phaz
@phasmatodean.bsky.social
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they/them (one thousand stick bugs in a trench coat)
they/them (one thousand stick bugs in a trench coat)
people talk mad shit about being an adult but i absolutely love it. yes i have to work and go to school and pay for things but i have so much freedom. i can cook my own delicious meal and eat it in my own space and have friends over on a school night. i can go on early morning walks. this is awesome
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
people talk mad shit about being an adult but i absolutely love it. yes i have to work and go to school and pay for things but i have so much freedom. i can cook my own delicious meal and eat it in my own space and have friends over on a school night. i can go on early morning walks. this is awesome
good morning everyone hug a tree today
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
good morning everyone hug a tree today
today i am grateful that it is the weekend! i have plenty to do: laundry, homework, and various chores, but i believe that i can manage it all and find time to enjoy myself.
yay weekend!!! salmon was on sale so we’re having that for dinner and im excited to make it 😁
yay weekend!!! salmon was on sale so we’re having that for dinner and im excited to make it 😁
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
today i am grateful that it is the weekend! i have plenty to do: laundry, homework, and various chores, but i believe that i can manage it all and find time to enjoy myself.
yay weekend!!! salmon was on sale so we’re having that for dinner and im excited to make it 😁
yay weekend!!! salmon was on sale so we’re having that for dinner and im excited to make it 😁
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September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
but yeah last night i made it through the ruins and hopefully i can play a little more tonight or this weekend
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
but yeah last night i made it through the ruins and hopefully i can play a little more tonight or this weekend
ohhh is it the one where the entire mf floor is those holes? you have to follow the leaf path in the floor below but WHY IS IT SO HARD TO REMEMBER THE PATH LMAOOO i would have the path in my head and then misstep and then get into a fight and almost crash out atp😭
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
ohhh is it the one where the entire mf floor is those holes? you have to follow the leaf path in the floor below but WHY IS IT SO HARD TO REMEMBER THE PATH LMAOOO i would have the path in my head and then misstep and then get into a fight and almost crash out atp😭
OMG i just started playing too!!! we are in this together
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
OMG i just started playing too!!! we are in this together
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
what i’m grateful for today: my stupid son
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
what i’m grateful for today: my stupid son
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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Overweight Penn State University freshman Kyle Norton cleared up any confusion about the future of his daily wardrobe Monday when he declared that, despite the recent drop in tempera...
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September 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
where’s the music about having a fridge full of groceries and affording rent comfortably
September 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
where’s the music about having a fridge full of groceries and affording rent comfortably
yall today i taught myself how to find an eigenvalue. now i can do anything
September 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
yall today i taught myself how to find an eigenvalue. now i can do anything
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If it involved firing him out of a Canon I would donate
September 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If it involved firing him out of a Canon I would donate
today i am so grateful for my friends and my home.
i feel true joy.
have a good evening everyone 🌕✨⭐️🌃
i feel true joy.
have a good evening everyone 🌕✨⭐️🌃
September 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
today i am so grateful for my friends and my home.
i feel true joy.
have a good evening everyone 🌕✨⭐️🌃
i feel true joy.
have a good evening everyone 🌕✨⭐️🌃
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JPEG!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JPEG!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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September 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i will always stand firm that my gender is in a quantum state of superposition, simultaneously male and female and perhaps neither too why not
which slit did the gender go through? well it went through both and im a boygirl girlboy
which slit did the gender go through? well it went through both and im a boygirl girlboy
my theory is that gender is a 3-axis spectrum, with the axis being:
Male <-> Female
Masculine <-> Femininind
Strong sense of gender <-> Weak/No sense of gender
And you basically can be anywhere along these in the 3D space.
Male <-> Female
Masculine <-> Femininind
Strong sense of gender <-> Weak/No sense of gender
And you basically can be anywhere along these in the 3D space.
Howdy! I’ve got a new @slate.com story, about some really fascinating work researcher @cantonwiner.bsky.social is doing around asexuality and a concept he coined called “gender detachment”
September 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i will always stand firm that my gender is in a quantum state of superposition, simultaneously male and female and perhaps neither too why not
which slit did the gender go through? well it went through both and im a boygirl girlboy
which slit did the gender go through? well it went through both and im a boygirl girlboy
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One of my cats stole a tortilla chip from a bowl on the table, carried it away, and is now delicately consuming it somewhere (I hear it) and I cannot even bring myself to be that concerned
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One of my cats stole a tortilla chip from a bowl on the table, carried it away, and is now delicately consuming it somewhere (I hear it) and I cannot even bring myself to be that concerned
y’all i locked in today. that’s all. im cool beans.
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
y’all i locked in today. that’s all. im cool beans.
good morning everyone!
happy friday!
i can do this today. i’m grateful for my partner and weed
happy friday!
i can do this today. i’m grateful for my partner and weed
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
good morning everyone!
happy friday!
i can do this today. i’m grateful for my partner and weed
happy friday!
i can do this today. i’m grateful for my partner and weed
good morning everyone!
i woke up to a beautiful sunrise this morning. i feel good and im getting stuff done. we can do this guys
i woke up to a beautiful sunrise this morning. i feel good and im getting stuff done. we can do this guys
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
good morning everyone!
i woke up to a beautiful sunrise this morning. i feel good and im getting stuff done. we can do this guys
i woke up to a beautiful sunrise this morning. i feel good and im getting stuff done. we can do this guys
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🎶The itsy bitsy spider DIED FROM A MASSIVE FUNGAL INFECTION🎶
Ooof this is prettty horrific 😳
#Cordycipitaceae: #Gibellula
Cary, NC, USA
Ooof this is prettty horrific 😳
#Cordycipitaceae: #Gibellula
Cary, NC, USA
September 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🎶The itsy bitsy spider DIED FROM A MASSIVE FUNGAL INFECTION🎶
Ooof this is prettty horrific 😳
#Cordycipitaceae: #Gibellula
Cary, NC, USA
Ooof this is prettty horrific 😳
#Cordycipitaceae: #Gibellula
Cary, NC, USA
this fucking rocks
September 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this fucking rocks
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stalactite son or stalagmite daughter?
September 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
stalactite son or stalagmite daughter?