Philp
@philp83.bsky.social
I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist. #ladsladslads. Spinster gay with pets.
Going out for a meal tonight. Which is nice. But it's driving in the dark in a V uncomfortable car.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Going out for a meal tonight. Which is nice. But it's driving in the dark in a V uncomfortable car.
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Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.
March 3, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.
Hello from The Square Peg in Birmingham.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Hello from The Square Peg in Birmingham.
Remember lads, just because something happens in the news doesn't mean you need to have an opinion on it.
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Remember lads, just because something happens in the news doesn't mean you need to have an opinion on it.
Samwise: can I have a shiny dagger?
Galadriel: no
Galadriel: no
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Samwise: can I have a shiny dagger?
Galadriel: no
Galadriel: no
I'm watching LOTR.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a sword and says " a demon of the ancient world "
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a sword and says " a demon of the ancient world "
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm watching LOTR.
Bluesky, who am I blocked by?
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Bluesky, who am I blocked by?
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Morrisons have stopped joining their 30l tie kitchen bin bags, they’re not perforated any more, just cleverly overlapped in a roll so you can easily pull one out to use.
This is a bigger human technological achievement than men walking on the moon but no one is talking about it.
This is a bigger human technological achievement than men walking on the moon but no one is talking about it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morrisons have stopped joining their 30l tie kitchen bin bags, they’re not perforated any more, just cleverly overlapped in a roll so you can easily pull one out to use.
This is a bigger human technological achievement than men walking on the moon but no one is talking about it.
This is a bigger human technological achievement than men walking on the moon but no one is talking about it.
Disappointing darts final.
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Disappointing darts final.
@captainfanny.co.uk please I need your help
October 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@captainfanny.co.uk please I need your help
"BLUESKY IS A NICER PLACE THAN TWITTER"
To any UK Jews reading this, congratulations, ur war criminal government has caused someone like me (who is as liberal & progressive as they come) to NOT GAF what happens to u for the rest of ur lives. I don't care if u feel less safe.
IDF treats Palestinians like the Nazis treated you ancestors🖕🖕🖕
IDF treats Palestinians like the Nazis treated you ancestors🖕🖕🖕
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"BLUESKY IS A NICER PLACE THAN TWITTER"
Everywhere is just filled with ragebait. I hate it. Even here!
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Everywhere is just filled with ragebait. I hate it. Even here!
Oi oi dweebs! How’s things over here?
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oi oi dweebs! How’s things over here?
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Hello dweebs. Look at my lovely dog X
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hello dweebs. Look at my lovely dog X
Why do gays love open relationships? It’s not for me.
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why do gays love open relationships? It’s not for me.
Why do gays love an open relationship?
September 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Why do gays love an open relationship?
I didn’t make the list. I’m now dweeby enough
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I didn’t make the list. I’m now dweeby enough
YOU MUST ONLY POST ON BLUESKY OR YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST
September 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOU MUST ONLY POST ON BLUESKY OR YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST