phillip
@phillipprado.xyz
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enby millennial, geek extraordinaire, lover of cats, borderline cinephile, and instant ramen afficianado
enby millennial, geek extraordinaire, lover of cats, borderline cinephile, and instant ramen afficianado
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phillip
@phillipprado.xyz
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Memento Mori 💀
Yesterday, I submitted my second application to work at Canonical. Clearly didn't get the first job, but working for them is like a dream job for me, so my hopes are high for this one. Wish me luck! 😬
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yesterday, I submitted my second application to work at Canonical. Clearly didn't get the first job, but working for them is like a dream job for me, so my hopes are high for this one. Wish me luck! 😬
Proton Drive incorporating a document scanner only in the iOS app is diabolical.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Proton Drive incorporating a document scanner only in the iOS app is diabolical.
YouTube Music is kinda fire..
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
YouTube Music is kinda fire..
These AI voice recording devices are neat and all...but the Pixel Recorder app exists, and it's damn near flawless.
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
These AI voice recording devices are neat and all...but the Pixel Recorder app exists, and it's damn near flawless.
How in the world is it possible for Spotify to have a messages feature while, after all these years, YouTube still doesn't...?
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How in the world is it possible for Spotify to have a messages feature while, after all these years, YouTube still doesn't...?
I ate a shockingly miniscule amount of candy this Halloween. I'm a true disappointment.
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I ate a shockingly miniscule amount of candy this Halloween. I'm a true disappointment.
Small phones ftw. Bring back the 5.5in screen!
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Small phones ftw. Bring back the 5.5in screen!
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Here are some of the scary jack o'lanterns I've made for our cats over the years. First: the cone.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here are some of the scary jack o'lanterns I've made for our cats over the years. First: the cone.
Sometimes you just gotta motor boat your cat
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sometimes you just gotta motor boat your cat
I really underestimated how much I would love the Boox Palma. Picked it up on a whim, and now I can't imagine life without it. 📖
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I really underestimated how much I would love the Boox Palma. Picked it up on a whim, and now I can't imagine life without it. 📖
The trick to life, the code I've never been able to crack is as follows:
How in the HELL are you supposed to be passionate, educated, and advocate for the things you care about without sounding like a pretentious bitch? Asking for a friend.
How in the HELL are you supposed to be passionate, educated, and advocate for the things you care about without sounding like a pretentious bitch? Asking for a friend.
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The trick to life, the code I've never been able to crack is as follows:
How in the HELL are you supposed to be passionate, educated, and advocate for the things you care about without sounding like a pretentious bitch? Asking for a friend.
How in the HELL are you supposed to be passionate, educated, and advocate for the things you care about without sounding like a pretentious bitch? Asking for a friend.
Me: *looks in mirror*
Me: *points finger at reflection* "HA! Nerd!"
Me: *points finger at reflection* "HA! Nerd!"
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Me: *looks in mirror*
Me: *points finger at reflection* "HA! Nerd!"
Me: *points finger at reflection* "HA! Nerd!"
After 8 pm, public bathrooms are for sobering up anyway. Why does it matter what gender you are??
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
After 8 pm, public bathrooms are for sobering up anyway. Why does it matter what gender you are??
I HATE how useful I find Google and their services to be. Cryptographic anonymity would fix this issue, but from within capitalism, anonymity doesn't pay
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I HATE how useful I find Google and their services to be. Cryptographic anonymity would fix this issue, but from within capitalism, anonymity doesn't pay
So uh...what happened to the Rabbit R1??
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So uh...what happened to the Rabbit R1??
The problem with making and drinking coffee as a hobby and not just as a consumer is that I find myself constantly feeling like I could've made my drink better than the barista. The enthusiast in me keeps me from enjoying these "great" cafes because I'm too critical and particular.
October 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The problem with making and drinking coffee as a hobby and not just as a consumer is that I find myself constantly feeling like I could've made my drink better than the barista. The enthusiast in me keeps me from enjoying these "great" cafes because I'm too critical and particular.
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Phone cases are overrated 🤪
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Phone cases are overrated 🤪
It's not a trip downtown without seeing a guy asking for some money for banging on some buckets
October 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's not a trip downtown without seeing a guy asking for some money for banging on some buckets