks.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Leute beschweren sich dass Kraftklub Konzerte zu politisch sind… HÖREN WIR DIE GLEICHE BAND????
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Ross Seal painting, the least well known seal
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
After 4 years I decided to decorate my workbag so it‘s a little whimsical. I‘m tired being a corporate looking person 🥲
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Rest in piece Neal The Sneal and 2 Neal 2 Sneal 🤧 We gonna miss you
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Seals makes me so happy 🥺
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I don‘t have any maternal instincts when it comes to human babies… but animal babies on the otherhand… 👀 (especially marine mammals babies)
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 AM
what if we are two baby seals drifting on the ice floe? 👉🏻👈🏻

#sealart #seal #sealillustration
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
my new year resolution for this year like every year: stop being a people pleaser and be meaner
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
my bf is such a darling. he treated me boba bc i‘m having a bad day 😭🥺
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Ich bin halt echt mad, weil mehrere Leute (!!!) Böller und auf Straße geworfen während ich gestern Auto gefahren bin (Und diese Kack Batterien. Da lagen mehrere vor unserer Einfahrt und waren noch am Brennen)
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Coole Idee die ich mir ausgedacht habe... Wie wärs wenn wir alle die privat Feuerwerkskörper kaufen zum Bund schicken? Wenn die Leute im Silvester ihre Kriegsfantasien spielen wollen, dann können sie auch in echt das mal erleben.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM