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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja
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A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?
Tell your pets name in gif
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Tell your pets name in gif
New ICE meme just dropped
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
New ICE meme just dropped
I got laid off yesterday. The event/publishing company I worked for decided to close the clean energy brand I worked on bc of changes in the industry and “with Trump having 3 more years we know it will continue to affect things.”
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January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I got laid off yesterday. The event/publishing company I worked for decided to close the clean energy brand I worked on bc of changes in the industry and “with Trump having 3 more years we know it will continue to affect things.”
Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry 😂
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry 😂
My only New Year’s Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My only New Year’s Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026
Doing New Year’s with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isn’t ready yet? Nooo…
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Doing New Year’s with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isn’t ready yet? Nooo…
Guillermo del Toro’s Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film I’ve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film I’ve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.
My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage 😂
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage 😂
Also the bûche de noël attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Also the bûche de noël attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt
Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dad’s today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS 😭💕💕💕
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dad’s today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS 😭💕💕💕
POV: watching the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry like
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December 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
POV: watching the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry like
I decided to make my first bûche de noël for Christmas this year but didn’t want to risk the first one ever on the big day. So I’m making one now for a Christmas party tomorrow. I just inverted and rolled the cake up to cool WITHOUT A SINGLE CRACK. So far…
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December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I decided to make my first bûche de noël for Christmas this year but didn’t want to risk the first one ever on the big day. So I’m making one now for a Christmas party tomorrow. I just inverted and rolled the cake up to cool WITHOUT A SINGLE CRACK. So far…
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Watching the first ep of the new season of Stranger Things and, while I’m enjoying it, the super fake-looking CGI people are taking me out of it. If you can’t do a scene with actual people (plus effects) then don’t do it. Video game-ass looking soldiers pfffttt.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Watching the first ep of the new season of Stranger Things and, while I’m enjoying it, the super fake-looking CGI people are taking me out of it. If you can’t do a scene with actual people (plus effects) then don’t do it. Video game-ass looking soldiers pfffttt.
The view from our hotel room does not suck.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The view from our hotel room does not suck.
When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!
Be so for real, Vanessa
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Be so for real, Vanessa
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
Suck it, Kim Davis. Evil fucking hag, go back to under the bridge you came from. I’ve had to hear your name for entirely too goddamn long for one lifetime.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Suck it, Kim Davis. Evil fucking hag, go back to under the bridge you came from. I’ve had to hear your name for entirely too goddamn long for one lifetime.
Our @heartsofpine.bsky.social didn’t win last night in a nail biter of a game I stayed up way too late for. Incredible effort to end a spectacular inaugural year. So proud of our boys. #upthehearts #wearetheboysofMaine #maine #soccer See you next season!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Our @heartsofpine.bsky.social didn’t win last night in a nail biter of a game I stayed up way too late for. Incredible effort to end a spectacular inaugural year. So proud of our boys. #upthehearts #wearetheboysofMaine #maine #soccer See you next season!!