Phil Dzikiy
@phildzikiy.bsky.social
writer editor yinzer. nyc. ignoring the discourse.
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Phil Dzikiy
@phildzikiy.bsky.social
· May 29
To me, most “posting” now is either futile or a slight variation on bits/takes that a bunch of other people are already doing - so that’s why I don’t post much anymore. It makes me feel like a cog in a boring, useless machine
Anyway I hope everyone is having a nice Wednesday
Anyway I hope everyone is having a nice Wednesday
Brock Purdy looks like he coulda been a kid on Stranger Things. Riding a bike to a spooky house lookin ass
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Brock Purdy looks like he coulda been a kid on Stranger Things. Riding a bike to a spooky house lookin ass
Not good
BREAKING NEWS: Maryland will keep Michael Locksley as its football coach in 2026, Athletic Director Jim Smith said.
Smith is committing more NIL funding to the Terrapins program for next year. Says he believes in the foundation.
The Terps have lost six in a row and are 4-6.
Smith is committing more NIL funding to the Terrapins program for next year. Says he believes in the foundation.
The Terps have lost six in a row and are 4-6.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not good
Not bad
Pens now 116-10-6 in the 132 times Sid and Geno have scored in the same game.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not bad
I'll always remember that the commercial for this game made it clear that if you "make just one mistake, you start all over again" and it was true! They used this as an actual selling point!
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'll always remember that the commercial for this game made it clear that if you "make just one mistake, you start all over again" and it was true! They used this as an actual selling point!
Got a big gig coming up, I’m doing stand-up for Shaq in an otherwise empty JCPenney
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Got a big gig coming up, I’m doing stand-up for Shaq in an otherwise empty JCPenney
I have the kind of brain where I see this and wonder if they named a tampon brand after either the Who song or the protagonist from the Genesis concept album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. Perhaps both, I think to myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have the kind of brain where I see this and wonder if they named a tampon brand after either the Who song or the protagonist from the Genesis concept album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. Perhaps both, I think to myself
These senior underwriters STAY calling me. They’re saying I’m qualified for new loans left and right, EVERY DAY! Ol’ Philsy is in DEMAND 😎
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
These senior underwriters STAY calling me. They’re saying I’m qualified for new loans left and right, EVERY DAY! Ol’ Philsy is in DEMAND 😎
“We noticed a new login”
Congratulations I guess! Thanks for noticing. Good job
Congratulations I guess! Thanks for noticing. Good job
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“We noticed a new login”
Congratulations I guess! Thanks for noticing. Good job
Congratulations I guess! Thanks for noticing. Good job
File under: K-shaped screenshots
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
File under: K-shaped screenshots
Evgeni Malkin is third among active players in total career penalty minutes. He's hundreds of PIM ahead of countryman Ovechkin despite playing 278 (!) fewer games. No other superstar forwards in the post-lockout era have been penalized like Malkin.
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Evgeni Malkin is third among active players in total career penalty minutes. He's hundreds of PIM ahead of countryman Ovechkin despite playing 278 (!) fewer games. No other superstar forwards in the post-lockout era have been penalized like Malkin.
10 more seconds and the Steelers win that on a Chris Boswell 60-yarder. Can’t learn anything from Thursday night games, just move on
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
10 more seconds and the Steelers win that on a Chris Boswell 60-yarder. Can’t learn anything from Thursday night games, just move on
Darnell Washington
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Darnell Washington
Like a foal being birthed and finding its way to the end zone
Trevor Lawrence, falls, gets back up, and runs it in for the go-ahead touchdown. 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Like a foal being birthed and finding its way to the end zone
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i'm not making a joke. i'm just here through muscle memory and posting addiction. there's genuinely no point to these places, they sap your time and and make you mad and make the most horrible people in the world a lot of money. that's the sum total of the experience.
October 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i'm not making a joke. i'm just here through muscle memory and posting addiction. there's genuinely no point to these places, they sap your time and and make you mad and make the most horrible people in the world a lot of money. that's the sum total of the experience.
Top three R.E.M. and it ain’t three
“It usually takes a few good years for me to decide where an album stands in the pantheon of recorded work we’ve done. This one may be third behind Murmur and Automatic For The People.” - Mike Mills in Mojo, 1996
New Adventures In Hi-Fi was released on this day in 1996. What’s your favorite 🎵?
New Adventures In Hi-Fi was released on this day in 1996. What’s your favorite 🎵?
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Top three R.E.M. and it ain’t three
“Hey Sal, you gonna boo Rodgers?”
“Jets mailbag.”
“Jets mailbag.”
September 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Hey Sal, you gonna boo Rodgers?”
“Jets mailbag.”
“Jets mailbag.”
How tonight’s game ended
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How tonight’s game ended
This hits hard but it doesn’t hit SOLELY for the nostalgia. It’s because even for a minute we feel what it was like to have a healthy relationship with TV sports again. Highlights! Jokes! Fun! Not starting a show with 10 minutes of arguing about a player’s contract situation!
The Rich Eisen return to SportsCenter on ESPN even features an old-school SportsCenter intro.
(You can read more about Eisen hosting tonight's SportsCenter here: bit.ly/41boVWX)
(You can read more about Eisen hosting tonight's SportsCenter here: bit.ly/41boVWX)
August 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This hits hard but it doesn’t hit SOLELY for the nostalgia. It’s because even for a minute we feel what it was like to have a healthy relationship with TV sports again. Highlights! Jokes! Fun! Not starting a show with 10 minutes of arguing about a player’s contract situation!
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anyone who thinks this is cool should have their pants pulled down in public
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
August 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
anyone who thinks this is cool should have their pants pulled down in public
In the mid-‘00s, jumping up on a talk show host’s couch was the craziest thing anyone could do
July 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In the mid-‘00s, jumping up on a talk show host’s couch was the craziest thing anyone could do
so MLB will put a runner on second base in extra innings in actual games that matter but won't do it in the exhibition where it'd make the most sense
July 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
so MLB will put a runner on second base in extra innings in actual games that matter but won't do it in the exhibition where it'd make the most sense
People forget Jar Jar Binks co-hosted TRL for a whole week in 1999. People really memory holed that one.
July 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
People forget Jar Jar Binks co-hosted TRL for a whole week in 1999. People really memory holed that one.
[Steelers make a good trade]
Everyone: why did they do this
Everyone: why did they do this
June 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
[Steelers make a good trade]
Everyone: why did they do this
Everyone: why did they do this
We're hearing whispers about how Connor McDavid, with one year left on his contract and seeing no Cup in Edmonton, is "very strongly" looking ahead to 2026-27, and is said to be "intrigued" in joining a Pittsburgh Penguins team flush with cap space for the first time. More on this as it develops
June 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We're hearing whispers about how Connor McDavid, with one year left on his contract and seeing no Cup in Edmonton, is "very strongly" looking ahead to 2026-27, and is said to be "intrigued" in joining a Pittsburgh Penguins team flush with cap space for the first time. More on this as it develops
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Oakmont is the best golf course because it’s the only one that understands golfing is a sin and those who attempt it should be punished
June 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oakmont is the best golf course because it’s the only one that understands golfing is a sin and those who attempt it should be punished