The natural assumption when I stop seeing a gym regular is not that they have moved or are ill but that they have achieved fitness and I am happy for them.
May 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The natural assumption when I stop seeing a gym regular is not that they have moved or are ill but that they have achieved fitness and I am happy for them.
Daylight savings can’t fool me. I know the true time!!!!
March 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Daylight savings can’t fool me. I know the true time!!!!
Only Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars could get me to commit to watching
March 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Only Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars could get me to commit to watching
Women’s restrooms are a scam!!!!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Women’s restrooms are a scam!!!!!
Men that work out in street clothes are terrifying because what are you training for in timbs and khakis?
February 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Men that work out in street clothes are terrifying because what are you training for in timbs and khakis?
A vocalist that I don’t think gets enough credit for how amazing she is is Kelly Clarkson. Don’t think we’ve found a song she can’t body yet.
February 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A vocalist that I don’t think gets enough credit for how amazing she is is Kelly Clarkson. Don’t think we’ve found a song she can’t body yet.
Health is exhausting
February 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Health is exhausting
A lot of people order based on visuals instead of ingredients and that’s where they fuck up
January 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A lot of people order based on visuals instead of ingredients and that’s where they fuck up
Some men at the gym are just too big and I feel a loved one hasn’t informed them that they’ve done enough and should stop
December 23, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Some men at the gym are just too big and I feel a loved one hasn’t informed them that they’ve done enough and should stop
Some people have a terrible gum to tooth ratio and I hate that for them
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Some people have a terrible gum to tooth ratio and I hate that for them
Smoking a cigarette immediately after leaving the gym is crazy behavior
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Smoking a cigarette immediately after leaving the gym is crazy behavior
My grandma called while I was taking a zoom call from my phone. I should have merged the calls.
December 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
My grandma called while I was taking a zoom call from my phone. I should have merged the calls.
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My goal, aesthetically, is to look like organ music should start playing when I enter a room.
November 30, 2024 at 11:29 AM
My goal, aesthetically, is to look like organ music should start playing when I enter a room.
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All wine is mulled wine if you think about it long enough.
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 PM
All wine is mulled wine if you think about it long enough.
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(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
God rested too many of the merry gentlemen
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
God rested too many of the merry gentlemen
No one has more hate for a baby than a baby who thinks they’re a big kid
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
No one has more hate for a baby than a baby who thinks they’re a big kid
Do not wish me a happy Monday!!! It is never happy!!!
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Do not wish me a happy Monday!!! It is never happy!!!
I think there should be a highway just for babies in their little toy cars to drive on and get places
November 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I think there should be a highway just for babies in their little toy cars to drive on and get places
Willow Smith really made that song about whipping her hair while her mom had alopecia the whole time.
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Willow Smith really made that song about whipping her hair while her mom had alopecia the whole time.
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Vice President Harris' 2024 vote total — now sitting at 74.3 million votes and counting — has surpassed Trump's total in 2020 for the third-highest of all time, according to Axios.
The Trump-Harris popular vote margin is the narrowest since Bush vs. Gore in 2000. www.axios.com/newsletters/...
The Trump-Harris popular vote margin is the narrowest since Bush vs. Gore in 2000. www.axios.com/newsletters/...
Axios AM - 🗳 Harris' big Biden gap
www.axios.com
November 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Vice President Harris' 2024 vote total — now sitting at 74.3 million votes and counting — has surpassed Trump's total in 2020 for the third-highest of all time, according to Axios.
The Trump-Harris popular vote margin is the narrowest since Bush vs. Gore in 2000. www.axios.com/newsletters/...
The Trump-Harris popular vote margin is the narrowest since Bush vs. Gore in 2000. www.axios.com/newsletters/...
Just explained trad wife content to my 94 year old grandma. She laughed at the absurdity.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Just explained trad wife content to my 94 year old grandma. She laughed at the absurdity.
Trump saw the word “med” and put in the first doctor that came to mind
November 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Trump saw the word “med” and put in the first doctor that came to mind
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Rosanna Pansino reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes in new Instagram story:
“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
November 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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If there’s one thing Lacey Chabert is gonna do, it’s be in a Christmas movie
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If there’s one thing Lacey Chabert is gonna do, it’s be in a Christmas movie