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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja
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Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
Suck it, Kim Davis. Evil fucking hag, go back to under the bridge you came from. I’ve had to hear your name for entirely too goddamn long for one lifetime.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Suck it, Kim Davis. Evil fucking hag, go back to under the bridge you came from. I’ve had to hear your name for entirely too goddamn long for one lifetime.
Our @heartsofpine.bsky.social didn’t win last night in a nail biter of a game I stayed up way too late for. Incredible effort to end a spectacular inaugural year. So proud of our boys. #upthehearts #wearetheboysofMaine #maine #soccer See you next season!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Our @heartsofpine.bsky.social didn’t win last night in a nail biter of a game I stayed up way too late for. Incredible effort to end a spectacular inaugural year. So proud of our boys. #upthehearts #wearetheboysofMaine #maine #soccer See you next season!!
I pretty much never ever want to see Trump’s ugly fucking face but I kind of wish we had a livestream of the meltdown he must be having right now 😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I pretty much never ever want to see Trump’s ugly fucking face but I kind of wish we had a livestream of the meltdown he must be having right now 😂
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
I started a local fundraiser on Wednesday to help food insecure kids/families in my district. My original goal was $600 to support a weekend backpack meals program. I’m stunned to share that as of today, my little local community raised $2,550 and now we’re supporting 3 diff food programs in town!
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I started a local fundraiser on Wednesday to help food insecure kids/families in my district. My original goal was $600 to support a weekend backpack meals program. I’m stunned to share that as of today, my little local community raised $2,550 and now we’re supporting 3 diff food programs in town!
Husband hasn’t gone deer hunting in years but decided to this year with the price of beef and everything rising. Day 1 of the season opening today and he filled both doe tags!!! Yesssssss.
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Husband hasn’t gone deer hunting in years but decided to this year with the price of beef and everything rising. Day 1 of the season opening today and he filled both doe tags!!! Yesssssss.
I reached out to our school district today to talk to someone who works with economically-disadvantaged students. I’m thinking about crowdfunding to put together weekend bags of snacks and shelf-stable meals that they can send home with students in need as SNAP stops (with their ok).
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I reached out to our school district today to talk to someone who works with economically-disadvantaged students. I’m thinking about crowdfunding to put together weekend bags of snacks and shelf-stable meals that they can send home with students in need as SNAP stops (with their ok).
Welcome to Derry, Episode 1. Lets goooo!!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Welcome to Derry, Episode 1. Lets goooo!!!
Husband and I have been enjoying 90s/00s horror movies leading up to Halloween and so far my only take away is goddamn Monica Keena was/is hot. Perfect rack, my god.
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Husband and I have been enjoying 90s/00s horror movies leading up to Halloween and so far my only take away is goddamn Monica Keena was/is hot. Perfect rack, my god.
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This is very good
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is very good
How to tell you just paid off your car? For the first time ever actually paying it off and not trading it in for another payment? A DEER HIT ME!! RAN INTO ME ON THE SIDE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How to tell you just paid off your car? For the first time ever actually paying it off and not trading it in for another payment? A DEER HIT ME!! RAN INTO ME ON THE SIDE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!
I’m sorry @janetmills4me.bsky.social but no.
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m sorry @janetmills4me.bsky.social but no.
We’ve struggled with our youngest and her desire to always sleep in our bed. Recently we’ve made a lot of progress with letting her pick one night a week, day of her choice, and then sleep in own bed the rest.
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We’ve struggled with our youngest and her desire to always sleep in our bed. Recently we’ve made a lot of progress with letting her pick one night a week, day of her choice, and then sleep in own bed the rest.
I’m a raging atheist leftist feminist bitch who also wanted to get married and have babies and did. That is not what a tradwife fucking is!
The conservatism that's resurgent in the U.S. wants women to get married and have babies—so Taylor Swift's latest lyrics about getting married and having babies genuinely bummed me out.
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The Life of a...Tradwife?
The conservatism that's resurgent in the U.S. wants women to get married and have babies—so Taylor Swift's latest lyrics about getting married and having babies genuinely bummed me out.
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October 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m a raging atheist leftist feminist bitch who also wanted to get married and have babies and did. That is not what a tradwife fucking is!
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They're out here beating clergy too.
October 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
They're out here beating clergy too.
Started the Ed Gein show (spoilers ahead or what have you) and admittedly he’s a serial killer I only knew the basics about so maybe I just didn’t know it it’s a Ryan Murphy thing but I really was not expecting the whole Holocaust subplot and I’m not a fan.
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Started the Ed Gein show (spoilers ahead or what have you) and admittedly he’s a serial killer I only knew the basics about so maybe I just didn’t know it it’s a Ryan Murphy thing but I really was not expecting the whole Holocaust subplot and I’m not a fan.
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"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
Every time Mt. Everest is in the news I’m reminded of the coolest fact about climbing Mt. Everest: you don’t fucking have to!
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Every time Mt. Everest is in the news I’m reminded of the coolest fact about climbing Mt. Everest: you don’t fucking have to!
The pain of waking up to notifications that your pre-ordered book delivered to your Kindle at 12:09 AM and you have a full busy work day before you can start reading it 😭😭😭
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The pain of waking up to notifications that your pre-ordered book delivered to your Kindle at 12:09 AM and you have a full busy work day before you can start reading it 😭😭😭
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Now that the service is over for the 38th highest rated podcaster, let’s focus on what everyone’s wearing to the rapture on Tuesday
September 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Now that the service is over for the 38th highest rated podcaster, let’s focus on what everyone’s wearing to the rapture on Tuesday
I was lucky enough in college to attend the Sundance Film Festival twice and the first time I also got to sit in on a panel with Robert Redford. Such a brilliant man and filmmaker and such a loss for the film community.
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was lucky enough in college to attend the Sundance Film Festival twice and the first time I also got to sit in on a panel with Robert Redford. Such a brilliant man and filmmaker and such a loss for the film community.
Just saw one of my fave Charlie Kirk reactions in a comment on TikTok which I will be using now: I will not be gaslit into mourning a man who became a statistic he approved of.
September 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just saw one of my fave Charlie Kirk reactions in a comment on TikTok which I will be using now: I will not be gaslit into mourning a man who became a statistic he approved of.