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Jo 🦭
@phantomouji.bsky.social
he/him ・ 🏳️‍⚧️ ・ semi aquatic animal enjoyer ・ crossposting about art and cosplay
I hope Sylvanian Family wont become overconsumption object like Jellycats bc I want to buy those in peace without feeling FOMO.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
If anybody wants to know the difference between a sea lion and a seal here is a thread 🤓
My biggest pet peeve as a seal enthusiast is that people can‘t tell the difference between a seal and a sea lion. Stop mixing sea lions into seal related videos. It‘s not that hard to see the difference between a seal and a sea lion!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
My biggest pet peeve as a seal enthusiast is that people can‘t tell the difference between a seal and a sea lion. Stop mixing sea lions into seal related videos. It‘s not that hard to see the difference between a seal and a sea lion!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Ich bekomme in letzter Zeit sehr viel Schnorchel Content selbst da ist der Großteil der Menschen Normschön und es wird zur einer Aesthetic gemacht. Gibt es kein Hobby wo das nicht gibt?? Frag für einen Freund einfach erschöpft ist von den Schönheitsstandarts.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I ordered a few charms for my artist table. Let‘s manifest that I‘m gonna get a table for some cons next year 🤞🏻
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I‘ll never understand people who generate AI drawings. I enjoy drawing and painting so much. Sometimes I don‘t even care about the result bc I enjoyed the process so much.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I‘m glad that I found time in the weekend to paint with water color.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Rewatching Hamilton with my bf bc he doesn‘t know anything about it. I got so emotional at the end of It’s Quiet Uptown.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
AAAHHHHAAAAAA egg
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I can‘t catch a break zur Zeit. Erst Schimmel im Schlafzimmer und jetzt tropft es unter der Spüle 😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Imagine… Everybody else hyperfixation are animes, tv shows, books or games but my hyperfixation are literally seals. Just seals (and other pinnipeds 🫶🏻)
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I just bought this baby shampoo bc there is a seal 😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Sometimes I dream about dumping my corporate job to be a seal caretaker in a seal rescue center
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I swear I‘m so glad that I got this diagnosis. Even though I suspected that I have ADHD for 10 years I didn‘t do anything bc I thought I didn‘t need it.
So people it‘s official. I got an ADHS Diagnosis!! 🦭
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
So people it‘s official. I got an ADHS Diagnosis!! 🦭
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Me everytime I interact with people: Is it my rusted social skills, my social anxiety or autism? Maybe all of Them? You never know.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by Jo 🦭
I can't stop thinking about the Suica penguin going to the ticket gate in the sky
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy Monday from construction worker seal

#seal #sealart #sillyart
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Ich habe einfach null impluskontrolle wenn ich in Ikea bin. Besonders der Kids bereich.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Seal Wizard is casting some really bad curses. Watch out.
#sealart #seal #sillyart #artwork #sealartwork
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by Jo 🦭
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mein größter Wunsch für mein silly Art ist, dass sich mein Art so gut verkauft, dass ich irgendwann Charity Art Aktionen machen kann und der Erlös geht an einer Seehund/Robben Station oder an Aktivisten die sich für Artenerhaltung für gefährtete Seehunde/Robben einsetzt 🥺
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Chinese uncle behavior

#sillyart #otterart #otter #cuteart
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM