Official Phoebenomena of the Olympic Games™ 🤾 🫶
@phoebenomena.bsky.social
Geographer. 🌎 Cartographer. 🗺️ Carmen Sandiego Fan. 💃🏽 Xianghua Main. ⚔️ Geoist. 🌐
Legend.
🏳️⚧️
Legend.
🏳️⚧️
Thank you for saving us, Seahawks. Not from the Pats, but rather, from the Patriot Fans.
That would have certainly been a blight upon the land.
That would have certainly been a blight upon the land.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Thank you for saving us, Seahawks. Not from the Pats, but rather, from the Patriot Fans.
That would have certainly been a blight upon the land.
That would have certainly been a blight upon the land.
"But had the last word been said?
Must hope disappear?
Is defeat final?
No."
Must hope disappear?
Is defeat final?
No."
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
"But had the last word been said?
Must hope disappear?
Is defeat final?
No."
Must hope disappear?
Is defeat final?
No."
For being a cis woman, Noem sure does lie her balls off.
As someone that has an appreciation for lying in and of itself, this is just godawful. 😑
As someone that has an appreciation for lying in and of itself, this is just godawful. 😑
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
For being a cis woman, Noem sure does lie her balls off.
As someone that has an appreciation for lying in and of itself, this is just godawful. 😑
As someone that has an appreciation for lying in and of itself, this is just godawful. 😑
I don't see what the point of the Ted Cruz Watch posts are. There were years of these after the last time and he was just reelected anyway. 🤷🏽♀️🫠
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I don't see what the point of the Ted Cruz Watch posts are. There were years of these after the last time and he was just reelected anyway. 🤷🏽♀️🫠
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It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
Taking Amtrak to see my friend in DFW today. 🛤️ Today should be a good day. 🙂
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Taking Amtrak to see my friend in DFW today. 🛤️ Today should be a good day. 🙂
This little lady is Daria Carmen ,er, Nomena. I think her name is actually pretty self explanatory. 🐈
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This little lady is Daria Carmen ,er, Nomena. I think her name is actually pretty self explanatory. 🐈
Commuted by Bus/Bike 🚴♀️ for the first time today.
What I have learned is that I have grown old and feeble.
Going to have to correct that. 🦵
What I have learned is that I have grown old and feeble.
Going to have to correct that. 🦵
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Commuted by Bus/Bike 🚴♀️ for the first time today.
What I have learned is that I have grown old and feeble.
Going to have to correct that. 🦵
What I have learned is that I have grown old and feeble.
Going to have to correct that. 🦵
As a side note, we dont really need the Venezuelan oil. We already get lots of sweet condensate from plays like the Permian. The US has been a net exporter for a few years now. Plus the natural gas to boot.
The Venezuelan stuff is chunky monkey sour. You cant even really refine it most places.
The Venezuelan stuff is chunky monkey sour. You cant even really refine it most places.
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As a side note, we dont really need the Venezuelan oil. We already get lots of sweet condensate from plays like the Permian. The US has been a net exporter for a few years now. Plus the natural gas to boot.
The Venezuelan stuff is chunky monkey sour. You cant even really refine it most places.
The Venezuelan stuff is chunky monkey sour. You cant even really refine it most places.
Fuck everyone setting off fireworks tonight.
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Fuck everyone setting off fireworks tonight.
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Sorry I’m tearing up rn I’m just thinking about how trans people are out there rn finding love and meaning in their lives amidst oppression and it makes me feel so warm and inspired and happy that I can’t help but cry at how beautiful it is.
I am not alone even when I feel like I am.
I am not alone even when I feel like I am.
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sorry I’m tearing up rn I’m just thinking about how trans people are out there rn finding love and meaning in their lives amidst oppression and it makes me feel so warm and inspired and happy that I can’t help but cry at how beautiful it is.
I am not alone even when I feel like I am.
I am not alone even when I feel like I am.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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If seven more people follow me, I’ll post the Santa dress pics
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If seven more people follow me, I’ll post the Santa dress pics
I shook Chuck Norris's hand. Back when the meme was a thing, I used to say "And I survived!"
He was stumping for Huckabee, though. 😑
Listen for Odessa in the Oughts, that was the best we had, okay?
He was stumping for Huckabee, though. 😑
Listen for Odessa in the Oughts, that was the best we had, okay?
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Ran face-to-face into Frankie Munoz boarding the plane home from my FFS. I saw a minor celeb. He saw a woman who looked like she'd lost a fight with a lawnmower. Neither of us knew what to do. We just stared at each other for a bit.
Ran face-to-face into Frankie Munoz boarding the plane home from my FFS. I saw a minor celeb. He saw a woman who looked like she'd lost a fight with a lawnmower. Neither of us knew what to do. We just stared at each other for a bit.
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Literally ran into Hillary Clinton as we we both sprinting in opposite directions and almost knocked her over. Many thanks to Madam Secretary for not having her security beat me senseless
Literally ran into Hillary Clinton as we we both sprinting in opposite directions and almost knocked her over. Many thanks to Madam Secretary for not having her security beat me senseless
December 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I shook Chuck Norris's hand. Back when the meme was a thing, I used to say "And I survived!"
He was stumping for Huckabee, though. 😑
Listen for Odessa in the Oughts, that was the best we had, okay?
He was stumping for Huckabee, though. 😑
Listen for Odessa in the Oughts, that was the best we had, okay?
Graduated with two degrees.
Came out to family...then friends...then at work.
Got my name changed in the One Star State. Guess I'm out everywhere now.
I said goodbye to a good man.
Came out to family...then friends...then at work.
Got my name changed in the One Star State. Guess I'm out everywhere now.
I said goodbye to a good man.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Graduated with two degrees.
Came out to family...then friends...then at work.
Got my name changed in the One Star State. Guess I'm out everywhere now.
I said goodbye to a good man.
Came out to family...then friends...then at work.
Got my name changed in the One Star State. Guess I'm out everywhere now.
I said goodbye to a good man.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only.
I was Double Dog Dared 🐶🐶.
And you can't refuse a Double Dog Dare here, old state law. ⚖️
I was Double Dog Dared 🐶🐶.
And you can't refuse a Double Dog Dare here, old state law. ⚖️
Why did you transition, wrong answers only.
I just really wanted underwire to be a part of my life.
I just really wanted underwire to be a part of my life.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only.
Studies have shown that children with two moms are higher achievers.
Studies have shown that children with two moms are higher achievers.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why did you transition, wrong answers only.
I was Double Dog Dared 🐶🐶.
And you can't refuse a Double Dog Dare here, old state law. ⚖️
I was Double Dog Dared 🐶🐶.
And you can't refuse a Double Dog Dare here, old state law. ⚖️
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Many people here on Bluesky (and in the LGBTQ press!) called her a turncoat when she didn't resign in protest over House bathroom rules. But McBride is an important advocate for our rights because she DIDN'T throw away her access. I expect great things from her.
www.advocate.com/politics/sar...
www.advocate.com/politics/sar...
Sarah McBride knew some Democrats would betray trans people, so she lobbied Republicans
Sarah McBride successfully lobbied a handful of Republicans to vote against a ban on gender-affirming care for youth.
www.advocate.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Many people here on Bluesky (and in the LGBTQ press!) called her a turncoat when she didn't resign in protest over House bathroom rules. But McBride is an important advocate for our rights because she DIDN'T throw away her access. I expect great things from her.
www.advocate.com/politics/sar...
www.advocate.com/politics/sar...
Today... I am 44 years old. 🙃🎂🫶
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today... I am 44 years old. 🙃🎂🫶
I have the melody to La Llorona stuck in my head.
This is not a complaint. 🎵
This is not a complaint. 🎵
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have the melody to La Llorona stuck in my head.
This is not a complaint. 🎵
This is not a complaint. 🎵
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
Dear City of Austin,
Who decided to block of the entire cardinal direction of West today?
I just wanna talk.
Who decided to block of the entire cardinal direction of West today?
I just wanna talk.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dear City of Austin,
Who decided to block of the entire cardinal direction of West today?
I just wanna talk.
Who decided to block of the entire cardinal direction of West today?
I just wanna talk.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Hi folks - we’re slowly catching up with rent thanks to your help, but we’re still very much in the hole, and we also need to get the power bill paid ASAP. Any help is massively appreciated. ❤️
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hi folks - we’re slowly catching up with rent thanks to your help, but we’re still very much in the hole, and we also need to get the power bill paid ASAP. Any help is massively appreciated. ❤️
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Updating my name with the government places today. While at the SSA, everything froze up.
My name is So Awesome, that it took out Social Security.
I am SO Sorry, everyone 😧
My name is So Awesome, that it took out Social Security.
I am SO Sorry, everyone 😧
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Updating my name with the government places today. While at the SSA, everything froze up.
My name is So Awesome, that it took out Social Security.
I am SO Sorry, everyone 😧
My name is So Awesome, that it took out Social Security.
I am SO Sorry, everyone 😧
22 million dollars sounds like a LOT for a Spirit of Halloween building.
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$22M Target coming to Texas could be largest in the world
You could fit nearly two of the world's largest Buc-ee's in this bad boy.
www.mysanantonio.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
22 million dollars sounds like a LOT for a Spirit of Halloween building.
www.mysanantonio.com/business/art...
www.mysanantonio.com/business/art...