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Ashley Allen
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Occasional Daydreamer
Just finished a 6am raid on the supermarkets to finish up for Xmas.

Done.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
One holiday guilty pleasure I have is the jailbreaking the hotel TV to turn tru motion off and enable the hdmi inputs.

This one was quite a challenge, two network cables and a chromecast to disconnect and then a secret menu code.
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Final work day of the year for me today, no time off this year except a week with the flu, super burnt out & exhausted. These next few hours of coding are going to be tough.

But I did have my best year business wise, lots of stuff sorted out & have set up next year to not be as hectic & stressful.
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So after spending the last month looking to finally move on from Chrome, I've tried plenty of browsers, most of them are terrible. The winner is:

Ungoogled-Chromium, fast, decluttered, simple and behaves exactly as you'd expect.

Also an honourable mention for Brave.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It does feel like that moment with NFTs a few years ago, when everyone had already agreed NFTs were shit but a few big corps kept making NFT announcements only for nothing to ever come of it a few months later.
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Time to fire up the Disney+ boycott again!

Also, if you can generate Disney stuff, does that mean we're all free to pirate all Disney stuff now and if anyone asks you can just say you generated it?
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Ashley Allen
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Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't really get the WB/Netflix thing. So either all the HBO/WB stuff goes on Netflix, in which case they'll hike the price (again). Or they'll keep them separate in two different Subs and what's the point?

Netflix has been terrible for years.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
PGR is probably the only series I'd pay full whack for a full series remaster.

It still looks great, plays great but bar original hardware I don't think you can play it anywhere now.

One of the cone challenges on the PGR1, in San Fran haunted me. I played it 1000 times to get the perfect run.
It's wild how good this still looks in motion - the detail, the motion blur, the lighting...good stuff here
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Ashley Allen
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Reposted by Ashley Allen
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Budget wasn't too bad, the rise in dividend tax is probably the worse thing for me (and a lot of freelancers & tradespeople who work through a Limited Company) it'll cost me and my partner ~£700 each.

Then the milage charge for EVs that's going to be ~£300 each too. So all in we're down 2 grand?
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Just stayed up to past midnight to check a scheduled program runs properly and I can get it signed off.

Log in to start, notice a bunch of manually triggered programs an admin logged in an hour ago to set off. Now I can't do the final test for another week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Got sent my final, checked by a proper person, Will (on a sunday evening?). And it looks like someone's first go on Word in 1995.

Going to have to spruce it up, even dead, I'm not taking formatting and font choices like this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just watched the new Frankenstein. Felt a bit too much like a tv movie in parts for me.

It did something’s great, but I feel 90s film did a fair bit of it better.

Both are flawed “movies”, but they both have there good points too.

Maybe Del Toro was held back?
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So imagine you took 10 times the amount of laxatives you are supposed to.

That's basically what's happening to crypto right now.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Serious life admin day. Made a small claims court claim, signed and filed a bunch of company accounts and done a bunch of work on inheritance tax so I can finish my will.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just back from seeing Kneecap in Bristol tonight. Very good. Very naughty boys, in a good way.
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A reminder. There are other OSs other than windows. Switching isn’t that hard. Don’t inflict windows on yourself, you deserve better. Even more so if you’re using it all day.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So it’s like a reverse Monica Lewinsky situation?

What a world!
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My goodness he new South Park goes hard.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
At this point you just have to assume he’s a nonce, right?

It would be more shocking if he wasn’t.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Like, if Apple just paid studios to do ports so everything is day and date, I'd be really interested in the Steam Box vs. M5 Mac Mini comparison here.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM